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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:04:58 PM EDT
Its kind of a running joke between some friends, but seriously, is Belgium good for anything?

Other than thier incessant waffleing, what have they done for the world lately ever?

Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:06:08 PM EDT
[#1]
Beer
cheese
chocolate

FN
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:06:28 PM EDT
[#2]
They make excellent chocolate and have some really good beers.

Other than that....can't think of a doggone thing.

HH
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:07:15 PM EDT
[#3]
ale
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:07:25 PM EDT
[#4]
they're a heck of a host if you'er planning a European land war
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:07:51 PM EDT
[#5]
it is the disneyland of beer.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:11:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Nope.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:11:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:12:39 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
they're a heck of a host if you'er planning a European land war



Yeah my grandfather went thru there on his walking tour of Europe.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:12:48 PM EDT
[#9]


that's about it...
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:13:09 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Expressway straight from the heart of Germany to the heart of France.

When I cross over from Britain to mainland europe I drive straight across Belgium in one hit. There is absolutely nothing to see, boring as sin.

ANdy



Are the chicks hot?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:13:23 PM EDT
[#11]
There is a place in Herstal that is pretty cool.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:13:30 PM EDT
[#12]
FN
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:13:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:14:59 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I thought the same thing about Austria.  Aren't they just Germany lite?



But more Catholic.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:17:47 PM EDT
[#15]
I have a box of 8mm AP ammo made in belgium just before the nazis invaded... So I guess they make guns and ammo.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:21:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Well, it makes an excellent curse word.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:25:50 PM EDT
[#17]
I can't believe no one's said waffles...

Belgian waffles...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

(their chocolate's not bad either, and their beer's pretty tasty, but you just can't have all three at the same time...)  

ETA:  ah, crap - waffles were in the original freaking post...  no more martinis for me tonight...
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:27:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:33:03 PM EDT
[#19]
they make very good mil 7.62 ammo.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:44:00 PM EDT
[#20]
DUH!  FALs and the 5.7mm systems.  Jeeze, get with the program.  FN Herstal, Belgium.  You know: Weapon Systems Second to None?  

-Ben
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:44:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Lambic Ale
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:47:36 PM EDT
[#22]
MY Browning 20 gauge was made in Belgium...it's a damn good bird gun...
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:50:04 PM EDT
[#23]
Minimi
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:51:48 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Minimi





Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:54:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Didn't French Fries actually come from Belgium?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 5:58:06 PM EDT
[#26]
Chimay
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:01:45 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Didn't French Fries actually come from Belgium?



Yes.

They are such a spineless country they lost thier national food to the French.

The national dish is fries with steak or mussels.

But are they French Fries or Belgian Fries?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:02:54 PM EDT
[#28]
My birth
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:03:05 PM EDT
[#29]





Link Posted: 12/30/2005 6:17:26 PM EDT
[#30]
Gentlemen, gentlemen...Let us not forget the glorious past  

Drunken Belgian mercs!  zut alors!!    
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:26:23 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Beer
cheese
chocolate



Add Poirot.

Oh, and it's good as a general use expletive.  Stub your toe, but your mother in law/priest/Jesus is near by?  "Oh, Belgium.  BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM!"

Jim
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:46:56 PM EDT
[#32]
Oh, come now--Belgium is a perfectly good speed bump for German troops.


Quoted:
Add Poirot.

Jim



"I am NOT A FRENCHIE!  I am a BELGIE!"

Sorry I just saw "Murder By Death" not too long ago.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:52:00 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Oh, come now--Belgium is a perfectly good speed bump for German troops.


Quoted:
Add Poirot.

Jim



"I am NOT A FRENCHIE!  I am a BELGIE!"

Sorry I just saw "Murder By Death" not too long ago.



Belgian miniatures are the best in the world.  And do you know why, Hastings?
No, why?
Because they are the biggest!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:17:07 PM EDT
[#34]
I worked for a Belgian company for a short while just before the bubble burst, and have never met so many crooked, unethical, opportunistic twats in my life. Not a single thing they did businesswise was based on truth, they were literally selling people things that didn't exist. Fortunately I took my money and ran, shortly after I bailed the company collapsed and left dozens of US employees high and dry.

Oh yeah ... and their waffles suck. Give me a nice dense American waffle any day over some big fluffy EuroTrash waffle.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:17:48 PM EDT
[#35]
Two words describe what Belgium has given the world..........


Fabrique Nationale!! Specifically the Browning High Power pistol and M2 Machine Gun, and the FAL!!! Not to mention numerous other guns like the Fine  Mausers and BAR's and all other Browning designs they hold the patents too, In fact they still Own Browning Firearms.

Any other not well thought out questions?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 8:26:46 PM EDT
[#36]
It gives us a place for Belgians to stay - you don't want them over here, do you?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:07:05 PM EDT
[#37]
It hosts NATO headquarters and headquarters for a lot of EU infrastructure.

It's a European bureaucrat’s wet dream.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:11:23 PM EDT
[#38]
Beer, food, chocolate. FN Herstal, you know the guys who made the Hi Power, our current M16s, The M240, M249, P90, 5-7, etc. NATO headquarters.

I bet the women aren't bad either.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:13:50 PM EDT
[#39]
Best chocolate shops in the world are in Belgium.  Beats German, Swiss, French, Italian and other chocolate.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:16:31 PM EDT
[#40]
MAG58
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:43:24 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
Are the chicks hot?



Moo.  For hot chicks, hang around Amsterdamn.


Quoted:
Didn't French Fries actually come from Belgium?


I've been told that too -- the "french" part is the cutting technique; "frenched" means to cut into medium-sized square strips (as opposed to "julienned", which is matchstick-sized strips).

In support of this, the Belgian restaurant owner/chef here makes some of the best fries I've ever tasted.
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:48:23 PM EDT
[#42]
isn't it useful for invading france?
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 9:52:13 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Oh, and it's good as a general use expletive.  Stub your toe, but your mother in law/priest/Jesus is near by?  "Oh, Belgium.  BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM!"

Jim


Ah yes, Douglas Adams' "most gratuitous use of the word 'Belgium' award".  (Oddly enough, I can't find that quote in my e-book copy.  Hmm.)

Belgium also has Brugge.
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