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Posted: 9/5/2004 3:16:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 3:17:04 PM EST by Orion_Shall_Rise]
god damn that was worse than my worst nightmares.....

..had old pictures... forgot to mention a few things.....



LIKE THE FACT SHE WAS PARALYZED IN ONE SIDE FROM A DISFIGURING CAR ACCIDENT


excuse me I need to break into some wiskey...



Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:17:59 PM EST
I feel sorry for her but oh god that situation is funny
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:18:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 3:21:52 PM EST by DOW]
You forgot to hit it and post pics!
Edit: I got it in first! YIPPEE!
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:18:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 3:29:57 PM EST by hielo]

Originally Posted By Orion_Shall_Rise:
god damn that was worse than my worst nightmares.....

..had old pictures... forgot to mention a few things.....



LIKE THE FACT SHE WAS PARALYZED IN ONE SIDE FROM A DISFIGURING CAR ACCIDENT


excuse me I need to break into some wiskey...




Hmmm, I take it personality doesn't matter to a stud like you?

Edited: To fix the friggin quote.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:19:23 PM EST
sure it does but so does some sense of truthfullness..... when one describes themselves as average, and decidely isnt that put a very different light on things
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:19:51 PM EST
Would she have noticed if you'd poked her in the pooper ?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:19:56 PM EST
Did she drool?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:21:03 PM EST
are you serious?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:21:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Did she drool?



Keeping an eye out for the important facts, right?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:21:33 PM EST
unfortunately....
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:22:42 PM EST
Like the Hospital assistant told the guy about to poke the comatose patient in the movie Kill Bill, "Get ready to get your Freak on!"

Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:23:03 PM EST
You tried Internet dating?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:24:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
You tried Internet dating?



yup and ive met a couple nice girls on their, just not my type (short)
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:26:36 PM EST
How long was the date? Just wondering how long you stayed around after you found out about the "false advertising"...
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:27:29 PM EST
Reading threads like this, I can only say: thank God I'm already married. There are some real lulus out there.....
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:28:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By ED_P:
Like the Hospital assistant told the guy about to poke the comatose patient in the movie Kill Bill, "Get ready to get your Freak on!"




"Bring out the Gimp!"....
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:29:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 3:35:33 PM EST by Mmanwitgun]

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Reading threads like this, I can only say: thank God I'm already married. There are some real lulus out there.....



edited since I confused you with another member, but what does lulus mean exactly?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:31:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 3:31:38 PM EST by 95thFoot]

Originally Posted By Orion_Shall_Rise:
god damn that was worse than my worst nightmares.....

..had old pictures... forgot to mention a few things.....



LIKE THE FACT SHE WAS PARALYZED IN ONE SIDE FROM A DISFIGURING CAR ACCIDENT


excuse me I need to break into some wiskey...



Well, look at it this way: if you two "hit it off", she'll be easy to buy birthday gifts for. Just get her moss for her north side.....



Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:31:07 PM EST
Maybe you just need to seek love and companionship elsewhere?

www.womenbehindbars.com/
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:31:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 3:37:58 PM EST by hielo]

Originally Posted By Orion_Shall_Rise:
sure it does but so does some sense of truthfullness..... when one describes themselves as average, and decidely isnt that put a very different light on things



You just had a differing idea of what 'average' was.

Nothing a few dates wouldn't cure. After you find out that she really isn't your cup of tea, then you can break it to her.

Or am I full of shit and know nothing of what I am talking about? I am only going by what I hope a gentleman would do for my wife or daughter.

Edited: Spelling. Argggh.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:31:47 PM EST
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalo
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:32:31 PM EST
Dude, that's something she mighta shoulda mentioned.. Sure maybe it would've knocked down her number of perspective dates obtained through meatmarket.com, but it also would have avoided "uncomfortable" situations like this.

One thing to keep in mind is that if you get a pic of a girl through a service like that and she's "ehh-average".. She's prolly about two points north of Chewbacca. People don't post their run of the mill pix when trolling for online tail, they post the one in a million frame they have of them looking like Pierce Brosnan or Cameron Diaz.

In the future, secret a vial of Syrup of Ipecac on your person for these first dates. if it turns out that bad, you can down the stuff and projectile-vomit your way out the door without seeming like a jerk. Worked for a buddy of mine, but the guy he brought his car to for detailing afterward was pretty pissed.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:33:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Maybe you just need to seek love and companionship elsewhere?

www.womenbehindbars.com/



I hear pedal steel guitars.....
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:35:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:37:01 PM EST
You have to admit its amusing!
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:40:13 PM EST
Did she show you her good side?

Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:42:13 PM EST
When you say disfiguring was it permanent disfiguring or like a stroke that she will mostly recover from?

