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Posted: 10/29/2010 1:55:01 PM EDT
you go to bed at 2 with a 10, and wake up at 10 with a 2.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:02:51 PM EDT
As long as you didn't get drunk enough to marry her.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:20:08 PM EDT
Where's the pic of a drunk guy kissing a tranny at the bar?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:25:05 PM EDT
Never went to bed with a ugly chick, but have woken up to them.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:31:03 PM EDT
Um. Yeah I'm gonna plead the fifth on this one .....

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Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:32:11 PM EDT
"While I've never fucked a 10, one night I fucked five 2's."
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:34:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:35:23 PM EDT
Another important lesson is if you meet a girl in a dark club bring her under a good light before you bring her home.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:39:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 2:59:58 PM EDT by Averagebear]
Ever find yourself escaping when she gets up to go to the bathroom in the morning? Always remember to take YOUR car and stay at HER place. Keep your eyes on your keys.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 2:57:56 PM EDT
From the recent Charlie Sheen thread:


When Slash sits you down and says: "You've got to clean up your act."
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:00:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pdg45acp:
As long as you didn't get drunk enough to marry her.


FFFFFfffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:04:09 PM EDT
I've been told it's when you've got a lot problems in your life, but none of them are your fault.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:07:08 PM EDT
Pics of the 10 or GTFO
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:08:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 3:10:58 PM EDT by bluetick357]
Originally Posted By fammyman:
Um. Yeah I'm gonna plead the fifth on this one .....

3 twos and a 4 ought to equal a 10 in a 24 hour time frame.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:10:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By fammyman:
Um. Yeah I'm gonna plead the fifth on this one .....

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FIF.


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:14:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 3:15:27 PM EDT by SteelTalon]
When......You wake up the next morning,and realize that the side of your face is glued to your barracks mattress with your puke....
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:19:15 PM EDT
When you have to ask that question.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:19:26 PM EDT
one two three four FIF
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:23:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sarahjane:
one two three four FIF


lol Is this a Chappelle reference ???
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:24:48 PM EDT
At 10 till 2, a 10s a 10, and a 2s a 2, but at 10 after 2 even a 2 will do.....
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:26:28 PM EDT
I went to a party here and woke up laying half in and half out of a motel room door in PC Beach, FL. Still haven't figured that one out. I didn't stop drinkin' though.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 3:57:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 4:00:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 4:00:25 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
From the Jack Benny radio show:

PHIL HARRIS: Hey, what time did we come in this bar?
PHIL'S FRIEND: Two o'clock.
PHIL HARRIS: What time is it now?
PHIL'S FRIEND: Three o'clock.
PHIL HARRIS: Well that ain't so bad. We've only been in here thirteen hours.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 4:05:20 PM EDT
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