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Posted: 11/6/2014 1:18:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 1:28:47 AM EDT by Sturmgeist]
"Look, who finally came out of their cave!"



What do you do arfcom?
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:20:13 AM EDT
I piss on them and take the stuffing.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:21:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:21:35 AM EDT
I eat, get leftovers, and go back to my cave.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:22:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 1:24:33 AM EDT by Caboose314]
"Technically it's Mom and Dad's cave"

Real world: Beg Italian aunt for a lasagna, which I know is already in the freezer for me (best aunt ever) Then go catch up with my cousins while the old folk talk about us.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:22:21 AM EDT
My cave, my rules.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:22:31 AM EDT
HAH! as if.

I just fone my order in from the basement
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:25:02 AM EDT
Run screaming out of whoevers house it was, while checking to make sure I don't have stitches on my abdomen.

It ain't that white around here, with 2' of snow on the ground.


Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:28:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tyrendeth:
I piss on them and take the stuffing.
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and a drumstick...don't forget the drumstick... and lay claim to their deviled eggs (if there are any)...
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:34:28 AM EDT
I walk into the room wearing my long john's with the butt flap open,hand them the towel rack I pulled of the wall while violently puking up the wild turkey I drank that morning,then take a bite of everything on the table with the serving spoon before I'm ushered back into the basement.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:38:35 AM EDT
Tell them to close the curtains quick and get under the table since somebody is lighting them up with a laser.

Grab food and booze (leave the Sprite behind) and retire back to the cave.


Ok, what did I just win ?
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:39:53 AM EDT
Wait. Did I miss thanksgiving?
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:42:20 AM EDT
What is this, an intervention?
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:43:11 AM EDT
I grab blondie on the front right and go have some fun.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:45:15 AM EDT
Who are you people and you now have 5 seconds to un-ass yourselves from my house.

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Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:51:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 1:53:03 AM EDT by JHMC79]
Either I defecate in the corner and commence to masturbating profusely; or I ask where's my fucking tacos?

Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:51:45 AM EDT
Out the fag at the table and enjoy Thanksgiving.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:53:56 AM EDT
I put everyone of those fucks into a Ranger chokehold and let them know THE NAME IS CHARLES!
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:57:24 AM EDT
Do as I wish with the blond ...
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 1:59:35 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Matt_The_Hokie:
I grab blondie on the front right and go have some fun.
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That, after slapping the lopsided grin off of the Stifler wannabe.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:00:03 AM EDT
Ask the hottest chick there if she'd like stuffing.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:01:34 AM EDT
Ost
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:05:51 AM EDT
I have no idea what goes on at my house on Thanksgiving...Thanksgiving is a 4-day hunting weekend
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:08:15 AM EDT
take the cute blond on the right, and leave the rest of them.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:10:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sturmgeist:
"Look, who finally came out of their cave!"

http://i.imgur.com/QYT3fPj.jpg

What do you do arfcom?
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Give the blonde extra stuffing.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:10:56 AM EDT
Piss on them for spending money on Coke and putting it on a dinner table, nasty. Take a plate of food and go back to the damn couch. Forced family functions for the loss.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:14:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 11:38:54 AM EDT by Windustsearch]
I don't know what they'd say. I'd look the food over and compliment the cook with "it'll make a turd."
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:19:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sturmgeist:
"Look, who finally came out of their cave!"

http://i.imgur.com/QYT3fPj.jpg

What do you do arfcom?
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Shoot to slidelock, reload and continue as appropriate. These fuckers don't belong in my house, and I don't respond to home invaders well.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:23:26 AM EDT
Someone's about to get pregnant
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:23:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 2:25:11 AM EDT by pikie1]
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Originally Posted By leatherface_y2k:
Out the fag at the table and enjoy Thanksgiving.
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Yea you noticed him too. Before I did that I'd tell them all to shut up. Give me a bottle of Wine, so I could chug it down.
So them maybe I could tolerate their BS.
If they didn't like that, I'd just grab a bottle and head back to my cave.
Since they couldn't take a joke.

But normally I'm cooking. So it's my CAVE, and my rules!
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 2:31:56 AM EDT
Shuffle to the table move who needs be moved, grab all three bottles of wine, the stuffing and throw a turkey leg on it, pour entire contents of gravy boat over it, salt/pepper, grunt and return to my cave.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:08:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 3:08:50 AM EDT by dependence]
CHARLES
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:12:24 AM EDT
Blade at 45 degrees of course.

Then scream, "you will not touch my wishbone!"
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:13:21 AM EDT
Don't say one word, take all the pies while wolf three wolf staring them down.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:13:52 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Matt_The_Hokie:
I grab blondie on the front right and go have some fun.
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From the photo, she likes the pickle.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:20:06 AM EDT
"Sorry, wrong house." Then turn around and walk out.

Also, do people really like eating meals crammed that close together? Shit, I need at least two feet of elbow room on each side.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:36:30 AM EDT
I'm not sure I understand whats going on in this thread.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:40:45 AM EDT
Grandpa Simpson U turn right back into my cave.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 3:41:30 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Shazbat:

That, after slapping the lopsided grin off of the Stifler wannabe.
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Originally Posted By Shazbat:
Originally Posted By Matt_The_Hokie:
I grab blondie on the front right and go have some fun.

That, after slapping the lopsided grin off of the Stifler wannabe.


He has a "WTF are you doing?" kind of grin on his face.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 4:08:33 AM EDT
- Bust out my GPS and take a quick lat / long reading
- Back the fuck out real slow
- Bolt all the doors from the outside
- Call in a JDAM strike and run like hell
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 4:17:11 AM EDT
Trick question, I never left my cave.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 5:40:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Trick question, I never left my cave.
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Correct answer.

I'm off this year and have no idea how to avoid the family B.S.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:18:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/6/2014 6:19:06 AM EDT by runcible]
No one in GD has a family who look that normal.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:24:26 AM EDT
lol teen in front has to chug from the bottle
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:46:02 AM EDT
Sorry, OP. I'm the guy at the head of the table. And IIRC, you moved to Florida 3 years ago.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:52:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:54:11 AM EDT
Ask them where the food is?

A table full of plates and candle sticks, but no food.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:56:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By RIP-Yataski:
Do as I wish with the blond ...
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9 year olds dude.
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:57:24 AM EDT
Pee in their butts
Link Posted: 11/6/2014 6:58:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/6/2014 7:26:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sturmgeist:
"Look, who finally came out of their cave!"

http://i.imgur.com/QYT3fPj.jpg

What do you do arfcom?
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"What are you white people doing in my house?"
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