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Posted: 9/20/2005 11:08:32 PM EDT
Gentlemen and the stray lady that might be reading this... I just got a phone call from a certain lady I passed my phone number to on Saturday night. Older woman in a college town, she's about 25, got to talking and bought her a few drinks. Anyways, being the college student I am, and the suave ladies man, I pass along my digits. I get a call today and she exclaims, "It would be really hot if you did me while my husband watched and taped." I'm like WTF? this is the first time I have heard of any husband, so yea... what to do AR15.com, what to do? Personally I'm in a state of confusion/arousal. By the way, last year I was at a bar and a girl walks up to me and offers, "You buy the lube and I'll let you stick it in my..." Something about college towns brings out the best in women.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:10:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 11:10:58 PM EDT by AROptics]
Her husband, Zed, has a few plans for you. "Bring out the gimp!"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:12:51 PM EDT
I'll be the 1st to say......

Pics?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:27:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 556A2:
I'll be the 1st to say......

Pics?



My friends are funny like this... whenever I pass out in a group of bushes or take my pants off on the public elevator, there's pics. Yet macking on a sweet broad... no.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:29:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:

Originally Posted By 556A2:
I'll be the 1st to say......

Pics?



My friends are funny like this... whenever I pass out in a group of bushes or take my pants off on the public elevator, there's pics. Yet macking on a sweet broad... no.



Sage Advice: Do matter how drunk you are, taking pants off in public & passing out around friends are bad ideas.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:29:45 PM EDT
Hmmm....do both?


Wait, that's not it.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:29:47 PM EDT
Do it then upload the vid here
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:30:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:31:00 PM EDT
Try it.

might be fun...
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:31:09 PM EDT
time number two today that our phrase.....

"get both"

should not be used....

run and hide...... unless you like that stuff- then smile so you look happy on the intenet...

-Roth
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:31:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Illinigunner21:
I get a call today and she exclaims, "It would be really hot if you did me while my husband watched and taped."



Did she mention if they SELL the tapes.........like many couples do?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:32:48 PM EDT
Yeah, screwing a married woman!

Great idea!

Why are you even asking?

BTW, that's sarcasm.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:39:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:40:16 PM EDT
He's gonna wanna do you while you're doing her!

Had a neighbor who was a swinger..She did the guys first and then it was HIS turn!

Why would you want some weirdo getting aroused looking at you naked doing his wife?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:46:54 PM EDT
I remember years ago, when all stories like this started out...

"Dear Hustler,

I know you'll never believe this, I don't even believe it myself, but there I was...."
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:53:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
I remember years ago, when all stories like this started out...

"Dear Hustler,

I know you'll never believe this, I don't even believe it myself, but there I was...."



I thought it was Dear Penthouse. Huh.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:57:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
www.unn13.com/images/forrest.jpg



+1



Run Forest! Run!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:59:37 PM EDT
I had helped these two young hotties from work move into a new apartment then one said: "So who is it going to be?"

Until that day, I thought all those stories were BS too.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:55:26 AM EDT
Where is the "Its a trap" picture? Seems like a good time for it.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:07:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AROptics:
I had helped these two young hotties from work move into a new apartment then one said: "So who is it going to be?"

Until that day, I thought all those stories were BS too.



Did you pick the one with the bigger penis?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:14:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:14:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 2:05:55 AM EDT by AROptics]
Swingset,

I accept that a couple hot women wanting to sleep with you is foreign to you, but it does happen, maybe never to you, but it does.

Also, I think you making fun of kids with Down's syndrome and/or autistic is sick (see your post below from another thread), but I suppose to be expected from an avowed atheist.


Originally Posted By swingset:


If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic with that second post. I wouldn't like to see all religion come to a screeching halt. It would be very disruptive to the human experience to have everyone abandon their pacifiers all at once. Shit, that might force us to think and own up to our thoughts and actions....can't have that.

And I resent that tard remark.

Do I look like a window licker to you???

www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Mr.%20Happy.jpg

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:26:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 1:35:36 AM EDT by AROptics]

Originally Posted By swingset:
I remember years ago, when all stories like this started out...

"Dear Hustler,

I know you'll never believe this, I don't even believe it myself, but there I was...."



Friggen pathetic...Whacking off with his Hustler is the best he ever had (other than his black lab).
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:36:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:03:30 AM EDT
Don't forget to bring your own protection!!!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:06:25 AM EDT
Go for it.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:22:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AROptics:
Swingset,

I accept that a couple hot women wanting to sleep with you is foreign to you, but it does happen, maybe never to you, but it does.

Also, I think you making fun of kids with Down's syndrome and/or autistic is sick (see your post below from another thread), but I suppose to be expected from an avowed atheist.


Originally Posted By swingset:


If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic with that second post. I wouldn't like to see all religion come to a screeching halt. It would be very disruptive to the human experience to have everyone abandon their pacifiers all at once. Shit, that might force us to think and own up to our thoughts and actions....can't have that.

And I resent that tard remark.

Do I look like a window licker to you???

www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Mr.%20Happy.jpg

Yeah, I didn't think so.




What the hell does this have to do with this post
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:30:36 AM EDT
Swingset had tangentially questioned the validity of the original poster question. I responded in a manner of my choosing to his question and subsequent insult, with one of my own. As for you and your emoticon piss off.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:44:43 AM EDT
i'm sorry will you be my friend
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:48:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
www.unn13.com/images/forrest.jpg



+1
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 2:56:40 AM EDT
Older women @25 years of age ? Good God,I am just about senile then.
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