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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:38:07 PM EDT


Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door.

What do you do?  

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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:39:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg

Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door.

What do you do?  

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Punt.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:39:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:


What do you do?




Is that a serious question?

You know what I would do...and what most here would do!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:40:26 PM EDT
I search for the dupe.  But yeah, would hit.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:41:04 PM EDT
Everyone knows that the only way through a doggy door is doggy style
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:43:02 PM EDT
She only wanted to use the phone.

I would have let her use the phone. Duh.

Wait........In this scenario, am I single....... or what........

hmmmmm

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:43:33 PM EDT
Set a 6 pack on the floor in front of her and ask how bad she wants it
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:43:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 11:44:59 PM EDT by criio1]
Originally Posted By Sharpshooter:

Punt.


This. Our a chair if I didn't have shoes on.

ETA: not guilty.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:44:44 PM EDT
Not real guilty
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:45:38 PM EDT
Crawling through the doggy door?     Damn.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:45:43 PM EDT
Make her airtight.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:46:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg

Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door.

What do you do?  

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Let her and see what happens from there.

I'm a young man that's single. I certainly wouldn't complain.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:46:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg

Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door.

What do you do?  

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Block the door, call the cops........and it might be wise to be watching the windows just in case she's a decoy.
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("Security alert, all decks. Female intruder, extremely dangerous. Security alert. All decks."--Spock, (w,stte), ST:TOS "That Which Survives")
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:47:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 11:48:47 PM EDT by Codyboy]
Originally Posted By Snowleopard:
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg

Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door.

What do you do?  

Story Link



Block the door, call the cops........and it might be wise to be watching the windows just in case she's a decoy.
______________________________________________________________________________________________
("Security alert, all decks. Female intruder, extremely dangerous. Security alert. All decks."--Spock, (w,stte), ST:TOS "That Which Survives")



Wrong answer!

Spock? Really? Probably why he was still a virgin.

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:50:24 PM EDT
GD answer - Fuck 'er hurdurdur



Honest answer - Open the door for her, get her something to cover herself with, get her some water and saltines and see if I can get a family member's/roommate's phone number from her to let them know where to collect their stray. If I couldn't, then I'd contact the PD's non-emergency number and have them take care of it.

The last thing I need is a crazy, blacked-out female accusing me of rape or stealing/throwing up on my shit or something.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:53:23 PM EDT
All i know is that I had an intruder so I gave them a whallop with my cricket bat.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:55:08 PM EDT
Does she have ID? Have her sign the consent form and get the party started
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:56:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Codyboy:

Wrong answer!

Spock? Really? Probably why he was still a virgin.



Anyone in the world who uses female decoys, from pick pockets to terrorists and human bombers to assassination strike teams would love this crowd!
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([After the mark gets picked by Harry by watching Sandy in a short skirt on an ascending escalator], "Beautiful," Harry looking up, "but I wouldn't break my neck over it.", (w,stte), "Harry in Your Pocket")
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:56:45 PM EDT
Two to the chest, one to the head.











Good dose of protein shots if ya catch my drift
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:58:29 PM EDT
take pic

post to ARFCOM with poll

???

Profit
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:59:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 45ProCarry:
Make her airtight.


Link Posted: 4/25/2013 12:01:22 AM EDT
I would tell my wife... Can we keep it ?
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 12:11:33 AM EDT
First reply wins again.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 12:46:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 12:47:45 AM EDT
It rubs the lotion on its skin...








... or it gets the hose.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 1:33:59 AM EDT
I'd offer her some coffee and try to get to the bottom of the situation. Unless she became hostile, I'd be friendly. Would want someone to do the same if I were in a similar state.

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Link Posted: 4/25/2013 1:35:57 AM EDT
Make a phone call.
"Zed? Maynard. Yeah, the spider just caught a couple of flies."

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 1:48:56 AM EDT
And the nation's economy recovers with credit due to the high demand for doggie doors.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 1:57:58 AM EDT


Damn! And here I am with a wife and no basement!!!



Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:08:10 AM EDT
I'd enter her doggy door.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:28:37 AM EDT



Originally Posted By ColdboreDreamer:


It rubs the lotion on its skin...
... or it gets the hose.


This

 
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:31:14 AM EDT
People still have doggy doors?
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:31:38 AM EDT
Is she stuck in the doggy door?
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:32:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ColdboreDreamer:
It rubs the lotion on its skin...








... or it gets the hose.


I came here to post this.

Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:33:45 AM EDT



Originally Posted By coldair:





Originally Posted By ColdboreDreamer:

It rubs the lotion on its skin...
... or it gets the hose.


This  


Give her a breathalyzer....

 
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:37:12 AM EDT
We have a plague of those things around here.  We have to hunt them and cull them out, because ............ they remember.










Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:37:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jatobi:
Originally Posted By hondaciv:


What do you do?




Is that a serious question?

You know what I would do...and what most here would do!


Hit it and forget it
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:39:29 AM EDT
Give the dog a bone?
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:40:54 AM EDT
SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:41:29 AM EDT
Call the cops.



Even if I were single she was too drunk to legally consent to sex so any sex could get you jailed for rape.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:41:30 AM EDT
Ask my wife if I can keep her?
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:44:08 AM EDT
Thats a pretty good looking mug shot.

Not guilty.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:46:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kharn:
Make a phone call.
"Zed? Maynard. Yeah, the spider just caught a couple of flies."

Kharn


Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:50:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dtux:
GD answer - Fuck 'er hurdurdur

Honest answer - Open the door for her, get her something to cover herself with, get her some water and saltines and see if I can get a family member's/roommate's phone number from her to let them know where to collect their stray. If I couldn't, then I'd contact the PD's non-emergency number and have them take care of it.
The last thing I need is a crazy, blacked-out female accusing me of rape or stealing/throwing up on my shit or something.


Get that logic out of here
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:51:44 AM EDT
Call the cops and toss her a towel or blanket to cover up with.

Taking advantage of extremely drunk disoriented women isn't my thing.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:52:25 AM EDT
It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 2:52:36 AM EDT
I would show her the back door!
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 3:02:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 3:11:40 AM EDT
I would attempt to contact family/friends to pick her up first.  If that failed,  I'd call the cops,  but not press charges.  

Something similar happened to a friend of mine about 7 years ago.  He just bought a house,  and was walking home from the bar absolutely trashed.  In his four block walk,  he somehow went a block too far,  walked into a house (that was unlocked) that looked like his,  and passed out on the floor by the front door.  Old guy came downstairs with a gun,  but my friend was out cold.  Cops took him for the night,  and the old guy didn't press charges.  If he had been charged,  his tour with his band (which included 20 some countries) might have been halted due to entry issues.
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 3:17:00 AM EDT
If all the cops and press charges

A Vagina and tits is not a free pass to do what you want
Link Posted: 4/25/2013 3:18:22 AM EDT





Thank you, God!



 
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