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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:21:26 AM EDT
Men:  Want women to remain the same woman she was before the marriage.
Woman: Want men to change after the marriage.

Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:25:53 AM EDT
[#1]
but you would have to have a piece of salami go out your behind daily?

being straight is less painful
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:33:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:34:30 AM EDT
[#3]
So, Gator.  How's the marriage going?
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:35:28 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
but you would have to have a piece of salami go out your behind daily?

being straight is less painful



Pitch, don't catch.

TRG



Spoken from experience?

ETA  That ought to get a couple pics posted.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:35:48 AM EDT
[#5]
The sign on my arse says exit only.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 11:56:25 AM EDT
[#6]

It just might be easier being gay!


Speak for yourself.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:00:30 PM EDT
[#7]
being gay means you would have to suck c*ck! do you really want to suck c*ck?

come on now man, snap out of it!!


Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:01:21 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
but you would have to have a piece of salami go out your behind daily?

being straight is less painful



Pitch, don't catch.

TRG



Spoken from experience?

ETA  That ought to get a couple pics posted.



It's not so bad once you get past the taste.

Av.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:02:15 PM EDT
[#9]
BAN HIM!



sorry I couldn't resist
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:07:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:16:16 PM EDT
[#11]
I heard it as:

Men and Women get married for the opposite reasons.

Men marry women hoping they won't change
Women marry men hoping they will...

AFARR
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:18:07 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
being gay means you would have to suck c*ck! do you really want to suck c*ck?

come on now man, snap out of it!!





[Spottswoode] Let me tell you the kind of man Gator is. [/Spottswoode]
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:18:18 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
but you would have to have a piece of salami go out your behind daily?

being straight is less painful



Pitch, don't catch.

TRG



Spoken from experience?

ETA  That ought to get a couple pics posted.



It's not so bad once you get past the taste.

Av.



A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says " I don't have a problem, I'm celebrating my first blow job!"

The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!"

"No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!"



Disconnector
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:34:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Hmm, no bitchy women and no worrying if she'll get more bitchy and fat, versus "hanging out" with the guys all day, Hmmm, sounds tempting
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:36:56 PM EDT
[#15]
It would be easier to be dead, too, but I'm not really excited about doing that, either.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:40:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Edit:  Decided that I was WAY out of line.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:42:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Maybe it's easier, but naked men don't do it for me. But if you're fine with taking it like a bitch so you don't have to change...
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 12:43:12 PM EDT
[#18]

Men: Want women to remain the same woman she was before the marriage.
Woman: Want men to change after the marriage.



To which I say, Vive la difference!
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:32:37 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Maybe it's easier, but naked men don't do it for me. But if you're fine with taking it like a bitch so you don't have to change...



Well, that's the whole problem, the thought of that kinda sex is revolting.  
That Marilyn Manson is whacked...  No way buddy, if you can even bring yourself to sucking c$#$, you're gay.

But I suppose I can say that cuz I've never been to prison.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:37:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Oh, just the "We just sit at home and watch TV, we don't go out anymore."

Reply: "That's because we are broke."

Don't want to call her out exactly what she did, but she put us in a bit of debt.  I'm not really upset over it, but the "we need to cut back on our expenditures" didn't last too long.  
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:41:28 PM EDT
[#21]
If men had boobs and pie, I'd be teh gay! But they don't, so I'm stuck with women. Plus, I can't stomach the idea of a hairy ass. I just don't wanna look at something like that while I'm doing my business. Gotta be soft, hairless, and round.
Link Posted: 10/11/2005 2:44:36 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
but you would have to have a piece of salami go out your behind daily?

being straight is less painful



Pitch, don't catch.

TRG



Spoken from experience?

ETA  That ought to get a couple pics posted.



Link Posted: 10/11/2005 3:12:48 PM EDT
[#23]
It might be easier to act gay.  Chicks love gay dudes as it is.  Seriously.  So I'm thinking if you want something non-committed, this might work.  Girls love the allure of changing a gay guy, much like changing a guy who has a reputation as a heartbreaker.
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