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Posted: 7/4/2012 5:41:54 AM EDT


Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:44:11 AM EDT
And away we go. Once again another call to arms.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:47:24 AM EDT



Originally Posted By dogface_313:


And away we go. Once again another call to arms.


Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:49:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:51:47 AM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By dogface_313:

And away we go. Once again another call to arms.


Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  




I know - I'm so confused.  


Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's?



I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall.



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:53:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By dogface_313:
And away we go. Once again another call to arms.

Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  


I know - I'm so confused.  

Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's?

I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall.
 


They've got cotton candy at Golden Corral now.  Everyone on them there TV commercials says its better than the chocolate.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:54:42 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Fatbert:





Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By dogface_313:

And away we go. Once again another call to arms.


Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  




I know - I'm so confused.  


Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's?



I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall.

 


Wait? What? I thought Cracker Barrel was the Rally Point! Arrrrggggghhhhhh Change # 109!

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:54:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:55:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 5:57:31 AM EDT by PanzerOfDoom]
Liberty is never peaceful, it requires eternal vigilance.

Just the way it is.

Y'all have a good cookout, don't burn your weiners.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:56:27 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Maynard:





Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By dogface_313:

And away we go. Once again another call to arms.


Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  




I know - I'm so confused.  


Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's?



I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall.

 



Bert, this is why you're fat.






To arms!



 


You call it a beer gut, I call it portable preps.



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:57:08 AM EDT
Can we wait until tomorrow?  I'm not ready to fo today.  I need to pick up some more insulin and synthroid to get me through the collapse.
 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:57:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By dogface_313:
And away we go. Once again another call to arms.

Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  


I know - I'm so confused.  


Yall just make sure you meet by the train tracks, I dont want to have to walk far for the round up.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 5:58:53 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:





Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By dogface_313:

And away we go. Once again another call to arms.


Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  




I know - I'm so confused.  


Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's?



I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall.

 


Wait? What? I thought Cracker Barrel was the Rally Point! Arrrrggggghhhhhh Change # 109!  
*Pssst....I'll still go to CB, see ya there*





 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:02:01 AM EDT



Originally Posted By RustedAce:



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By dogface_313:

And away we go. Once again another call to arms.


Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  




I know - I'm so confused.  




Yall just make sure you meet by the train tracks, I dont want to have to walk far for the round up.


WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters.

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:04:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 6:13:52 AM EDT by ultramagbrion]
Freedom aint free  


I raise my glass to all the soldiers and fighters out there , both present and past , for everything you folks have done and given to insure our safety and freedom .



PS . . . and may God damn every socialist slag straight to hell for trying to destroy our way of life
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:08:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters.  


You think the .gov would let the .mil help?  You are on their list as dangerous.

Obvious trap is obvious.

Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:08:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 6:09:39 AM EDT by RustedAce]
Double post.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:11:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RustedAce:
Double post.


Your keyboard must be of Paki orgins! It belongs in garbage can!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:16:47 AM EDT



Originally Posted By RustedAce:



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:



WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters.  




You think the .gov would let the .mil help?  You are on their list as dangerous.



Obvious trap is obvious.



Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit.


How recent is your Intel and OPlan? As little as 36 Hrs ago I was advised by ARFGD (two shop) that .mil was indeed part of the PMC and TSA Operation Crush Liberty and the follow on Operation Destroy Freedom. The word I got is that brief came from high tiered HUMINT and unquestionable ELINT.



The environment is fluid.  

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:27:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 6:33:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 7:36:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:34:55 AM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By RustedAce:


Originally Posted By Jarhead08:



WTF? The 5 paragraph I got said you were POC and we were to attach and assist you in transport preparations of unspecified cargo. RA don't want no help, RA don't get no help. I'll be calling in Fire Missions on random subdivisions.....Laters.  




You think the .gov would let the .mil help?  You are on their list as dangerous.



Obvious trap is obvious.



Us PMCs and the TSA got this shit.


How recent is your Intel and OPlan? As little as 36 Hrs ago I was advised by ARFGD (two shop) that .mil was indeed part of the PMC and TSA Operation Crush Liberty and the follow on Operation Destroy Freedom. The word I got is that brief came from high tiered HUMINT and unquestionable ELINT.



The environment is fluid.      




I saw a PowerPoint presentation that mandated that Operation Crush Liberty and Operation Destroy Freedom will be re-named Operation Strength Through Joy and Operation Great Leap Forward, since that sounds much more positive, and some marketing MBAs told us that the public would be more accepting of those.  



Resistance should be minimal, especially since we've arranged for extra episodes of So You Think You Can Dance, and an Oprah Primetime Special to distract the masses.


