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Posted: 9/28/2004 11:04:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 11:13:00 PM EDT by DrFrige]
Kirsten Dunst. Watching her talk is like... Watching a BAD car wreck.

Lights on... no one home.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:04:35 PM EDT
Let me be the first to say....

I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:07:24 PM EDT
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:09:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 7:40:14 AM EDT by thebeekeeper1]
Better put a BOTD tag on the topic

<Image removed. No visible nips or lips, please>



And yes, lame / dumb as a post, and at the rate she leaves them loose they'll be banging her kneecaps by the time she turns 40.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:09:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.



Supermans chick.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:11:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.



Supermans chick.



...Spider-Man's chick.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:11:14 PM EDT
And your point is? I really don't care about talking to her.

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:11:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 11:11:51 PM EDT by mtechgunman]

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.



Supermans chick.



uh, don't you mean spiderman's chick?



ETA: holy shit i am slow!!!!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:12:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.



Supermans chick.



uh, don't you mean spiderman's chick?



ETA: holy shit i am slow!!!!



LOSER!!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:13:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.



Supermans chick.



...Spider-Man's chick.



My bad. Can't keep the stupid movies straight. I think thats a sign that I should go to bed.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:13:54 PM EDT
Yeah i would hit it but under one condition. She is to shut up!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:16:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not sure who that is, but Id probaly hit it.



Supermans chick.



...Spider-Man's chick.



My bad. Can't keep the stupid movies straight. I think thats a sign that I should go to bed.



Come on, man, there hasn't been a new Superman movie in 17 years!

Although, I hear a new one is still in the works, and has been for like 10 years.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:18:47 PM EDT
screen door....hurricane.....
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:20:24 PM EDT
I'd let her do me if she begged.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:33:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Yeah i would hit it but under one condition. She is to shut up!



My little poem to you, Dr:

It's hard to talk
With a mouth full of cawk
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:55:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 11:56:24 PM EDT by USPC40]
I saw her on David Letterman about a week or so ago. She seems very average. Not like watching a bad car wreck though.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:23:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 12:24:24 AM EDT by headpulper]

Originally Posted By USPC40:
I saw her on David Letterman about a week or so ago. She seems very average looking. Not like watching a bad car wreck though, when she pontificates.



Corrected that for you.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:24:24 AM EDT
She sounds like a wild ride.

www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds15307.html

Dunst talks about split from Gyllenhaal

15:31 BST, Sunday 8th August 2004 -- by Neil Wilkes

Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst has spoken out for the first time on her split from actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

"It couldn't last," said Dunst, 22. "He's a stay-at-home boy, I'm an out-on-the-town girl. I'm sad this happened but my career is blossoming and i want to make the most of every moment."

She also revealed that the couple had attempted to spice up their two-year relationship with "risqué sex" in shops, cars, bathrooms and beaches.

Before their split, the pair slipped into a London boutique changing room for a quick session. "Other shoppers heard a lot of moaning and groaning - and then stared at us when we came out looking very red-faced.

"We did it in cars, bathrooms - even on the beach. The only place we chickened out of was a hotel corridor because we thought we might get thrown out if we were caught."
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:37:48 AM EDT
What a hose-tart
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:55:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 12:56:34 AM EDT by Sharkman629]
I'd run a marathon through a malaria infested rice paddy while wearing Keds to hit that!

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As long as I had some rigging tape at the finish line to hold my jockstrap in her mouth while I hit it!
Edited for typographical errors.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:10:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By headpulper:

Originally Posted By USPC40:
I saw her on David Letterman about a week or so ago. She seems very average. Not like watching a bad car wreck though.


I'm a dumbass.


Thanks for sharing.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:47:16 AM EDT
I think she's hot. Listening to her bullshit is bearable if she's up for sex in changing rooms. Everyone has their flaws.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:56:03 AM EDT
Id hit it twice
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:00:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
screen door....hurricane.....




