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Posted: 9/17/2002 8:17:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:20:20 PM EDT
[#1]
"Y'know, Midge, sometimes I just don't feel fresh..."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:22:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Do you smell something?
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:22:20 PM EDT
[#3]
"I'm gonna sue the makers of maxi pads. They are not absorbant as the commercials say."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:22:34 PM EDT
[#4]

 I thought you said these pads were EXTRA absorbent!
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:24:10 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:24:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:24:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Fart Surprise!
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:04:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman.   Just not their asses.
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:07:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:10:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:13:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Well, this will probably get me in trouble but....



"Ya know, the doctor told me that I get excited too easily.... OH my, look at that guy......"
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:13:35 PM EDT
[#12]
"I think I need to get Vinny to start using a rubber"

Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:16:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
"I think I need to get Vinny to start using a rubber"

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Ok, I officially want to toss my hat in and say  IBTL!!!!

Keving67
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:18:16 PM EDT
[#14]
"I can't wait to use the new strap on."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:29:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Girl on left says to the other: "Have you ever considered seeing a doctor about your salivary problem?"

Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:35:32 PM EDT
[#16]
"I get this way everytime I vote for Clinton."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:42:21 PM EDT
[#17]
 


Just the THOUGHT of [s]B.O.G.[/s] [b]Don R.[/b]makes me WET! [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:49:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
 


Just the THOUGHT of [s]B.O.G.[/s] [b]Don R.[/b]makes me WET! [:D]
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Gee, that's nice RBAD. But what's your "caption" for the picture [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:54:38 PM EDT
[#19]
BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!  

Don makes EVERYONE hot and sticky!  [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:29:59 PM EDT
[#20]
My Marine boyfriend got home on leave yesterday & boy did he save up!

IBTL!!!!!!!!!!  >gg<
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:32:11 PM EDT
[#21]
If you put your ear to it, you can hear the ocean.

or

The red tide is in and the clam flats are closed.
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:32:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Tampons---Don't leave home without them!



(for women during your time of the month)
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:46:51 PM EDT
[#23]
"Oh! by the way did you know the ship pulled in last night?"
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 11:35:33 PM EDT
[#24]
you should have bought the ones with the wings.
[:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 11:43:15 PM EDT
[#25]

  Just when you thought it was safe to take  cousin Ethel out in public again.......

Link Posted: 9/17/2002 11:50:16 PM EDT
[#26]
I think I sat in some pee.

Gaspain
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 1:43:36 AM EDT
[#27]
"God, I hope I'm not showing panty lines...."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 3:28:32 AM EDT
[#28]
"Gosh Amy, I just love these new Fat-Free potato chips made with that Olean stuff......



..... by the way, what does 'Anal Leakage' mean?
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 3:50:16 AM EDT
[#29]
y'all need help!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 3:50:22 AM EDT
[#30]
"Yea, so it's pre-ban, mint, shoots MOA, and I picked it up for like, $750.00."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 4:17:49 AM EDT
[#31]
Holy crap, I cannot stop laughing...no, help me, really!!!  Wait a minute, that is NOT my caption. Whew, I really cannot stop laughing, everyone is looking at me like I am crazier than they already think I am.


ByteTheBullet  (-:

and IBTL!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 5:03:06 AM EDT
[#32]




After my spincterectomy, I cant control my diarrhea..


Link Posted: 9/18/2002 5:18:13 AM EDT
[#33]
Ohhh baby!  When you rub my elbow like that it makes me SO WET!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 5:20:05 AM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:16:50 AM EDT
[#35]
"I was on this site last night... It's called AR15.com. Those guys make me SO wet!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:26:56 AM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:29:27 AM EDT
[#37]
Girl on Right: "God bless you!"
Girl on Left: "That wasn't a sneeze."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:38:53 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm always worried about my panty line showing!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:41:48 AM EDT
[#39]
"Its gonna be hot and sticky today,
but enough about my c***, and now the weather."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:43:15 AM EDT
[#40]
OMG You see that mall ninja! He's so sweet. I think craped my pants!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:47:03 AM EDT
[#41]
"I knew that drive thru enema wasn't such a good idea!"

or

"But the Summers Eve directions didn't say ANYTHING about what to do AFTER..."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:49:40 AM EDT
[#42]
I would caption, but am just tagging this in so I can find it afterwork to do so, hav efun guys :)
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 9:23:43 AM EDT
[#43]

  That is the last time I ride my bike to school without a seat on it!

Link Posted: 9/18/2002 9:54:52 AM EDT
[#44]

Is that Smarty-Pants!?!
He is soooo fine!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 1:15:23 PM EDT
[#45]
Son of a b--ching husband steals every Tampax in the house to put deer piss on.  If he wants any, he'd better hope the rutt's on because this doe won't be in heat for one very freaking long time!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 1:31:00 PM EDT
[#46]
"Ya know that weird guy on the bus that was standing behind me?  Well, he kept bumping into me."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 2:08:46 PM EDT
[#47]
"When that dries it's gonna itch like a bastard!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 2:37:25 PM EDT
[#48]
[size=6][b][red]Qweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff...f....f.....f  !!!!!!![/size=6][/b][/red]
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 4:27:10 PM EDT
[#49]
This is a really tough neighborhood,but I said BE ON YOUR TOES!


  Bob  [:D]
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