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Posted: 10/29/2004 10:39:47 PM EST
It all started yesterday, early morning, the shits like you wouldn't believe. Today, headache and serious pain after breakfast, more shits. They are painful, what might cause this? Food poisoning??? Should I take the classic advice and see a doctor tommorrow?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:40:22 PM EST
See a doc. Sounds like bad fud.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:42:04 PM EST
Serious stomach bug going around... Family just went through it, customers of mine told me they just went through it... You may just have to ride it out. I know, it sucks. Hope ya feel better.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:44:21 PM EST
Tried bulk forming laxative pills, just made my shits worse, lol, at least I'm not vomiting! The only time I felt better was when I down three shots of bourbon.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:45:51 PM EST

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh, ..... thank you for sharing, ..... I guess?

Now I don't need apetite suppressents for the next couple of days.



Zen



"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one just got pucked on"
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:46:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
See a doc. Sounds like bad fud.



Hmm, yes Is it this kind of bad fud?

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 10:47:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By ZEN:
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh, ..... thank you for sharing, ..... I guess?

Now I don't need apetite suppressents for the next couple of days.


Zen

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one just got pucked on"



Zen. You've been around since 2001 but have only about 500 posts. And yet you've posted like at least a hundred times in the past week.

<­BR>


Are you Batman?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 11:03:25 PM EST
eat a lot of beans with the skin still on and see the doc
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 11:05:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 11:15:47 PM EST
Spicy asshole and the shits don't mix, trust me, I shouldn't have had those extra jalapenos on my tacos yesterday. It's straight V-8 until I shit blood or cramp up from dehydration (which I found out yesterday night when my damn leg seized).

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:47:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 9:52:55 AM EST by David_Hineline]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:10:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:27:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 3:27:57 AM EST by Airwolf]
If you're starting to get cramps because of dehydration GET SOME FUCKING FLUIDS IN YOU NOW!!!!!!!! Gatoraid is good, water if you can't handle any flavoring. You may just shit or piss them out quickly but they will do some good while they are in you.

I'd see a doctor if the symptoms haven't abated by now.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:38:00 AM EST
Could be E. Coli. Look up the symptoms. I had E.Coli poisoning a few months back. There was some abdominal pain, lots of the runny shits. Not much you can do about it but let it all out. Lasted about a week.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:46:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
Could be E. Coli. Look up the symptoms. I had E.Coli poisoning a few months back. There was some abdominal pain, lots of the runny shits. Not much you can do about it but let it all out. Lasted about a week.


Norwalk Virus is going around now as well.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:54:23 AM EST
Anal plug.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:09:14 AM EST
An anal plug would be disassterous.


Pressure would build until the inevitable assplosion blew his legs off.

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:11:35 AM EST
Sounds like food poising to me, I got it and that lasted for about a week, after a day or two the headache got alot less.

I felt so bad I barely had the energy toget from the bed 10 ft to the bathroom, so I wouldnt blowout in the bed.
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