+100
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:11:43 AM EDT
My girlfriend has had three people this week say that she looks like her.

or that "spiderman chick"


soo, i guess I am kinda banging kirsten dunst?

Im confused.

but that happens alot.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:16:58 AM EDT
She can look good, she can look skanky
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:18:02 AM EDT
She played the oldest daughter in the movie about Ruby Ridge.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:19:11 AM EDT
Frige, is business slow or are you not getting any at home? A lot of chick topics lately!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:06:34 AM EDT
She just doesn't do it for me. Must be because I have a more attractive wife.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:36:32 AM EDT


Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:42:39 AM EDT
I'd hit that shit like a condemned man.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:48:27 AM EDT
Scrum-dili-icious





Fine-ass female!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:48:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Shane333:
She just doesn't do it for me. Must be because I have a more attractive wife.



She must have been looking over your shoulder when you typed that.......


Hell yeah I would bone her, she is super hot.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:52:30 AM EDT
I'd hose her for the Stars & Bars, but she doesn't make my "I'd bang it in front of the GF and put up with the consequences" list.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:16:08 AM EDT
You wouldn't have to twist my arm to hit that!

She is hot
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:23:17 AM EDT
I'd knock the bottom out of it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:47:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:

Originally Posted By Shane333:
She just doesn't do it for me. Must be because I have a more attractive wife.



She must have been looking over your shoulder when you typed that.......


Hell yeah I would bone her, she is super hot.




I'm at work (not home) and I'm dead serious.

Remember, those are glammor shots of Dunst. They can do alot to with glammor shots and some digital editing. It's also true that my wife has had two children, with the accompanying wear and tear. My wife was definately hotter than Dunst when I married her (Yes, like a screen door every day for the first couple years of marriage. Often multiple times a day.), and still has awesome potential with a little more exercise.

On top of that I love my wife. Never underestimate the power of real enduring love. It makes people beautiful.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:58:55 AM EDT
She's hot, there's no doubt about that, but there is something about her that just doesn't do it for me.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:01:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Shane333:
She just doesn't do it for me. Must be because I have a more attractive wife.

Remember, those are glammor shots of Dunst. They can do alot to with glammor shots and some digital editing. It's also true that my wife has had two children, with the accompanying wear and tear. My wife was definately hotter than Dunst when I married her (Yes, like a screen door every day for the first couple years of marriage. Often multiple times a day.), and still has awesome potential with a little more exercise.

On top of that I love my wife. Never underestimate the power of real enduring love. It makes people beautiful.


Well, then. WHAT THE F*CK ARE U WAITING FOR???

POST SOME PICS DAMMIT.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:02:38 AM EDT
i'd wax that ass like a candle.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:09:53 AM EDT
She reminds me very much of Ginger Lynn Allen, only younger.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:28:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By Shane333:
She just doesn't do it for me. Must be because I have a more attractive wife.

Remember, those are glammor shots of Dunst. They can do alot to with glammor shots and some digital editing. It's also true that my wife has had two children, with the accompanying wear and tear. My wife was definately hotter than Dunst when I married her (Yes, like a screen door every day for the first couple years of marriage. Often multiple times a day.), and still has awesome potential with a little more exercise.

On top of that I love my wife. Never underestimate the power of real enduring love. It makes people beautiful.


Well, then. WHAT THE F*CK ARE U WAITING FOR???

POST SOME PICS DAMMIT.



And expose her to the drooling mob of ARFcom?! You must be crazy.

Well, maybe I'll post some tasteful classy pictures of her a little later.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:37:47 AM EDT
Damn that's nice...I'm in...balls deep!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:40:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 9:41:15 AM EDT by underdog75]
Id much rather hit Supermans Babe!, But then agian Im partial to Brunettes
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:02:14 PM EDT
oh man would I hit it.

TXL
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:05:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
She played the oldest daughter in the movie about Ruby Ridge.



She also played Claudia (the young girl) in Interview with the Vampire.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:06:00 PM EDT
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