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Posted: 9/4/2004 5:21:55 PM EST
<firmly cramming tongue into cheek>


I can whip the ass of anybody on the board!

Why?

Because i say I can, and not too many of you know what I look like!!!!!!


<snicker>
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:23:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:23:11 PM EST
Oh yeah! Well there lots of guys here who could scratch your eyes out.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:23:58 PM EST
My Mom can beat up your Mom!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:24:07 PM EST
I'm too busy questioning my manliness to care right now.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:24:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:24:36 PM EST
" I fart in your general direction, I wave my privates at your auntie"

Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:26:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:27:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 5:28:19 PM EST by Hokie]
Better to be beat off than to be beat on - Tao Te Hokie
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:27:54 PM EST
Well I'm 6'10", weigh 300lbs and have a 28" waist. I also bench 700lbs.............ONE HANDED!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:27:57 PM EST
Take it to the Pit, Nancy Boys.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:28:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 5:31:28 PM EST by MrClean4Hire]

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
I can beat any of you in a whack-off competition......





ewwwwwwwwww you do circle jerks???????????????


Don't eat any crackers at his house.







Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:28:37 PM EST
Your all losers.
I win.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:38:41 PM EST
All your base, are belong to ME!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:40:25 PM EST
I eat turds bigger than you for breakfast
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:41:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By coondog:
I'm too busy testing my manliness to care right now.



Fixed it for you.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:43:49 PM EST
MODS! MODS! Where are the Mods??

He threatened ME! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:44:16 PM EST
you eat turds for breakfast?
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[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 5:44:36 PM EST by repub18]
Im 6'01 250lbs of pure muscle


Here is my sketched pic


Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:58:35 PM EST
It's a TRAP! Oh, wait.....never mind..
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:01:22 PM EST
You dont scare me. I got pieces of guys like you in my crap.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:03:58 PM EST
Here's one I used in the army once when I got really pissed.



I'll shove my hand up your ass, rip out your spine, and beat your corpse with it!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:08:10 PM EST
I am an ex-SEAL that studied martial arts under the late Bruce Lee. So back off.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:10:57 PM EST
markm should be along anytime now screaming WOB
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:12:57 PM EST
I've got BDUs and I'm not afraid to put them on...
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:14:38 PM EST
"this place smells like tinkle"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:23:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
I've got BDUs and I'm not afraid to put them on...



ROFL! I dont know why but that tickled my funny bone
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:25:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
I can whip the ass of anybody on the board!



Oh yeah!? Try it and I'll shove my fist down your throat, grab your asshole, and turn you inside out!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:19:31 PM EST
But I might be able to track down pics .
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:23:36 PM EST
[SF_Chris] Well if I had too, 70 or 80 of you guys' would be dead before you knew it. Can't say just how though. You know Super Slamma Jamma Top freakin secret!!! Nighty night cupcakes!![/SF_Chris]



Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:33:02 PM EST
Don't fuck with me boy. I used to have a job kicking lions in the ass.

I'll hit you so hard that you'll starve to death before you stop rolling.

Go on and practice getting up off the ground. I'll be along in a little while.

I'll hit you with so many lefts that you'll beg me for a right.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:38:19 PM EST
I've seen Conan the Barbarian (or was that Gonad, the ball bearing?).

Twice.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:44:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
<firmly cramming tongue into cheek>

I can whip the ass of anybody on the board!




Careful making open "offers" like that on this board.

Sgtar15 and friends might come along and ask you to do just that.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:46:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By TacticalMan:
My Mom can beat up your Mom!




My ACtion Figures can kick your action figures ass!


SGat1r5
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:50:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TacticalMan:
My Mom can beat up your Mom!




My ACtion Figures can kick your action figures have been up my ass!


SGat1r5



There you go buddy! No charge for the fix.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:52:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Aviator:
Back off, or the cat gets it.....

Aviator


LOLOLOLOL!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:56:08 PM EST
My HP calculator can whip any of your guys TIs... Oh crap, wrong forum...
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:01:23 PM EST
What happen, SEC whip your butt again?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:01:26 PM EST
Foxy Brown would lay da smack down on all y'all!

Speaking of Foxy Brown...She is coming on right now!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:06:48 PM EST
My dad is an ex-Delta SEAL guy and he's taught me all the Marines most badass killing techniques and he's even lent me his M16 minigun .50cal...so you'd all better back up off me!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:09:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TacticalMan:
My Mom can beat up your Mom!




My ACtion Figures can kick your action figures have been up my ass!


SGat1r5



There you go buddy! No charge for the fix.




DOn't fuck with me or I'll make you japanease next time...


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:35:24 PM EST
I still like this one best....

Shut up or I will shove sausage down your throat and starving dogs up your ass....(forgive me if I said it wrong, I am old and my memory can't kick your memory's ass.)

MT
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:33:02 PM EST


Originally Posted By TacticalMan:
My Mom can beat up your Mom!
h.gif




proof of the above statement......
http://www.gummibearheads.com/ign/kick_owned.gif
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:36:49 PM EST
I am 6'6 and I can make Arnold CRY
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 10:41:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tallbob:
What happen, SEC whip your butt again?



Bet SEC locked Piccolo in his truck...., either that or led him through the Home Depot obstacle course again...
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