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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 5/6/2003 2:26:08 PM EST
While sitting in my cube musing about my work, the voice "C-A-L-L-A-T-T, it's free for you, and cheap for them" suddenly entered my head. How old is he now? In his forties? What talent does he possess that AT&T is still paying him to do ads? He is supposed to be a "comedian", but having seen him on TV I have yet to crack a smile. His face is showing his age, which is making him look freakish. Yet he's probably making more money than most of us here. I will probably be hearing "C-A-L-L-A-T-T" until Alzheimer comes and takes away the pain.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:33:24 PM EST
I personally think those commercials suck. Not the least bit funny.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:34:21 PM EST
NO!
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:35:29 PM EST
He used to have a wierd show on the Cartoon Network, but he looks exactly the same now as he did back then, and that 10+ years ago. I think he's a dumbass.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:36:07 PM EST
Went to his show, got the T-shirt...signed even. His stand-up show and his commercials are two different things. ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:36:40 PM EST
He is the unholy spawn of an unfunny dark being. Kill on Sight
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:39:19 PM EST
Carrot Top blows. There's a hilarious recording of Norm MacDonald just tearing Carrot Top apart on the Conan O'Brien show. Let me try to find it, it's unbelievably funny. HERE IT IS!! Sooooooo damn funny! [url]http://www.fakenews.net/archive/transcripts/a/1997_05_conan_a.rm[/url]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:47:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: Went to his show, got the T-shirt...signed even. His stand-up show and his commercials are two different things. ByteTheBullet (-:
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I agree. I've seem him a few times live and he is hilarious as all hell
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:48:13 PM EST
actually, I think he's a JACKASS.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 2:54:59 PM EST
he sucks
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:06:25 PM EST
I find him funny for his toys that he shows off. Like the bulimia bowl.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:08:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 3:10:10 PM EST by SeaDweller]
He's a freaking moron jackass ugly SOB. Those ATT commercials really shouldn't zoom up on that abomination.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:10:48 PM EST
Is Carrot Top funny?
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Is Bill Clinton monogamous?
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:11:41 PM EST
If there was a bounty, there wouldn't be a problem. Come to think of it, it would probably count as a mercy killing. He is the opposite of funny.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:12:30 PM EST
hes almost as funny as being sodomized by 8 prison inmates at the same time
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:17:05 PM EST
No, he's not funny, just stupid and gay. I don't know how old he really is but he's like a little kid/stoner that never grew up and is incredibly annoying. JMHO
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 3:22:50 PM EST
NO
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:13:43 PM EST
No, that anoying woman ain't funny!!
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:51:01 PM EST
I think NOT!!!!! Bobwrench
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 4:52:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 5:07:17 PM EST by Ire]
He's a damned fool who should be have his legs broken and then have a pack of wild dogs released on him.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:01:05 PM EST
Christ you people are brutal....[;D]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:06:27 PM EST
He's annoyingly funny, unfortunately the funny part fades rapidly.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:06:54 PM EST
mr carrot top the unfunny had a stand up gig here in corpus not too long ago (probably cause he couldnt get a gig in a real city) and the commercials for it showed him making fun of george bush. fuck him
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:09:19 PM EST
I saw him make a comment about the show Family Ties once, calling Michael J Fox a smart Republican while the rest of the family were a bunch of morons.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:12:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:44:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 5:44:51 PM EST by BusMaster007]
I'll probably catch hell for this, but... About 10 years ago I saw Carrot Top on some 'Special'. I was laughing so hard I was literally in tears to the point of wanting to stop 'cuz it hurt to laugh more! That particular show was incredibly hilarious. Lately, in those AT&T commercials, he looks like some sorry old fag (I mean REALLY sorry.) Shucks. I feel like I've been tricked. [;D]
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 5:55:47 PM EST
For prop comedy, I prefer The Legendary WID.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:00:09 PM EST
Well, Hell No. Somebody needs to take the handset from one of those pay-phones and just beat the orange outa' him.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 6:22:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2003 6:24:25 PM EST by Pale_Rifle]
He's about as funny as a gut full'o pin-worms[puke]which makes him just a little more funny than Jerry Swinefeld
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:06:01 PM EST
I've seen him do a live show and he's frigging funny as hell.
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:35:31 PM EST
He tried to buy weed off me once (Back in the day) t
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 8:57:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/6/2003 9:20:13 PM EST
Nope.
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