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Posted: 2/21/2016 11:50:36 AM EDT
So I showed this meme to the wife (no pictures you dirty leg humpers)


And her response was awesome!  She said....No. It would be like "She tried to gather up all my sperm and tried to shove it back in my dick"

I about peed my pants laughing.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 11:55:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2016 11:55:48 AM EDT
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I guess that works for Ted, too.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 11:55:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2016 11:56:28 AM EDT
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That's fucked up!
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 11:58:09 AM EDT
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I guess that works for Ted, too.
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Actually, Ted would be "I went in so deep I had to come up for air".



 
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 12:01:24 PM EDT
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Too soon
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 12:06:27 PM EDT
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Oh man that's wrong.  
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 12:24:04 PM EDT
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Rode hard and put up wet would work better.

 
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 12:25:01 PM EDT
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I laughed, damn I'm, a bad person
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 12:25:22 PM EDT
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Well, guess I'm going to hell laughing at that.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 12:26:46 PM EDT
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Yeah, that's not right.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:17:18 PM EDT
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That's not funny.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:24:08 PM EDT
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So I showed this meme to the wife (no pictures you dirty leg humpers)
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/37/370f2a61cc01a2a475e8e4b2ce301011adac6d1ad77c843726d95a4724673724.jpg

And her response was awesome!  She said....No. It would be like "She tried to gather up all my sperm and tried to shove it back in my dick"

I about peed my pants laughing.
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Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:28:42 PM EDT
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That's not funny.
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You're not funny.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:31:33 PM EDT
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What?





John F Kerry?
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:38:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:41:09 PM EDT
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I guess Teds would be the kopechne.

Go deep.  Don't come up for air.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:43:05 PM EDT
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Thats horrible and I raffed.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:43:54 PM EDT
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It's "tries".  
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:45:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:54:47 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 3:13:58 PM EDT
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How old are you OP ? ? ?


Link Posted: 2/21/2016 3:37:37 PM EDT
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That works on two levels.  The obvious one, and, the Kennedy family pastime, rape.

It's awful, but it's still funny.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 3:48:29 PM EDT
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Oh FFS that is hilarious!!!

Jeez lighten up Francisisissis.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 7:14:04 PM EDT
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Well I must be doing something right. Some laughed, some butt hurt and some grammar nazis showed up.

At least it wasn't another tranny or Trump thread.  

Link Posted: 2/21/2016 7:18:46 PM EDT
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Well I must be doing something right. Some laughed, some butt hurt and some grammar nazis showed up.

At least it wasn't another tranny or Trump thread.  

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Link Posted: 2/21/2016 7:20:21 PM EDT
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That works on two levels.  The obvious one, and, the Kennedy family pastime, rape.

It's awful, but it's still funny.
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It appears to be microaggressing a few posters.
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Well I must be doing something right. Some laughed, some butt hurt and some grammar nazis showed up.

At least it wasn't another tranny or Trump thread.  


http://i.imgur.com/zYMGSQs.jpg

I laughed. Thanks.
Link Posted: 2/22/2016 2:08:19 AM EDT
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You're not funny.
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That's not funny.




You're not funny.






 
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