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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:01:24 AM EDT
I got road raged about 2 months ago, without going into details the douche ended up blocking my way, couldn't go forward or back.  As I tried to inch forward (douche didn't get out of his car) I gently bumped his bumper unintentionally.

I was in the process of calling 911 with 1 hand and making other preparations (opening a bottle of cock sauce) with the other.  Douche settled down after he was unintentionally bumped, got out of his car, and saw my larger manful size and demeanor ( he was a well grecian formulaed 50s fat fuck).

Po Po comes and give me a ticket for following to close.

I asked him what dispatch told him and he said I don't know but I didn't see nuthin and I have to write something to close the call and you bumped him.

Went to court.  DISMISSED.



Fuck you fucker.
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:04:53 AM EDT
[#1]
In before the shitstorm.....


Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:05:23 AM EDT
[#2]
I don't really see how the term JBT applies in this situation.
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:06:57 AM EDT
[#3]
, (and any other ones I missed.)
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:07:40 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I don't really see how the term JBT applies in this situation.


+1

He was just being a civil "servant" trying to fill the squares.  
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:08:20 AM EDT
[#5]
Is he supposed to take it personally?
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:08:21 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I don't really see how the term JBT applies in this situation.


+1
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:08:22 AM EDT
[#7]
Cool.
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:09:47 AM EDT
[#8]
Cue "shitstorm" picture.
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:10:19 AM EDT
[#9]
Its hard to understand what exactly happened with your description. Were you parked, stuck in traffic?


Cock sauce? WTF?
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:10:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Dude, lay off the twinkies and malt liquor...
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:11:21 AM EDT
[#11]
You had cock sauce in your car?
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:12:05 AM EDT
[#12]
Another thread with half a story and a title designed to foment discord.

And no fucking Drawdown®!
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:12:30 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Its hard to understand what exactly happened with your description. Were you parked, stuck in traffic?


Cock sauce? WTF?



what is this cock sauce you speak of? Sriracha?
Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:13:01 AM EDT
[#14]
So you hit the guys car the cop wrote you up then you missed a day of work to go to court so you lost money. How is that a win ?

Hardly a JBT moment.

Link Posted: 6/18/2007 11:13:14 AM EDT
[#15]
Trolling.
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