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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:56:52 AM EDT
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you should have played along with making her think the world was coming to an end
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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:56:58 AM EDT
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Picture of mom?
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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:57:29 AM EDT
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My mother just called me and told me that a computer virus was hacked into the computers controlling the Iranian nuclear plant, resulting in an explosion. I searched the internet and couldn't find a thing. I hope she is not losing it. No full blown explosion, but the centrifuges were severely damaged. This occurred back in late 09/early 10, however. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:57:35 AM EDT
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Google Stuxnet.
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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:57:40 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:57:49 AM EDT
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Well, their centrifuges did have a greatly reduced lifespan after Stuxnet hit them...
Kharn |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:57:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: My mother just called me and told me that a computer virus was hacked into the computers controlling the Iranian nuclear plant, resulting in an explosion. I searched the internet and couldn't find a thing. I hope she is not losing it. She is probably referring to the virus that made their uranium enrichment centrifuges destroy themselves. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:00:03 AM EDT
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I better go talk to mom. Some of you guys are sick, pictures of an eighty year old woman.
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:01:27 AM EDT
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I better go talk to mom. Some of you guys are sick, pictures of an eighty year old woman. Ooooh, yeahhhhh. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:02:52 AM EDT
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where does she get her news?
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:04:44 AM EDT
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where does she get her news? I am hoping that it isn't from little voices. 
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:05:17 AM EDT
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I better go talk to mom. Some of you guys are sick, pictures of an eighty year old woman. Ooooh, yeahhhhh. This comment, combined with the fact that I think "Gynecology Sergeant" when I see your SN, makes my laugh/feel vaguely ill. 
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:05:47 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... Hell Im 32 and I have my moments. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:06:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... She won't remember. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:07:47 AM EDT
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I too have been tricked by The Weekly World News...
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:09:23 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... She won't remember. I hope she remembers me and doesn't ball bat me when I walk in.
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:11:40 AM EDT
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I better go talk to mom. Some of you guys are sick, pictures of an eighty year old woman. 18 to 80, blind cripple or crazy. 
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:11:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... She won't remember. I hope she remembers me and doesn't ball bat me when I walk in. Make sure the video camera is running if she does. Once they release you from the hospital, post the video. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:19:29 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... She won't remember. I hope she remembers me and doesn't ball bat me when I walk in. Make sure the video camera is running if she does. Once they release you from the hospital, post the video. If I walk in with a video camera pointed at her would result in a guaranteed ball batting. That woman is tough. I'm sure everyone would love to see that action on video. I have to admit, it would be funny except from the lumps from said baseball bat. I have to be careful of the way I word things around here, it may be a new sig line.
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:23:46 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... She won't remember. I hope she remembers me and doesn't ball bat me when I walk in. Make sure the video camera is running if she does. Once they release you from the hospital, post the video. If I walk in with a video camera pointed at her would result in a guaranteed ball batting. That woman is tough. I'm sure everyone would love to see that action on video. I have to admit, it would be funny except from the lumps from said baseball bat. I have to be careful of the way I word things around here, it may be a new sig line. Oh... baseball bat. I thought "bat" was the verb here, "ball" being the direct object of that verb.
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:24:37 AM EDT
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where does she get her news? I am hoping that it isn't from little voices. I have rinnging in my ears all the time. Sometimes I have to answer, Hold on, let's see who this is |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:24:47 AM EDT
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I just talked to my brother on the phone, mom is fine. She leaves in a retirement community and, well you know how that goes.
Btw, my brother was greeted by mom with a baseball bat. Jeesh. I have to go now and buy a Nerf bat before she kills someone. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:26:47 AM EDT
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where does she get her news? I am hoping that it isn't from little voices. I have rinnging in my ears all the time. Sometimes I have to answer, Hold on, let's see who this is If you get an itch in your ass do you receive fax messages? |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:30:10 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... Hell Im 32 and I have my moments. What are we talking about?? |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:33:51 AM EDT
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Picture of mom? Not with worries about senility... Hell Im 32 and I have my moments. What are we talking about?? Never mind, I forgot. |
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Posted: 8/11/2011 8:37:33 AM EDT
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Does she listen to alex jones?
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