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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 10/11/2001 1:54:34 AM EST
THE GREAT WALL Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm.I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada". With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state". Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable". Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water".
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 2:03:07 AM EST
Most humerous, I dont suppose we could throw in a few sharks and pirrana. [:)>]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 2:59:21 AM EST
I would have said fill it with raw sewage, but thats just me.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 4:21:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 4:13:13 PM EST
Here's another one I heard... It's 09/11/2031. A man and his young son are visiting the Twin Towers Park and memorial in NY city. The boy asks his father, Daddy, what's the purpose of that monument? The man explained " Son, thirty years ago today, some Arabs blew up the two large office tower buildings that used to stand here, and killed over 6000 people." the Boy thought for a minute, then asked "Daddy, what's an Arab?"...............:) Rich
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 6:22:45 PM EST
Now THAT was funny....Thanks Ronin2001......(I thought you were the other Ronin for a minute there.....)
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