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Posted: 8/9/2014 4:56:35 PM EDT
...you see light from a fire. You hurry over, and see this....





...next move?
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:57:47 PM EDT
1. I'm never lost.

2. Ask him if he wants to shae a fire and make dinner.

3. ????????????

4. Go to sleep.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:58:33 PM EDT
Do I have a case of anal lube with me?
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:58:58 PM EDT
Pee on myself.

Blow rape whistle.

Vomit.

In that order.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:59:00 PM EDT
You are likely to be eaten by a grue??
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:00:32 PM EDT
Holler,

"IT'S UP IN THE FUCKING TREE! AND IT'S GOT A SNUKE!"

Then advance in the other direction.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:03:33 PM EDT
Immediatly cuddle to conserve body heat
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:06:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Circle_R:
You are likely to be eaten by a grue??
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Yes, you are.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:08:07 PM EDT
I'm getting to the choppah!
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:09:09 PM EDT
Piss on his leg
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:10:03 PM EDT
Cover myself in mud, then proceed to masturbate.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:10:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2014 5:11:07 PM EDT by glk38]
Tell him he is being sued by jesse venture.(or however you spell that pricks name)

Just because.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:10:25 PM EDT
Call Danny Glover for backup.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:15:49 PM EDT
I would "get ouuutta heear" or just "get dooown"
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:16:05 PM EDT
I'm going to make a run for the choppah!
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:18:54 PM EDT
wait until he engages the predator and rapidly go the opposite direction
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:19:17 PM EDT
Im asking him what his screen name is.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:27:24 PM EDT
Perhaps I would get rid of my weapons.


Nah, I'll keep em.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:35:31 PM EDT
I'd say "over here.... over here. Anytime."
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:44:21 PM EDT
Do not make joinder
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:45:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:46:51 PM EDT
I would use my paracord bracelet to make a lasso and tie him up...
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:47:19 PM EDT
Change the channel to another movie.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:54:45 PM EDT
Whip out my smart phone and post a thread in arfcom GD asking what to do?

Follow trail of cheeto dust back to mom's basement?

Collect underpants?

Hell, I dunno.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:57:54 PM EDT
Shit my pants and then burn it as bug repellant.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 6:06:13 PM EDT
Start making predator sounds???
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 6:13:14 PM EDT
I'd go in for a closer look because I can't tell what the hell that is.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 6:19:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I'd go in for a closer look because I can't tell what the hell that is.
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Glad I'm not the only one.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 6:22:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Circle_R:
You are likely to be eaten by a grue??
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Did you err?
Link Posted: 8/10/2014 6:24:38 AM EDT
That's not 'woods", that's "jungle" and central American jungle at that.

I'd want to know how I strayed so far away from home
Link Posted: 8/10/2014 6:35:43 AM EDT
I serenade Major Dutch Schaefer and the Predator with reggae music

Link Posted: 8/10/2014 6:52:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bludgeonmonkey:
Whip out my smart phone and post a thread in arfcom GD asking what to do?

Follow trail of cheeto dust back to mom's basement?

Collect underpants?

Hell, I dunno.
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Ask a guy who's about to get eaten by a predator anything.
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