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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 8/2/2002 8:02:01 PM EST
Ok so I just drove for about 1.5 hours in Ontario. AT LEAST 75% of the cars on the 401 were AMERICANS!! All driving like maniacs most doing well over 140kph. In that short time we had cars from Michigan and New York which is normal. However tonight there were Florida, Illinois, Kansas, Nebraska, Georgia...and others we could not read as they blew by. Has there been a takeover that we did not hear about???
Link Posted: 8/2/2002 8:03:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/2/2002 8:05:43 PM EST
GREAT!! Can I be Justice Minister or Minister of Defense??
Link Posted: 8/2/2002 8:08:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/2/2002 8:14:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: All driving like maniacs most doing well over 140kph.
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I always use the excuse "I thought you guys used MPH too" Its worked so for Keving67
Link Posted: 8/3/2002 4:49:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/3/2002 5:10:23 AM EST
Newfoundland?? LOL LOL Dominus better lock and load!! Mind you they will give up and go home with their tails between their legs within a week....because they will come to realize that they cannot understand a word the civilians say!
Link Posted: 8/3/2002 5:13:18 AM EST
Your maple trees are belonging to U.S.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 10:22:32 AM EST
The Canadians beat us once, they can beat us again...
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 10:37:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 12:25:59 PM EST
The beaver has a long mustache.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 12:58:59 PM EST
Yes, we've finally had enough. We are sick and tired of being overun every winter by Canadians who can't drive. Florida has decided to retaliate. We are now sending all of our worst drivers to Canada. It seems to be working. We are now considering sending all criminals to the "Great White North". Thank you for your cooperation.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 1:02:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/4/2002 1:03:00 PM EST by Citabria7GCBC]
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: AT LEAST 75% of the cars on the 401 were AMERICANS!! All driving like maniacs most doing well over 140kph.
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You wish we took over Canada...e'h. lol well here in the Republic of Texas, we haul ass!
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 1:20:29 PM EST
Stormbringer- They are all undocumented aliens - the border works TWO ways!!!!
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 1:45:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: Ok so I just drove for about 1.5 hours in Ontario. AT LEAST 75% of the cars on the 401 were AMERICANS!! All driving like maniacs most doing well over 140kph. In that short time we had cars from Michigan and New York which is normal. However tonight there were Florida, Illinois, Kansas, Nebraska, Georgia...and others we could not read as they blew by. Has there been a takeover that we did not hear about???
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54'-40" or fight.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 1:49:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/4/2002 1:49:35 PM EST by dbrowne1]
All your highways are belong to us!!! Yes, you have unmasked our evil plan. We had a real dilemma with Quebec though...we figured they'd immediately surrender, but then we also figured they'd be a very ornery and snotty bunch to occupy.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 2:16:08 PM EST
Radioactive material missing in Midwest Agents seek shipment that entered Michigan August 3, 2002 BY TAMARA AUDI FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER Federal agents and teams of nuclear specialists are searching the Midwest for a mysterious shipment of radioactive material that was trucked across the Canadian border into Michigan in May, government officials said Friday.
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We're just up there trying to figure out what you guys are doing. [:)]
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 3:14:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By QBit: The Canadians beat us once, they can beat us again...
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I must have missed that.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 3:24:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 4:38:21 PM EST
Well you were probably (Prolly?) not around in 1812 anyway so do not worry about it. Back to the case in point. I spotted a new USA Invasin craft but could not make out the markings. Which state is the "Ocean State"?
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 4:47:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By e8ght: The beaver has a long mustache.
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Shave that beaver honey, yeah, shave it.....nothing like a shaved..er, nevermind...i'm at the wrong place [}:D]
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 5:15:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/4/2002 5:20:51 PM EST by gardenWeasel]
Meanwhile, somewhere in Canada... [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/tinfoilhat.jpg[/img] "According to this book, these hats will keep the Americans from reading our private thoughts."
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 5:36:53 PM EST
"All driving like maniacs most doing well over 140kph." I don't do metric.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 6:11:57 PM EST
... I spotted a new USA Invasin craft but could not make out the markings. Which state is the "Ocean State"?
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There are some who hopes the great PRK becomes an (under)ocean state.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 6:14:40 PM EST
Stormbringer--- You complain because the 401 is nuthin but aliens. We complain because the 405 is nuthin but aliens. Welcome, brother.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 4:33:44 AM EST
I'm with duppy. We're tired of your nonsense and are sending our maniacs as a first wave. But, the worst is yet to come. Next, we will send little old ladies in Lincolns. Then, you'll be sorry! For PRK. The Ocean State is Rhode Island.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 4:45:43 AM EST
Thanks rjroberts!! IIRC...its not even an Island is it?? Whats with that??
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 5:08:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By Stormbringer: All driving like maniacs most doing well over 140kph.
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140kph What is that like 25mph? What do you live in a School Zone? Oh wait nevermind I was using the monatary conversion rate, my bad. [}:D]
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 6:28:12 AM EST
[red]* PRK Wipes off screen[/red]
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 3:35:50 PM EST
What's that kph crap? Anyone with a thorough understanding of the metric system will have an utter contempt for it.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 4:02:11 PM EST
It's the invasion of 19 year olds going to Canada to get drunk in your bars....All your bars are belong to us![beer] Alex
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 5:39:54 PM EST
If you are involved with science or engineering you will LOVE the metric system!
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 5:48:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 5:43:24 AM EST
Oh yes the famed pipeline that the enviro nazis were all upset about.. I knew it was not oil that would be flowing!
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 3:13:20 PM EST
Yep, we're invading so we can camp anywhere up there we want without a stupid ass permit, and without being kept a click away from some of the best water because it's reserved for canadians. Get ready to get your silly asses kicked...eh? Mike
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