What about Operation Piss in Your Cornflakes and Operation Kick Sand in Your Ice Cream?



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:43:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:45:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By dogface_313:
And away we go. Once again another call to arms.

Is this another drill? Because I've got like three different gear lists and I don't wanna get smoked for forgetting something. Damn it Gunny said we were on Libo today, did I sit through that fuckin Libo brief for nothing? FML.  


I know - I'm so confused.  

Are we meeting at the Golden Corral or the Applebee's?

I don't want to fo without my chocolate waterfall.
 

Wait? What? I thought Cracker Barrel was the Rally Point! Arrrrggggghhhhhh Change # 109!  


Damnit! Sitting here in full cammies, armor, weapons and ruck wondering why people are staring at me and now I know. Guess I'll get my pic taken with Chuck E. and head over to the Cracker barrel.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:54:31 AM EDT



Originally Posted By nukldragr:




If you got time to be sittin there in your catch me fuck me glasses, grinnin like a faggot with a sack full dicks, you got time to be packin your ruck and lacin your boots! Turn the fuck to! The ballon is going up!

 








Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:02:31 AM EDT
Thank God. I was beginning to think I had bought that chest rig for nothing.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:02:55 AM EDT
Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.
This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:04:13 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:


Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Music! They're gonna play music!



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:05:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.
This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?

Music! They're gonna play music!
 


The revolution will be DJ'd?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:06:41 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:


Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Roger Big Duke <DE> Eagle Thrust Actual .

 



Wait one Out.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:06:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:07:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:40 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:





Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Roger Big Duke
<de> Eagle Thrust Actual .  



Wait one Out.
</de>


Initiating now.......

 














Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:09:41 AM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Music! They're gonna play music!

 




It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


I was counting on the BeeGees.



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:11:41 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Fatbert:





Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Music! They're gonna play music!

 




It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


I was counting on the BeeGees.

 


How bout ?

 









You two happy now?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:16:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.
This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?

Music! They're gonna play music!
 


It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


You Norwegians are so high maintenance.

Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:18:51 AM EDT



Originally Posted By 36_gauge:



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Music! They're gonna play music!

 




It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  




You Norwegians are so high maintenance.



Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.

I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's.


Welcome:

 





Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:36:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.
This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?

Music! They're gonna play music!
 


It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


You Norwegians are so high maintenance.

Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's.

Welcome:  



But we were assured you were sheeple?

Blargh, I'm ded.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:42:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.
This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?

Music! They're gonna play music!
 


It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


You Norwegians are so high maintenance.

Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's.

Welcome:  



But we were assured you were sheeple?

Blargh, I'm ded.


Huzzah!  The Turkish UN hordes have been driven back from our shores.  Truly, today is a most glorious day.  We shall create a holiday on this day and celebrate it every year!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:45:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Snips:
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Fatbert:

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Big duke six to eagle thrust.
Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.
This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?

Music! They're gonna play music!
 


It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


You Norwegians are so high maintenance.

Proud future Blue Helmet checking in.
I'll be confiscating those evil guns from your cold dead hands. Especially Bren Ten's, Glock 20's, Colt Delta Elite's.

Welcome:  



But we were assured you were sheeple?

Blargh, I'm ded.


Huzzah!  The Turkish UN hordes have been driven back from our shores.  Truly, today is a most glorious day.  We shall create a holiday on this day and celebrate it every year!


The Second Barbary Wars day?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:48:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:48:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:50:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:52:42 AM EDT
All Stations! All Stations! Move to your assembly points. I say again move to your assembly points!

















Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:54:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:54:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:55:22 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Toiyabe:



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:




Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Originally Posted By Fatbert:




Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:

Big duke six to eagle thrust.

Put on psy-war-op. Make it loud.

This is a romeo foxtrot. Shall we dance?


Music! They're gonna play music!

 




It better be ABBA, or I'm not foing.  


I was counting on the BeeGees.

 


How bout ?  







You two happy now?




That is at LEAST two memos old. Now we are on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NE



Earplugs are only allowed for E-6 and above.


Well if the O's would disseminate info in timely manner I wouldn't be two memos behind!

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:55:41 AM EDT
My schedule is packed today. Can I just fire some rounds out the window and yell "Wolverines!" ?
 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:00:17 AM EDT



Originally Posted By KingRat:


My schedule is packed today. Can I just fire some rounds out the window and yell "Wolverines!" ?  


No rounds will be fired until you are passed on the Trash on the Poncho Inspection and receive the Soccor Mom Rating Scale (SMRS) brief and power point............sorry. Turn to.

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:02:42 AM EDT
According to the SgtMaj Glow Belts and Rape Whistles have been added to the gear list. Get it done.  
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