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Posted: 8/22/2006 6:18:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 9:05:33 AM EDT by Rodent]
There are plenty of old airliners stored in the desert. Why don't we give some of them to Al Queda? They could put hundreds of martyrs on each flight. In exchange for free airlplanes, we could insist that they only blow them up over the water. We could give them some Death Row inmates if they absolutely need Infidels. Classic win-win solution: They go to heaven, and we empty our junkyards and prisons.

And we implode old skyscrapers all the time. Why don't we let terrorists do it? Again, they'd actually be doing us a favor. We could even supply the explosives. Another classic win-win situation: Someone else does our dangerous demoliton work, and they get to go home all proud and happy.

The president's advisors seem to lack creative conflict-resolution skills. I don't know why they aren't approaching the problem with common-sense recommendations like these. What, are they just sitting around waiting for Al Queda to ram a train into the White House?

Did we just sit around waiting after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? I think terrorists would flock to a deal like this like salmon to Capistrano.


Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:19:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:21:01 AM EDT
Retarded post of the day.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:21:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Retarded post of the day week.
fixed.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:21:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The war isn't going well, and it's bankrupting us. The president's advisors seem to lack creative conflict-resolution skills.

There are lots of old airliners stored in the desert. Why don't we put some of them back in service, and give them to Al Queda? They could put hundreds of martyrs on each flight. In exchange for free airlplanes, we could insist that they only blow them up over the water. We could give them some Death Row inmates if they need Infidels.

And we implode old skyscrapers all the time. Why don't we let terrorists do it? They'd actually be doing us a favor. We could even supply the explosives. Classic win-win situation.

Better than just sitting and waiting for Al Queda to ram a train into the White House or something.





**********SMACK**********
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:23:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Retarded post of the day week.
fixed.


aye
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:23:36 AM EDT
Sarcasm-fu is weak in this thread.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:26:57 AM EDT
Funny Rodent.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:32:05 AM EDT
We'll trade you all of our porkrinds for all of your oil.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:33:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 6:33:47 AM EDT by HighStrung1]
It's time to make a deal with Al Qaeda.

Fixed.

HS1

Link Posted: 8/22/2006 6:35:02 AM EDT
Before Al-Qaida would be able to ram a train into the whitehouse, I bet someone would notice a team of Mohammed Jihad's laying the track down.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 7:17:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 7:43:36 AM EDT
now you're talking like a democRat

Hey! whose side are you on anyways
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 7:47:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 7:52:24 AM EDT
Your kevlar canoe should be dragged across the driveway for this post.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 7:57:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
There are plenty of old airliners stored in the desert. Why don't we give some of them to Al Queda? They could put hundreds of martyrs on each flight. In exchange for free airlplanes, we could insist that they only blow them up over the water. We could give them some Death Row inmates if they absolutely need Infidels.

I agree, but let our fighter pilots shoot 'em down for practice. Nothing screams fun like blowing away an aluminum can full of human waste over the Atlantic.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 8:07:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Your kevlar canoe should be dragged across the driveway for this post.


Link Posted: 8/22/2006 8:12:26 AM EDT
Rodent left his computer on again.

Private Root Beer is getting pretty elaborate with these posts...
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 8:19:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Your kevlar canoe should be dragged across the driveway for this post.




Link Posted: 8/22/2006 8:53:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jaltered:
Before Al-Qaida would be able to ram a train into the whitehouse, I bet someone would notice a team of Mohammed Jihad's laying the track down.


I was thinking the exact same thing
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:06:43 AM EDT
Are you flying soon? Time to put down the pipe and get straight dude!

<<Actually...it isn't a half-bad idea.>>
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:09:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Did we just sit around waiting after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?


Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:17:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The war isn't going well, and it's bankrupting us. The president's advisors seem to lack creative conflict-resolution skills.


Wow, somebody is just gobbling up the liberal left and MSM's crap huh? Hook, line, and sinker folks.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:24:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Spiff:
Originally Posted By Rodent:
Did we just sit around waiting after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?


Toga! Toga! Toga!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:24:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Spiff:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Did we just sit around waiting after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?





Its from a movie or a cartoon? Ive seen it but cant remember where exactly
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:55:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By USGI_45:

Originally Posted By Spiff:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Did we just sit around waiting after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?





Its from a movie or a cartoon? Ive seen it but cant remember where exactly


Sort of. It is a bastardized misquote from the movie Animal House.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:59:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By USGI_45:

Originally Posted By Spiff:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Did we just sit around waiting after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?





Its from a movie or a cartoon? Ive seen it but cant remember where exactly


Forget it, he's rolling.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:59:15 AM EDT
If you want a deal with Al Quieda, make this deal. If all Al Quieda members will publicly slit their own throats, then we won't turn their holy sites into globs of glass.

And we really won't care if they break their part of the deal.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:03:22 AM EDT
Well,

Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:08:50 AM EDT
Step away from teh crack pipe....
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 3:08:20 PM EDT
I used to think I was funny



Boys, this post was what we on earth call a "joke".
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 3:17:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 3:18:15 PM EDT by Lester_Burnham]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
I used to think I was funny



Boys, this post was what we on earth call a "joke".


YOUR HUMOR HAS BEEN SHUNNED BY THE HIVE MIND™, AWAY WITH YOU.

that's a joke too, I got it.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 3:30:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 3:36:20 PM EDT by goodmedicine]
Rodent, tough humorless crowd tonight

Personally, I think it's absolute genius

ETA: Rodent,
Remember, a lot of these kids aren't old enough to remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

That may be where you went south.


GM
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 3:31:57 PM EDT
Some people think he's actually being serious.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 4:43:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
,,,
Remember, a lot of these kids aren't old enough to remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

That may be where you went south.


But surely they know about the salmon flocking to Capistrano
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 5:36:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
,,,
Remember, a lot of these kids aren't old enough to remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

That may be where you went south.


But surely they know about the salmon flocking to Capistrano
\\

The salmon flocking to Capistrano

Now your just pushing it

GM

Link Posted: 8/24/2006 8:06:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dajini:
Some people think he's actually being serious.


and that's actually funnier that what he wrote.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 9:06:50 PM EDT
In another world:
Famed Wyoming real estate negotiation specialist Jack Palance discusses Al Qaeda's latest demands with a key representative of the group.



Link Posted: 8/27/2006 8:24:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By eesmith4:

Originally Posted By dajini:
Some people think he's actually being serious.


and that's actually funnier that what he wrote.


It's also a little disturbing -
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