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Posted: 6/17/2011 5:47:41 AM EDT
Do parrots masturbate? And if they do, how do they keep from hurting themselves?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:52:08 AM EDT
[#1]
Why do people start stupid threads?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:53:09 AM EDT
[#2]
Can I really own a herd of purple masturbating gerbils?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:53:42 AM EDT
[#3]
Why does it hurt when I pee?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:54:23 AM EDT
[#4]
What does YMMV stand for?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:54:25 AM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Why does it hurt when I pee?



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Sounds like you got the AIDS.  sucks to be you.



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:54:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
What does YMMV stand for?


Your mileage may vary.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:55:08 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Why do people start stupid threads?


Why not?  
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:55:16 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


What does YMMV stand for?
Your mileage may vary.





 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:55:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Can I really own a herd of purple masturbating gerbils?


Not without massive amounts of government red tape.  And a splash proof face shield.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:55:32 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


Why do people start stupid threads?


magnets.



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:55:54 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Why does it hurt when I pee?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


You're squeezing it too hard.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:56:46 AM EDT
[#12]
Why is there a Red ––––- Checking in! thread every now and again?  Backstory?



ETA: Why, not where

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:57:03 AM EDT
[#13]
stupid meter and all
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:57:40 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


Where is there a Red ––––- Checking in! thread every now and again?  Backstory?


stupid 4chan spillover



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:58:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Where is there a Red ––––- Checking in! thread every now and again?  Backstory?


Meme from /b/.  It's mostly harmless.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:58:30 AM EDT
[#16]


What is the correct hole punch configuration in Baudot code for the letter "A?"

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 5:59:46 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Where is there a Red ––––- Checking in! thread every now and again?  Backstory?


stupid 4chan spillover

 


thanks



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:00:53 AM EDT
[#18]
If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would their children be first cousins or siblings?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:01:45 AM EDT
[#19]
If a train leaves Chicago at 70MPH and a second train leaves Dallas at 80MPH, why do idiots boil chicken?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:02:41 AM EDT
[#20]
Why the everlasting fuck can normally-functioning people NOT handle a 4-way stop intersection? IQ seems to automatically decrease by 60 points when they pull up to the sign.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:02:58 AM EDT
[#21]
If a plane were on a tread mill....................?

Which round for.................?

What's better, .45 or 9mm.................?

Which holster should I ..............?

What gun should I....................?


What you drinkin...........?

what song are you listening ............?

Shit,
Why didn't I think of a stupid question thread.
a-bare
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:04:04 AM EDT
[#22]
I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:05:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.


so what's your question?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:05:25 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Why the everlasting fuck can normally-functioning people NOT handle a 4-way stop intersection? IQ seems to automatically decrease by 60 points when they pull up to the sign.


Why in the everlasting fuck do we have so damn many stop sign intersections?  80, even 90 percent of them could be roundabouts and the world would be a better place for it.

Come to think of it the two answers may be related.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:05:56 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.


People are always doing drugs and having sex in our shared bathroom.  Someone did come in last week to take a dump and it was a breath of fresh air.

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:06:10 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.


so what's your question?


I don't know what his question is, but several are going through my little brain.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:06:23 AM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.


Reading comprehension.

 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:06:54 AM EDT
[#28]
Does this come with batteries?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:13:43 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.





Did you take the one that I left there?


And what day is it?


Why did the folks elect that foreigner to be president?

Will my beer be cold when I get home this afternoon?


Do these jeans make my ass look big?


Why didn't tony the weiner just go out and hang himself?

I've got more so I'll be back.


Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:38:40 AM EDT
[#30]


Why do mirrors flip your image from left to right, but not top to bottom?





(I know the answer)


Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:47:28 AM EDT
[#31]
why is that before you turn the on circle around to rack a shotgun?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:50:14 AM EDT
[#32]
Is it true you accidently the whole thing?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:53:07 AM EDT
[#33]
If you cross the international date line on your birthday do you still get presents?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:54:35 AM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


If you cross the international date line on your birthday do you still get presents?


No a hot chick shows up and you go on a date.  



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:55:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Does taking a dick in your ass feel as good as taking a shit?

Who's gonna be the test dummy on that one? Not me!
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:57:15 AM EDT
[#36]
Why can't Saturday and Sunday go as slow as Monday and Friday.

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:59:18 AM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


Why can't Saturday and Sunday go as slow as Monday and Friday.



Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?


hell



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:00:57 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Why do mirrors flip your image from left to right, but not top to bottom?


(I know the answer)




Damn you.
.............. off to Google.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:19:25 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Why in the everlasting fuck do we have so damn many stop sign intersections?  80, even 90 percent of them could be roundabouts and the world would be a better place for it.

Come to think of it the two answers may be related.


Yep, if you say so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:22:38 AM EDT
[#40]


Why do men have nipples?  

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:31:12 AM EDT
[#41]
Of all the planets and their moons that rotate on an axis  - why does our moon not rotate on an axis ?  The same 'man in the moon' face has been recorded since time began......one side always faces the earth.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:32:04 AM EDT
[#42]
why haven't a few million citizens stormed the capitol and thown the bums out.....
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:32:27 AM EDT
[#43]
What is the maximum exhaust port duration for a 64mm x 54mm 2 stroke twin engine that redlines as 11,500 rpms?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:37:42 AM EDT
[#44]
Why do you have to use a No2 pencil on certain .gov forms and on tests?
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:39:37 AM EDT
[#45]




Quoted:

If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would their children be first cousins or siblings?


That's easy, they'd be cousins.  Very, very, very closely-related cousins.

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:40:24 AM EDT
[#46]




Quoted:



Quoted:

I was in the stall this morning, taking a dump...and somebody came in and started masturbating furiously a few stalls down...I was not amused.




so what's your question?


He wants to know the best way to ask if he can join in....

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:40:29 AM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


Why is there a Red ––––- Checking in! thread every now and again?  Backstory?



ETA: Why, not where



It's a joke from the Family Guy Star Wars episode.



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:41:21 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Why do mirrors flip your image from left to right, but not top to bottom?


(I know the answer)




They do.

You just have to turn your head to the side.  
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:44:23 AM EDT
[#49]
Oh, crap.






Somehow NightCrew is off cycle and now fucking with the daytime.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:45:13 AM EDT
[#50]




Quoted:

If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would their children be first cousins or siblings?




Hmm I think I read this the other day, they are siblings right?
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