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Posted: 12/12/2013 6:38:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 8:17:00 AM EDT by UBB]
Come to work, go to fill up the coffee pot and damn near die! Perfectly good effective can of spray is sitting right fucking there. How much effort would it be to press the little button on top for 2 fucking seconds?? I don't know what you've been eating but oh my god, for the love of all that is holy please refrain from eating it and coming to work!!!





Some women are just fucking nasty!!

 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:39:27 AM EDT
You have air freshener next to your coffee pot?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:40:39 AM EDT
I read it 5 times and am still confused.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:40:47 AM EDT
The real question is why is your coffee pot in the bathroom.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:40:56 AM EDT
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Either that or the coffee pot is in the can!


ETA: Beat by 9 damn seconds!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:41:08 AM EDT
Did you get cropdusted?
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Fucking crop dusters.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:41:22 AM EDT
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I don't have a sink in my office. You're smart enough to figure the rest out.



 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:41:33 AM EDT
tastes better with toilet water?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:41:42 AM EDT
The coffee maker is in the women's shitter?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:42:13 AM EDT
Fuckin' e-cigs!

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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:43:04 AM EDT
WTF?

What's this got to do with women?

I'm cunfused.

Epic Rant Fail...

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:43:10 AM EDT
Shit happens .  
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:44:17 AM EDT

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WTF?



What's this got to do with women?



I'm cunfused.



Epic Rant Fail...



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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:45:09 AM EDT
"This coffee tastes like shit, Bazil".. "Its a bit nutty..."
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:45:51 AM EDT
Is your coffee pot in the ladies room?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:47:17 AM EDT
Hah! We had a Chili cookoff at work on Tuesday, yesterday was FUNKKKKKKYYYYYY!
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:47:47 AM EDT
Roadkill sandwiches?  Generally the worse it smells the tastier it was in the first place.  And you're lucky - there's no air freshener in the men's room.  Men expect the latrine to smell like a latrine - we don't expect a latrine to smell like pansies & roses.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:47:48 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By BabyGlock_27:
WTF?

What's this got to do with women?

I'm cunfused.

Epic Rant Fail...

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Op went into the bathroom to fill up his coffee pot in the sink after a woman took a shit.

...I think?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:48:36 AM EDT

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No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.



 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:48:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By UBB:
I don't have a sink in my office. You're smart enough to figure the rest out.
 
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Originally Posted By UBB:
Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I read it 5 times and am still confused.
I don't have a sink in my office. You're smart enough to figure the rest out.
 


Ah. that was the disconnect. That and the woman reference.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:48:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 6:48:56 AM EDT by twofish]
Fills up coffee pot out of the shitter lavatory.



Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:49:11 AM EDT
Sounds like it is upper decker time.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:49:36 AM EDT
<<<< works from home as often as possible
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:50:33 AM EDT
Why is the coffee pot in the ladies restroom?

Why are you in the ladies restroom?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:50:39 AM EDT
This thread makes me glad we've got a filtered water line hooked directly to our coffee maker.




Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:55:12 AM EDT
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This thread makes me glad we've got a filtered water line hooked directly to our coffee maker.

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Amen to that...
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:56:10 AM EDT
Courtesy flush, courtesy flush, courtesy flush! Learn it - live it, men, women, children, no one wants to smell your ass thirty minutes after your'e gone. Find another legacy to leave!
In before the poop thread lock
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:57:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By RightwingNutjob:



Courtesy flush, courtesy flush, courtesy flush! Learn it - live it, men, women, children, no one wants to smell your ass thirty minutes after your'e gone. Find another legacy to leave!

In before the poop thread lock
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This is NOT a poop thread.





This is a 'Making coffee at work and almost dieing in the process' thread.



Or we can call it a "Hostile work environment" thread if you wish.





 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:58:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 6:59:02 AM EDT by BigPolska]
think of all the air born water/fecal droplets that filled the air after the flush, and then landed on the surface of the water in the coffee pot when you were filling from the sink, where they then infected the coffee maker when you poured.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 6:59:30 AM EDT
The smell is that of her pheromones.  She is indicating to you that she is in season.

