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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:01:59 PM EDT
Sad day today...
After seven years of training in the medical field, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, money, and training. He's a genuine nice guy and an absolutely gifted mortician. 
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:04:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:05:30 PM EDT
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That's coooooooooooooooooold................
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:06:07 PM EDT
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Sad day today... After seven years of training in the medical field, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients, and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, money, and training. He's a genuine nice guy and an absolutely gifted mortician. Normally I would ask "was she hot," but I'm guessing more of a dead-fuck. A.W.D. |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:06:21 PM EDT
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She complained? Figures.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:07:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Why is everyone so against people having sex?
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:07:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:08:44 PM EDT
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Y'all are all assuming it was a she.
That might be the problem. |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:08:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Cracking open a cold one.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:08:55 PM EDT
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She complained? Figures. 
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:09:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Im guessing his dick fell off too...
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:10:14 PM EDT
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That's coooooooooooooooooold................ Insert curling iron dot jpg here |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:10:35 PM EDT
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That's coooooooooooooooooold................ Not if you use a curling iron. 
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:10:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:15:34 PM EDT
[#14]
There is a name for that . . . . .
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:24:12 PM EDT
[#15]
Went to bed with a stiff one every night.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:24:25 PM EDT
[#16]
It took me a few seconds.
At first I was like, "What a dumbass." 
Then I was like, "I'm a dumbass."
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:25:26 PM EDT
[#17]
was her name Morgue Ann?
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:25:34 PM EDT
[#18]
TL:DR
I hate it when a veterinarian loses his job. Not enough left in the country. |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:31:13 PM EDT
[#19]
so let me get this straight .. the womans family was upset he didn't use safe sex
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:33:09 PM EDT
[#20]
It wasn't the sex, it was the lack of consent. When he asked her if she wanted to have sex, there was dead silence...
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:33:35 PM EDT
[#21]
No means No!
Oh wait?? |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:33:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Meh. My best friend once caught me sniffing his little sister's panties.
It didn't help that the rest of the family saw it too. And unfortunately I was also jerking off at the time. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward. |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:34:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Pics of client?
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:35:39 PM EDT
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Why is everyone so against people having sex? LoL..*right over your head* It usually helps if both parties are ALIVE !!! |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:35:40 PM EDT
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Did she have a runny nose? She's full. Time to crack open another cold one.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:37:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:46:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Did he take a bus home from the bar?
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:49:32 PM EDT
[#28]
Did she have any experience, or just lay there like a cold dead fish?
Did you offer her a smoke after the dirty deed? |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:50:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Sucks he threw it all away for such a dead lay....
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:53:10 PM EDT
[#30]
...to ruin 1000 atta'boys.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:56:20 PM EDT
[#31]
You think he has problems? Go talk to McLeod the
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Posted: 12/20/2016 6:58:29 PM EDT
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There is a name for that . . . . .
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:13:05 PM EDT
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No means No! Oh wait?? And dead means "No". |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:19:32 PM EDT
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Having a cool one after work should be ok.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:20:39 PM EDT
[#35]
You sleep with your staff, not your patients.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:22:46 PM EDT
[#36]
Was she Hillary or a room temp witch?
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:33:43 PM EDT
[#37]
"You fuck one goat."
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:35:13 PM EDT
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Since "client" was used am I wrong to assume that he's a therapist of some sort?
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:39:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:40:15 PM EDT
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She complained? Figures. Hilary voters normally do… |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:40:23 PM EDT
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That's coooooooooooooooooold................ That's what he said 
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:41:14 PM EDT
[#42]
 Alice Cooper - I Love the Dead (from Alice Cooper: Trashes The World) |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:43:59 PM EDT
[#43]
Must have been jamming out to Code Blue by TSOL
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:48:52 PM EDT
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have you ever tasted love like this? cool and smooth have you ever been accepted unconditionaly? have you ever loved someone who didn't hurt you, didn't harm you? There's no pain and there's no pressure no humiliation there's no fear and there's no shame there's no pulse now is it so strange? [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty5R37YF8LU[/youtube]
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Posted: 12/20/2016 7:55:51 PM EDT
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I heard that joke yesterday. but it was a veterinarian then. |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 8:01:45 PM EDT
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That is a stiff penalty.
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Posted: 12/20/2016 8:10:11 PM EDT
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LoL..*right over your head* It usually helps if both parties are ALIVE !!! Makes me think of the guy that was arrested for necrophilia. Standing in front of the judge, the judge asked him if he had an excuse for having sex with a dead person. "DEAD?", he said. "I thought she was Canadian!" |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 10:50:41 PM EDT
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I heard that joke yesterday. but it was a veterinarian then. I'll be in my Lab........... |
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Posted: 12/20/2016 10:53:03 PM EDT
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I'll be in my Lab........... 
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Posted: 12/21/2016 12:30:07 AM EDT
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 T.S.O.L.- Code Blue |
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