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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:55:34 PM EDT
I have finally figured out why europeans hate us so much!

Its because we have CHEAP TOILET PAPER!!!
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:56:57 PM EDT
no they hate us because of people like you
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:57:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
no they hate us because of people like you



Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:59:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
no they hate us because of people like you



Because im a good American that enjoys living a happy life?

Or that i wad up the toilet paper to wipe instead of using the more efficent folding technique?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:59:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By x5060:
I have finally figured out why europeans hate us so much!

Its because we have CHEAP TOILET PAPER!!!



Excuse me NOOB... I dont know who you are or what you are trying to do but TOILET JOKES ARE MY DEPT...


FIND ANOTHER ANGLE!!!!
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:59:57 PM EDT
Why would people who clean their asses with their hands and a spigot care about the quality of American toilet paper?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:01:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Why would people who clean their asses with their hands and a spigot care about the quality of American toilet paper?



fixed
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:02:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 8:04:43 PM EDT by x5060]

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By x5060:
I have finally figured out why europeans hate us so much!

Its because we have CHEAP TOILET PAPER!!!



Excuse me NOOB... I dont know who you are or what you are trying to do but TOILET JOKES ARE MY DEPT...


FIND ANOTHER ANGLE!!!!




DAMN YOU!!!!! I thought i had come up with a new and revolutionary form of humor for the interweb.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:02:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Why would people who clean their asses with their hands and a spigot care about the quality of American toilet paper?



fixed

Those are different people whose opinions are irrelevant.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:04:12 PM EDT
They used to advertise toilet paper by saying, NO SPLINTERS! I cringe just thinking of that one.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:04:27 PM EDT
excuse me.


what is this fold technique?

are they really that low on paper they need to fold?

wtf?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:06:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
excuse me.


what is this fold technique?

are they really that low on paper they need to fold?

wtf?



When toilet paper can be up to 2.50$ a roll you make it last as long as possible. Not too mention itts crap, it feels like rough paper towels from your highschool bathrooms.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:08:52 PM EDT
why does it cost so much
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:10:38 PM EDT
What part of Europe are you talking about anyway?

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:12:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
What part of Europe are you talking about anyway?




I lived in europe for awhile. Mostly in germany, but i traveled around a lot. Britian, france and germany where the worst of the lot as far as toilet paper prices.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:14:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By x5060:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
What part of Europe are you talking about anyway?




I lived in europe for awhile. Mostly in germany, but i traveled around a lot. Britian, france and germany where the worst of the lot as far as toilet paper prices.



How much are a pair of socks over there?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:16:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By x5060:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
What part of Europe are you talking about anyway?




I lived in europe for awhile. Mostly in germany, but i traveled around a lot. Britian, france and germany where the worst of the lot as far as toilet paper prices.



How much are a pair of socks over there?



That i dont know. I never went clothes shopping. I only lived there for 8 months.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:18:37 PM EDT
I bet you are one of those wasteful sorts who use more than one sheet and don't use both sides.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:19:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By x5060:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By x5060:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
What part of Europe are you talking about anyway?




I lived in europe for awhile. Mostly in germany, but i traveled around a lot. Britian, france and germany where the worst of the lot as far as toilet paper prices.



How much are a pair of socks over there?



That i dont know. I never went clothes shopping. I only lived there for 8 months.



you wore the same clothes for 8 months?? Well, you DID go to visit France so I guess no one notices.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:19:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Leadbutt:
I bet you are one of those wasteful sorts who use more than one sheet and don't use both sides.



youre right. Im one of those guys taht can go through half a roll in one sitting if i got a really bad case of the shits.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:21:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 8:22:00 PM EDT by x5060]

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By x5060:
That i dont know. I never went clothes shopping. I only lived there for 8 months.



you wore the same clothes for 8 months?? Well, you DID go to visit France so I guess no one notices.



HAHAHAHA, I washed them.... sometimes in the bathroom of the Burgerking on Alexanderplatz in Berlin. I got wierd looks but i kid you not, it was the cleanest water in the city.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 10:29:03 PM EDT
On a serious note, Were you there for work or backpacking type through europe?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 10:49:55 PM EDT
ok since we're on europe...


Anyone heard the parody of the Irish Spring Soap commercial called Scottish Spring?

It's quite good. A friend of mine had a copy. Wonderful.

I can't seem to find a copy online but maybe you guys will have better luck.


Trust me it's worth it.

Audio file only(I think)
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 4:42:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
On a serious note, Were you there for work or backpacking type through europe?



I was an exchange student. I went to school and on my off days i traveled.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 9:43:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By x5060:

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
On a serious note, Were you there for work or backpacking type through europe?



I was an exchange student. I went to school and on my off days i traveled.



Great experience!!! Cool Deal!!
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