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Posted: 10/29/2010 1:55:01 PM EDT

you go to bed at 2 with a 10, and wake up at 10 with a 2.

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:02:51 PM EDT

[#1]

As long as you didn't get drunk enough to marry her.

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:20:08 PM EDT

[#2]

Where's the pic of a drunk guy kissing a tranny at the bar?

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:25:05 PM EDT

[#3]

Never went to bed with a ugly chick, but have woken up to them.

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:31:03 PM EDT

[#4]

Um. Yeah I'm gonna plead the fifth on this one .....

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Posted: 10/29/2010 2:32:11 PM EDT

[#5]

"While I've never fucked a 10, one night I fucked five 2's."

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:34:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:35:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Another important lesson is if you meet a girl in a dark club bring her under a good light before you bring her home.

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:39:46 PM EDT

[#8]

Ever find yourself escaping when she gets up to go to the bathroom in the morning? Always remember to take YOUR car and stay at HER place. Keep your eyes on your keys.

Posted: 10/29/2010 2:57:56 PM EDT

[#9]

From the recent Charlie Sheen thread:

When Slash sits you down and says: "You've got to clean up your act."

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:00:22 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
As long as you didn't get drunk enough to marry her.

FFFFFfffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:04:09 PM EDT

[#11]

I've been told it's when you've got a lot problems in your life, but none of them are your fault.

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:07:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Pics of the 10 or GTFO

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:08:48 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Um. Yeah I'm gonna plead the fifth on this one .....

3 twos and a 4 ought to equal a 10 in a 24 hour time frame.

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:10:31 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Um. Yeah I'm gonna plead the fifth on this one .....

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FIF.

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:14:13 PM EDT

[#15]

When......You wake up the next morning,and realize that the side of your face is glued to your barracks mattress with your puke....

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:19:15 PM EDT

[#16]

When you have to ask that question.

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:19:26 PM EDT

[#17]

one two three four FIF

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:23:40 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
one two three four FIF

lol Is this a Chappelle reference

???

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:24:48 PM EDT

[#19]

At 10 till 2, a 10s a 10, and a 2s a 2, but at 10 after 2 even a 2 will do.....

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:26:28 PM EDT

[#20]

I went to a party here and woke up laying half in and half out of a motel room door in PC Beach, FL. Still haven't figured that one out. I didn't stop drinkin' though.

Posted: 10/29/2010 3:57:36 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 10/29/2010 4:00:07 PM EDT

[#22]

From the Jack Benny radio show:

PHIL HARRIS: Hey, what time did we come in this bar?
PHIL'S FRIEND: Two o'clock.
PHIL HARRIS: What time is it now?
PHIL'S FRIEND: Three o'clock.
PHIL HARRIS: Well that ain't so bad. We've only been in here thirteen hours.

Posted: 10/29/2010 4:05:20 PM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 10/29/2010 4:07:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
http://4-riders.com/pics/Mix5/picdump141-44.jpg

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