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Posted: 8/28/2004 7:27:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 7:34:57 AM EST by garandman]
....you fill in the blank.

It always happens whnever I go into Lowes or Home Depot, I have to take a MAD crap.

ESPECIALLY when I'm carrying.


What are your "It ALWAYS happens, whenever I..." happennings??



Link Posted: 8/28/2004 7:50:41 AM EST
It always happens when you least expect it.

It always happens just when you think things could not possibly get worse.


Maybe you spend too much time in Lowe's or Home Depot
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:06:43 AM EST
It always happens, whenever I see the enemy in Day of Defeat, they shoot me.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:13:59 AM EST
Whenever I drink to much booze, I always get the "whenever you drink this much booze" speech from the goody-two-shoe idjits I call my friends.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:24:17 AM EST
Whenever I am putting something together or taking something apart its always the last bolt, screw, or peice that is stripped, won't come out, won't go in or do whatever its supposed to do.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:25:52 AM EST
... when I wash my car, it rains the next day... or birds shit all over it...
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:30:29 AM EST
...get a blowjob, I have to fart.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:34:06 AM EST
Everytime i go to plug a cord into an electrical outlet i have the prongs wrong. h.gif
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:47:25 AM EST
Whenever I go against my better judgment and cut someone a deal it always comes back to bite me in the ass .

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 8:47:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
....you fill in the blank.

It always happens whnever I go into Lowes or Home Depot, I have to take a MAD crap.

ESPECIALLY when I'm carrying.


What are your "It ALWAYS happens, whenever I..." happennings??







I'm the same way at Wal-Mart. No other place makes me need to crap like Wal-Mart.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 9:01:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 9:01:44 AM EST by RiffRandall]

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
... when I wash my car, it rains the next day... or birds shit all over it...



+1 Wash the car, clean the outside windows of the house or blow off mowing the yard 'till tomorrow=it rains & rains hard.

While driving I can be coming up to a intersection with NO traffic on the main cross street as soon as I stop every nitwit Sunday driver comes out of the woodwork taking their sweet time. And the tighter the time schedule I'm on the slower they dawdle.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 11:49:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
... when I wash my car, it rains the next day... or birds shit all over it...



+1 Wash the car, clean the outside windows of the house or blow off mowing the yard 'till tomorrow=it rains & rains hard.

While driving I can be coming up to a intersection with NO traffic on the main cross street as soon as I stop every nitwit Sunday driver comes out of the woodwork taking their sweet time. And the tighter the time schedule I'm on the slower they dawdle.



That always happens
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 11:51:04 AM EST
oh shit, never have had a store make me need to crap.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 12:06:57 PM EST
when ever I eat food that contains "MSG" I tend to get head aches & fatigue, usually after eating at asian restaurants, sometimes they use too much MSG to season the food, it also makes me get drowsy while driving.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 12:13:36 PM EST
It never fails, opening day of deer season I get to my stand and the old bowels start rumbling. Don't eat jalapenos the night before.
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