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Posted: 1/4/2006 5:21:48 AM EST
Would you drive 220 miles for pie?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:22:37 AM EST
I don't know, has my right hand been somehow incapacitated?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:22:50 AM EST
the farthest I have driven for pie was Agawam, Mass to Washington DC

thats about as far as I would go :P

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:23:14 AM EST
Would CHUCK NORRIS?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:26:12 AM EST
Theoretically the distance I'd travel is directly (and possibly exponentially) proportional to the amount of time since last I'd gotten any.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:26:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 5:27:55 AM EST by PBIR]
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.

Pictures would help.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:27:34 AM EST
Is this fresh never before banged by you pie? What does the pie look like, hot, so-so, etc. If this is a rebanging of the pie, was it good before?

These are factors we here at AR15.com need to know to give you proper advise!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:27:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:28:12 AM EST
I did Philly to DC for a Georgetown cheerleader in 86'.

Well worth the trip.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:28:21 AM EST
women from the internet usually are.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:28:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 5:29:11 AM EST by PBIR]

Originally Posted By benbob:


4 months
she's hot and completely insane.



Saddle up & win one for the Gipper. Wear your rain gear.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:28:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
Is this fresh never before banged by you pie? What does the pie look like, hot, so-so, etc. If this is a rebanging of the pie, was it good before?

These are factors we here at AR15.com need to know to give you proper advise!



By the time this equation is finalized it will rival that of the string theory itself.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:30:07 AM EST
If it is good...I'd travel to Iraq.
If it is just a passing POA, fuhgetaboutit.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:32:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:33:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
women from the internet usually are.



She's not from the internet. I lived with her in texas, and we have been in touch for several years. No she's single again, and I'm ready to rock.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:34:10 AM EST
Does she have a big thing for motorcycles and phil ansemo?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:34:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By Tostitos:
women from the internet usually are.



She's not from the internet. I lived with her in texas, and we have been in touch for several years. No she's single again, and I'm ready to rock.



Then by all means, bang away!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:36:13 AM EST
Go for it.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:38:13 AM EST
Depends if this is a one time deal or a frequent kinda thing.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:38:28 AM EST
Too far?

Maybe in a car, but in a train or plane, no. I had a friend at work that regularly traveled to San Diego, 160-170 miles round trip and ended up taking the train .
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:38:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.



You have to ask?

GET TO DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:39:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Depends if this is a one time deal or a frequent kinda thing.




+1 and how bad you need it.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:40:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:40:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 5:49:10 AM EST by Colt_SBR]
[Paris Hilton] If you travel all the way, make it worth your while. [/Paris Hilton]

___________________________


Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:40:33 AM EST
220 miles? Hell chief, thats like 3 hours. Thats nothing at all. I've done over 500 regularly for pie.

Pie is not like any other thing. I wouldnt drive 200 miles for a gun, or bike or car.
But pie? Man has done the impossible for pie. Man has waged wars, built cities and sailed into the distant horizon for pie.

220 miles aint nothing for pie.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:41:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.



Jump on that grenade son. It's the only way to retain your man card.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:41:51 AM EST
If it's just a booty call, the question you should be asking is, "Is 220 miles far enough?"

And yes, yes it is.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:42:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
220 miles? Hell chief, thats like 3 hours. Thats nothing at all. I've done over 500 regularly for pie.

Pie is not like any other thing. I wouldnt drive 200 miles for a gun, or bike or car.
But pie? Man has done the impossible for pie. Man has waged wars, built cities and sailed into the distant horizon for pie.

220 miles aint nothing for pie.




I am convinced!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:43:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.


Road trip
what are you still doing here??
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:45:27 AM EST



less postie, more drivey...


Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:46:40 AM EST
My record is driving 1189 miles, but I hadn't had any pie in 6 months and had been living in a tent with lots of other men all summer in Arizona.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:47:25 AM EST
How long are you staying once you get there?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:47:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By photokirk:

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.



You have to ask?

GET TO DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!



You are on your way back right !?!?! (The implication being you have already gone )

­

<­BR>

RIGHT?!?!?




Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:49:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:
Would you drive 220 miles for pie?



depends, how good is the pie?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:52:42 AM EST
Can't say I haven't driven that far for some action. Although after 'the breakup', getting it locally was much more preferred. Ahhhh college.

Long distance relationships are teh suck.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:59:17 AM EST
Hell, its been so long I'd friggin jog 220 miles for some pie. Get to it man.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 5:59:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
220 miles? Hell chief, thats like 3 hours. Thats nothing at all. I've done over 500 regularly for pie.

Pie is not like any other thing. I wouldnt drive 200 miles for a gun, or bike or car.
But pie? Man has done the impossible for pie. Man has waged wars, built cities and sailed into the distant horizon for pie.

220 miles aint nothing for pie.



Damn straight.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:05:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
[Paris Hilton] If you travel all the way, make it worth your while. [/Paris Hilton] img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/Need_photos/1_photos.gif

Excellent advice from someone who knows.

___________________________

img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Colt_SBR/57985sm.gif

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:08:40 AM EST
220 miles round trip TWICE is to much.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:09:55 AM EST
You had better be posting from the car...
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:11:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 6:12:47 AM EST by CbtEngr1]

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.



why are you still online asking stupid questions??

but fwiw, make her drive halfway.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:13:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane
.



Im sorry to tell you this, but if this info is true and you are asking us, then you are GAY.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:19:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
220 miles? Hell chief, thats like 3 hours. Thats nothing at all. I've done over 500 regularly for pie.

Pie is not like any other thing. I wouldnt drive 200 miles for a gun, or bike or car.
But pie? Man has done the impossible for pie. Man has waged wars, built cities and sailed into the distant horizon for pie.

220 miles aint nothing for pie.




This man speaks the truth! Civilizations are built and destroyed for pie.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:20:27 AM EST
I've gone further.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:21:53 AM EST
That aint shit.. get off the computer and get gone
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:26:58 AM EST
I drove from Tampa to Atlanta for some pie... Worth the drive.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:39:43 AM EST
I had a chick drive 20 hours to visit me for a booty call over the holidays. AND she asked me to take her shooting!

You're going about it all wrong, man. You gotta make her come to you.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:47:05 AM EST
Dude, get going. Go play in the fun-hole. If you asking yourself if you should go, then you should. You obviously need it, so go get it.

As stated before......there is nothing like pie.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:48:18 AM EST
Take the "hit" for the team.

MILF????
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:51:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By benbob:

Originally Posted By PBIR:
To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).

1. How long since your last pie.
2. How hot is she.
3. How freaky is she.



4 months
she's hot and completely insane.



What the hell are you still doing talking to a bunch of guys. You should be on the road already.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 6:57:57 AM EST
You need to expand on the word "insane".

3rd input insane?
No gag-reflex insane?
Rin Tin Tin insane?
Enjoys a yellow shower insane?
Or just: doesn't wear a seatbelt in the car while driving insane?

It does make a difference.
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