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Posted: 10/17/2004 1:48:21 PM EST
After I got back from Basic and AIT about 6 months ago I tried to go back and live with my buddies back near college. Only thing was they all got evicted
So i said fuck it I will crash out at home for a little while, well now I am back at college and I swear I am the only 22 yr old loser living at home.

It also seems alot harder to score any action, I can't really take them back to my place, and the backseat is kinda high schoolish.

I think my biggest problem is living at home, at our old house it was like a meat market all the drunken girls would spill over from frat parties. Oh man good times...



Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:57:00 PM EST
yeah its going to be tough, first you cant use the laid back line of "hey my friends and I are (X) you want to come over and hang out"

I am guessing living at home has killed your confidence and thats where the problems are coming from.

Its hard to be cool when your mom and dad are there
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:57:51 PM EST
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SISTER AND YOU LIVE IN THE TENN
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:58:34 PM EST
I bought my first house at 21 and never looked back.

When girls find out you own a house you have to beat em back with a stick...literally.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:59:01 PM EST
Oh yeah


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 2:07:46 PM EST
Yes....with the girlfriends parents in the next room over....with an all glass sliding glass door between the two rooms...still not sure how we didn't manage to embaress ourselves.

Link Posted: 10/17/2004 2:07:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I bought my first house at 21 and never looked back.

When girls find out you own a house you have to beat em back with a stick...literally.



How could anyone afford a house in CA at 21!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 2:14:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I bought my first house at 21 and never looked back.

When girls find out you own a house you have to beat em back with a stick...literally.



How could anyone afford a house in CA at 21!



That was over 15 years ago and I was making good money(21.00 dollars an hour for a signal company). Sold that, bought another, sold that one and moved on up again. In my fourth house now.

It was a 2bd 1 bath for 89,000.

About 6 months before that, when I was living in Az, I had almost bought a 3bdrm for 71,000!! For 92,000 I could've bought a nice house in Awatuhkee.

Oh well...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 2:15:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 2:20:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By mike45acp:


I think my biggest problem is living at home, at our old house it was like a meat market all the drunken girls would spill over from frat parties. Oh man good times...





I will give you a good tip, college girls are looking for adventure, a 22 year old dude living with mommy isn't very exciting.

move out, get laid repeat as neccessary
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 2:27:54 PM EST
Tequilabob,

That happens in KY, not TN.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:08:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Takakuraken:
Tequilabob,

That happens in KY, not TN.



LOL, uh oh this could get interesting.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:18:21 PM EST
It's possible.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:20:00 PM EST
Yep, just learn to be sly.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:20:44 PM EST
Can't you move on-base? Don't you have a housing allowance to get an apartment with?
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:22:06 PM EST
I managed to accomplish it during high school.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:24:13 PM EST
I went through the same thing when I got out of the Marines. For 6 months I lived with my dad and it sucked. I did manage to score a couple of times and then I wound up dating my wife. It's not impossible.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:24:27 PM EST
Telling a girl "be quit, I don't want to wake up my parents" isn't exactly spanish fly, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:24:49 PM EST
I've done it...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:25:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:31:38 PM EST
Try talking to your parents. Let them know what your problem is, and ask them if they are willing to be 'cool' if you bring chicks over. Maybe they'll even be willing to lay outa sight for a little while... who knows? I mean, what parent wouldn't want their son to get laid, right? Bring the girls over. Hang out on the porch, back yard, wherever... Chicks dig a guy with cool parents, so if you act like their cool, maybe she'll have some fun with it. Good luck!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:32:24 PM EST
Watch out for the screamers.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:32:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By pieeater:
Watch out for the screamers.




Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:35:41 PM EST
Before I moved out, I got tail all the time at my parents house. My room was even next to theirs!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:36:53 PM EST
I did ok, but I was home from college and hitting the hometown honey.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:40:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I bought my first house at 21 and never looked back.

When girls find out you own a house you have to beat em back with a stick...literally.



How could anyone afford a house in CA at 21!



Bought my first house at 19 (I'm 25 now). It was brand-new, a small 2 bedroom 1 bath, 950 square foot house. I paid $87k for it at the time. I sold it for $120,500 2 years later. Unfortunately, I used the proceeds to pay off a bunch of stuff. Even though I make almost three times what I did when I was 19, I can no longer afford to buy a house here. I now pay $975/mo rent for a two story, 3 bed, 2 bath 1400sq' home.

I've seen crappy houses in neighborhoods I wouldn't even THINK of living in for $180k. I'm looking at closer to $220k or so for a place in an area I'd be willing to live. I don't even live in a traditionaly expensive part of the state, either. I live in the supposed valley of the poor, here in central California.

No matter. I'm actively looking for work in Ohio. I'm sure I can find reasonably priced homes there.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:45:40 PM EST
Yes, it's possible to get laid in your parents' house. But remember that even if doesn't involve homosexuality, it's still incest.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:47:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Btownboy:
Before I moved out, I got tail all the time at my parents house. My room was even next to theirs!!!



Try this "hypothetical set up".....

Kids room is upstairs, parents room is right below..... Kids bed is noisy too...... every movement..... and parent(s) are a light sleeper.

Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:47:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By pieeater:
Watch out for the screamers.



Is there such a thing???

Ya gotta pick the quiet ones!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 4:59:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Hint: MOTEL. You're over 21, for Pete's sake! (Just make sure she's over 18!!!)



Nothing says sleazly like pay by the hour
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 5:13:57 PM EST
it IS possible..... she's just gotta be easy.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 5:35:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 5:39:01 PM EST by thesacrifice]
I have a career and I still call my parents basement home. I save on rent, and get to use the money for wining and dining :)

Haha, in reality house shopping is tough, don't want to make my first buy just because I have to. I need a yard and some pipes that dont leak!
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 5:54:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Hint: MOTEL. You're over 21, for Pete's sake! (Just make sure she's over 18!!!)



Nothing says sleazly like pay by the hour

How about pay by the hour no bathroom or sink just a10x10 room with a bed.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 5:58:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By SKWARE:

Originally Posted By pieeater:
Watch out for the screamers.



Is there such a thing???

Ya gotta pick the quiet ones!!!

Yes I have seen it in movies.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:02:05 PM EST
Just get a truck, and hope it's not raining.
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 6:09:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I bought my first house at 21 and never looked back.

When girls find out you own a house you have to beat em back with a stick...literally.


Must work better when you are 21, than 31.

Only girls can live at home and still get laid.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:26:10 AM EST
Believe me it's possible.

Wow... this brings back memories... I had one girl that showed up at my house in a little sailor outfit, just as cute as you please. the things we did... hehehehe

and although i did not stick it up *her* pooper, i did manage to stick it up two other girls poopers, although no pix will be forthcoming, as i had other things on my mind rather than photography.

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 2:29:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
I bought my first house at 21 and never looked back.

When girls find out you own a house you have to beat em back with a stick...literally.




Thats not true and Im proof of it.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 3:59:57 AM EST
Yes it's possible to get laid at home. You just gotta work your mojo right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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