I received this in an e-mail and it sure goes against what I thought I knew about Texans. [:D]
[b]
> A TEXAN FLIGHT
>
> The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of
> mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane
> to start plummeting to the ground!
>
> The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally,
> the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the
> plane from going splat into the hard Texas earth!
>
> As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the
> disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets
> shakily get off the plane.
>
> Finally the crew got off the plane, and the local manager
> of the airline came up to congratulate the pilot on his
> perseverance under extreme odds.
>
> As the official and the pilot were talking, the official
> commented how unusual it was that there were so many
> midgets on the flight.
>
> "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were
> Texans with all the shit scared out of them!"
> [/b]