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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:16:51 PM EST
I can't stop laughing when they do that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:17:32 PM EST
mine does it when she gets excited

someone told me its them wiping their ass, someone else told me its them trying to masturbate

??
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:18:46 PM EST
Had the dog checked for worms lately?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:19:19 PM EST
It's even better when you're ten and your grandmother's pug has eaten a ball of thread and it's dragging a string of butt-nuggets while it scooches across the rug.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:19:28 PM EST
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:19:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By JC_:
Had the dog checked for worms lately?


This, dog has itchy butt
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:19:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By JC_:
Had the dog checked for worms lately?

This.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:20:22 PM EST
might be funny until it starts leaving streaks
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:20:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
It's even better when you're ten and your grandmother's pug has eaten a ball of thread and it's dragging a string of butt-nuggets while it scooches across the rug.


This
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:20:43 PM EST
Its more funny when a human does it
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:21:04 PM EST
It is only funny if it is someone else's carpet!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:21:22 PM EST


best com,mmaercial ever hahah he shits his wipe on the carpet ha
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:21:52 PM EST
depends on who's carpet it is.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:27:57 PM EST
It's funnier when you see your cat doing it on your bed...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:29:10 PM EST
I guess if it's your carpet I'd chuckle
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:29:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:30:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:36:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:36:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:37:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:39:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.


My vet took him to a separate room, Good thing too because even someone as experiences as a vet is she seemed startled by what came out of my dog.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:41:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:42:19 PM EST by Harvster]
Maybe I should clarify. I don't need vet advice. It just popped into my head. My dog has not done it in a long time. Which is too bad 'cause it's funny as hell, especially people's reaction to it. You want to liven up a dinner party...there you go.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:42:56 PM EST
You dont milk the anal glands you express them.Or so Im told from milk drinking,hemp wearing hippie vet employes. And yes its gross.Its a standard feature with most baths and grooming around here.I do it at home.No hippies.And the dogs seem to appreciate it.Kind of like when I mow the lawn.
Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:42:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By lloydkristmas:
mine does it when she gets excited

someone told me its them wiping their ass, someone else told me its them trying to masturbate

??


For crying out loud, get the dog's anal gland cleaned out.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:47:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:48:26 PM EST by RDak]
+1

Time to squeeze those anal glands. Be a man now!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:49:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:04:10 PM EST
I use one of those massage type shower heads hooked to the hose outside.Have a second set of hands spray the dogs rear while you do the deed.Then wash.And then soap them the hell up,wash and rinse.
Originally Posted By 95thFoot:


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:05:42 PM EST
Poop.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:06:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.


Yep, it's godawful. This is also why it's not all that funny when they drag their butt, it means they are uncomfortable. My wife wanted to try to express our cat's anal glands, she can feel free to do it outside when I'm not going to be in that area for several days. I don't want any part in that nastiness.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:18:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 7:19:07 PM EST by Aiden]
Originally Posted By NathanJK:
Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.


Yep, it's godawful. This is also why it's not all that funny when they drag their butt, it means they are uncomfortable. My wife wanted to try to express our cat's anal glands, she can feel free to do it outside when I'm not going to be in that area for several days. I don't want any part in that nastiness.


That's the big thing, I heard it can make them sick. So I take him to the vet the first time I see him do it. Plus I don't want him to squirt nasty shit on my white carpet.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:20:55 PM EST
Nope. The funniest thing is when the Jehovah Witness people come by and the dog starts humping one of their legs.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:24:05 PM EST
Probably not worms unless it's young. More likely need to empty the anal glands.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:27:16 PM EST
My beagle howls while he is doing it, my daughter announces to the house that " Lucky is dragging his butt on the floor again".
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:04:44 PM EST
Only funny if it is someone else's new carpet.

Still disgusting though.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:18:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By joe-bananas:
Only funny if it is someone else's new carpet.

Still disgusting though.


this... I'm not partial to fecal matter being smeared all over the carpet akin to a really bad japanese sex party..
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:39:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By WarWeapon762:
. . . akin to a really bad japanese sex party..


I don't even want to know . . .
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:44:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
It's even better when you're ten and your grandmother's pug has eaten a ball of thread and it's dragging a string of butt-nuggets while it scooches across the rug.


I had a cat that ate fishing line, our other cat chased him around the house. If I had a vid camera way back I'd had $10,000. from AFV.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:50:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


Its usually the anal gland, not getting sqeezed out by normal bowel movements. Itll go away, or your gonna have to do some plumbing your self.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:28:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 3:28:32 AM EST by PaDanby]
Originally Posted By IWillLiveFreeOrDie:
It is only funny if it is someone else's carpet!


This. And your dog.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:34:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By NathanJK:
Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.


Yep, it's godawful. This is also why it's not all that funny when they drag their butt, it means they are uncomfortable. My wife wanted to try to express our cat's anal glands, she can feel free to do it outside when I'm not going to be in that area for several days. I don't want any part in that nastiness.


That's the big thing, I heard it can make them sick. So I take him to the vet the first time I see him do it. Plus I don't want him to squirt nasty shit on my white carpet.


Our retriever is on antibiotics now. Her glands got infected and the vet thought the first round would clear her up. Well, it didn't. We took her to another vet and she's back on more antibiotics. We never noticed her butt dragging, though.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:40:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Aiden:
Originally Posted By Darrellbear:
Originally Posted By DOW:
Needs his anal gland milked. Make it happen!


This.


+3, it's nasty as hell and the smell is horrendous! I was in the room once when the vet did it, never again. And I'll never do it myself, unless all Vet clinics close their doors.
This post is NOW complete!

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:43:25 AM EST
Needing to milk anal glands is a good enough reason for me to never own a dog. Fuck that.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:46:10 AM EST
My buddy had a cat once that was doing this. Couldn't figure out why until he made an observation that something was peering out of said cat's posterior.

Upon further examination, the item appeared to be a rubber band. Removal was in order, and upon pulling on the unknown item, it stretched a good bit and snapped back on itself as it exited.

Apparently, cats shriek.

And like to eat stuff.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:49:20 AM EST
The medical term is "Butthole Surfin'".
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:54:24 AM EST
First runner up in the funny dog category:

Dog with peanut butter & crackers in the roof of his mouth.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 3:56:52 AM EST
FUNNY:
Friends dog
Friends Carpet.

Worms

Natron
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:25:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 4:26:21 AM EST by Alien]
If spreading worms and worm eggs or anal gland juice around your house is funny, then yes.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:38:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By CPTI:
Needing to milk anal glands is a good enough reason for me to never own a dog. Fuck that.

The problems usually happen with smaller dogs. The glands can get swollen, and interfere with bowel movements. You can take the dog to the vet to "express" the glands, you don't have to do it yourself. If the problems are really bad, you can have the glands removed. My brother had to do this to his dachshund.

None of my dogs have ever had any problems with their anal glands.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:42:41 AM EST
unless it is your dog and YOUR clean carpet!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:50:06 AM EST
TOBY !!!!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:50:44 AM EST
Is a dog dragging its butt and scooting across the carpet the funniest thing one can witness?


1. I wouldn't know, since neither animals or carpet can be found inside my home.

2. Yeah, it's funny. Funny if you live in a trailer.
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