Did you at least stay through dinner?

I mean I know it was wrong but did you at least suffer through it?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:43:27 PM EST
We need more details.

Was her name Ilene?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:45:04 PM EST
Most of yall are going directly to hell
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:47:43 PM EST
I'm betting that either passed up some very easy sex, or you got some and just aren't telling us.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:48:26 PM EST
Did you hit it or not???
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:49:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

Originally Posted By ED_P:
Like the Hospital assistant told the guy about to poke the comatose patient in the movie Kill Bill, "Get ready to get your Freak on!"




"Bring out the Gimp!"....



Don't laugh I got one of those - she did tell me she'd make me a happy millionaire with her investment philosophies.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:49:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
When you say disfiguring was it permanent disfiguring or like a stroke that she will mostly recover from?

Did you at least stay through dinner?

I mean I know it was wrong but did you at least suffer through it?



I did not enquire to the permenance of it and yes I stuck it out throught the whole thing without commenting, I am a nice guy, but theres a limit
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:50:27 PM EST
You should've got some. You KNOW a girl like that will appreciate it.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:50:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By SWS:
We need more details.

Was her name Ilene?



no
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:51:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
Did you hit it or not???



no
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:52:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Orion_Shall_Rise:

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
When you say disfiguring was it permanent disfiguring or like a stroke that she will mostly recover from?

Did you at least stay through dinner?

I mean I know it was wrong but did you at least suffer through it?



I did not enquire to the permenance of it and yes I stuck it out throught the whole thing without commenting, I am a nice guy, but theres a limit



Ok, I will give you man points for fulfilling your obligation on the date. If you had run out on the poor girl, no excuse you could have come up with would have cut the mustard.

Good job.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:52:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Did she drool?



Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:56:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Ok, I will give you man points for fulfilling your obligation on the date. If you had run out on the poor girl, no excuse you could have come up with would have cut the mustard.

Good job.



yeah I am true to my word, beyond that well see.

I said I would talk to here and I will more than that I doubt... and frankly she wasnt all that enthusiastic either so it may very well have been mutual. (or I need to work on my poker face)
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:02:37 PM EST
Yipe!
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:03:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 4:07:44 PM EST by TexasRooter]

Originally Posted By Orion_Shall_Rise:

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
When you say disfiguring was it permanent disfiguring or like a stroke that she will mostly recover from?

Did you at least stay through dinner?

I mean I know it was wrong but did you at least suffer through it?



I did not enquire to the permenance of it and yes I stuck it out throught the whole thing without commenting, I am a nice guy, but theres a limit



Dude you took the high road and are to be commended.

I said I would talk to here and I will more than that I doubt... and frankly she wasnt all that enthusiastic either so it may very well have been mutual. (or I need to work on my poker face)

Well she was nervous cause she knew she should have said somthin before hand, hell maybe this is her first date since it happened.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:14:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:

Well she was nervous cause she knew she should have said somthin before hand, hell maybe this is her first date since it happened.



Nope, definatly not it was apparently several years ago before she moved here and she was complainging about guys having used her when i was chatting with her before (in answer to all you guys saying HIT IT)
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:35:41 PM EST
I would have bugged out.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:38:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

Originally Posted By ED_P:
Like the Hospital assistant told the guy about to poke the comatose patient in the movie Kill Bill, "Get ready to get your Freak on!"




"Bring out the Gimp!"....



+1

Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:40:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By RSF45:

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

Originally Posted By ED_P:
Like the Hospital assistant told the guy about to poke the comatose patient in the movie Kill Bill, "Get ready to get your Freak on!"




"Bring out the Gimp!"....



+1




dude thats just... sooo wrong
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:41:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2004 4:54:24 PM EST by SNorman]
You guys have to realize, people who use online dating services have something about them that makes it hard to meet and date people in, you know, *real life*. (This mostly applies to women, since it's so easy to date men that to go online to meet them indicates something "not quite right").
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:45:09 PM EST
Did you throw her a sympathy fuck? Its only the right thing to do. Not to mention, it coulda been freaky...her pussy muscles could have been all whacky and she might have been really good!

There's always a first time for everything!

Was she cute atleast? Well, besides the disfigurement?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:45:40 PM EST
That is the reason I do not blind date at all...I can see me showing up and finding a buffa-rillo waiting for me...
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:57:41 PM EST
She sounds all right to me.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 5:01:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:
You guys have to realize, people who use online dating services have something about them that makes it hard to meet and date people in, you know, *real life*. (This mostly applies to women, since it's so easy to date men that to go online to meet them indicates something "not quite right").



Yup met some that have perfectly fine reasons, like working 3rd shift, they just werent my type
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 5:03:05 PM EST
This thread is no good without pictures!!
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