You know what you must do, it's the only way to save the species.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:00:32 AM EDT

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think of all the air born water/fecal droplets that filled the air after the flush, and then landed on the surface of the water in the coffee pot when you were filling from the sink, where they then infected the coffee maker when you poured.
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Hmmm, the coffee IS pretty good this morning. Of course I'm using grounds from beans I ground myself at home.



 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:00:45 AM EDT
Well, yuk.
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Originally Posted By TokerM:


The smell is that of her pheromones.  She is indicating to you that she is in season.



You know what you must do, it's the only way to save the species.
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Do I need to piss on her office door to mark my territory first??



 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:07:09 AM EDT
Go spray her office area with Old Spice
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:18:39 AM EDT

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How about splashing a bunch of BRUT on her door. I don't have any Old Spice.



 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:19:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By UBB:
No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.
 
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Originally Posted By UBB:
Originally Posted By DrRemulak:
Is your coffee pot in the ladies room?
No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.
 


Ah. It seems were we denied critical, need to know, information.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:21:21 AM EDT
Is your coffee pot in the bathroom?  I don't quite understand what is happening.  Because of this I will rate your rant at a "doesn't even deserve a rating".

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:22:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By UBB:
No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.
 
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Originally Posted By UBB:
Originally Posted By DrRemulak:
Is your coffee pot in the ladies room?
No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.
 


Pics of the offending woman?
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:22:21 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By 3one5:


Is your coffee pot in the bathroom?  I don't quite understand what is happening.  Because of this I will rate your rant at a "doesn't even deserve a rating".



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12 years and 13 thousand plus posts and you still don't read?



 
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Link Posted: 12/12/2013 7:52:26 AM EDT
Poop thread!

Before it gets locked I want to say my wife's poops are ten times as stinky as mine.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:13:06 AM EDT
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I don't have a sink in my office. You're smart enough to figure the rest out.
 
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Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I read it 5 times and am still confused.
I don't have a sink in my office. You're smart enough to figure the rest out.
 

Not me.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:16:49 AM EDT
GCCSB


(gross confusing cool story bro)
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:19:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2013 8:21:04 AM EDT by UBB]
It has officially been started. Shall forever be known as the Bathroom War of 2013!





Janitor has been slack on keeping a supply of TP available in said bathroom!



I happen to keep some in the truck for 'emergencies' while hunting.







 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:19:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By UBB:
No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.
 
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Originally Posted By UBB:
Originally Posted By DrRemulak:
Is your coffee pot in the ladies room?
No. Coffee pot is in MY office. I have no sink in m office so I have to use the sink in the shared bathroom. Bathroom is shared by 3 office suites, mine and two others. Only myself and the lady across the hall are here today.
 



So your bitching and moaning about a shitter smelling like a shitter. Sounds like you need to pull up your skirt and man up. Fucking white collar whiners.
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:19:46 AM EDT
Id  start packing water to make coffee in Fuck filling it up in the shithouse sink
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:20:12 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Antipennyflag:
So your bitching and moaning about a shitter smelling like a shitter. Sounds like you need to pull up your skirt and man up. Fucking white collar whiners.
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Get back to digging your ditch!



 
Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:22:28 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By UBB:
12 years and 13 thousand plus posts and you still don't read?
 
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Originally Posted By 3one5:
Is your coffee pot in the bathroom?  I don't quite understand what is happening.  Because of this I will rate your rant at a "doesn't even deserve a rating".

12 years and 13 thousand plus posts and you still don't read?
 


4 years and 9000 posts and you can't create a thread that contains all the relevant info in the OP ?

Link Posted: 12/12/2013 8:22:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By UBB:
Get back to digging your ditch!
 
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Originally Posted By UBB:
Originally Posted By Antipennyflag:



So your bitching and moaning about a shitter smelling like a shitter. Sounds like you need to pull up your skirt and man up. Fucking white collar whiners.
Get back to digging your ditch!
 


Gladly. Won't hear me bitch about it either.
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