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Posted: 8/28/2015 9:45:13 PM EDT
Not just AWOL, vanished and never left the building...

I work in an office environment; it's a glorified cube farm about 200ft long and 50ft wide.  Production/assembly is done on site, production is slightly bigger than the office side.  It's a relatively open, clean, and very bright environment, shitload of closets, a few larger rooms, a few storage rooms, and a small finished goods/stock room.  There's also a lab area that's composed of multiple rooms and teaching areas, but as a whole it's still pretty open feeling.  Imagine a walmart with rooms/closets against two sides. The building is a suite, as in it's a huge building with other businesses within it.  There's four exits including the shipping dock, and only one fire door that will lead to a massive hallway that straddle a bunch of the different businesses.  Every single door down that hallway is locked, no one uses it or ever goes in it.  If you go out that door, you're locked out (I do all the time because there's a glorious hidden shitter down that hallway).  Also, we employ about 110 people.

I left work around 3pm.  About 5:30 my boss texts me and says "you know that kid who sits in front of xxxxx?  he's missing".  This confused the shit out of me, he's a college intern, but still an adult.  How is an adult "missing" when he's been out of work for an hour?  If he just said fuck this and went AWOL, my boss wouldn't be texting me.  The kid sits 20ft in front of me, I walk by him every time I go to/from my desk.  He's a super quiet asian kid, literally never heard him talk or interact with anyone, been there a couple months.  His boss comes over to talk to him once or twice a day, but that's it.  He only sits in our area because it was one of the only open areas left.  He's a software tester so we have zero reason to interact.  

My boss texted me back and said "He was here today, clocked in, and can only be accounted for up until 11am.  He was paged at 3pm, his cell phone and keys are on his desk, cops just went through the security cameras and he never left the building.  There's 3 cops and a detective there now.  He fucking vanished.  His car is still here, they checked his trunk, the shitters, closets, oven, etc. nothing".  The dickhead in me without skipping a beat texted back "Ho Lee Fuk, Sum Ting Wong", the instant I sent it my boss texts me "maybe xxxxx had chinese for lunch".  

Seriously, WTF.  All I know is if they don't find him by monday, people are going to anticipate finding a dead body somewhere in work and production is going to have all kinds of crazy conspiracies cooked up.  

This is now a safe thread until further notice.  Leading theory is dragons.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:49:07 PM EDT
Crazy shit!

IN!
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:49:57 PM EDT
Ceiling Asian is watching you masturbate.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:50:02 PM EDT
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Not just AWOL, vanished and never left the building...

I work in an office environment; it's a glorified cube farm about 200ft long and 50ft wide.  Production/assembly is done on site, production is slightly bigger than the office side.  It's a relatively open, clean, and very bright environment, shitload of closets, a few larger rooms, a few storage rooms, and a small finished goods/stock room.  There's also a lab area that's composed of multiple rooms and teaching areas, but as a whole it's still pretty open feeling.  Imagine a walmart with rooms/closets against two sides. The building is a suite, as in it's a huge building with other businesses within it.  There's four exits including the shipping dock, and only one fire door that will lead to a massive hallway that straddle a bunch of the different businesses.  Every single door down that hallway is locked, no one uses it or ever goes in it.  If you go out that door, you're locked out (I do all the time because there's a glorious hidden shitter down that hallway).  Also, we employ about 110 people.

I left work around 3pm.  About 5:30 my boss texts me and says "you know that kid who sits in front of xxxxx?  he's missing".  This confused the shit out of me, he's a college intern, but still an adult.  How is an adult "missing" when he's been out of work for an hour?  If he just said fuck this and went AWOL, my boss wouldn't be texting me.  The kid sits 20ft in front of me, I walk by him every time I go to/from my desk.  He's a super quiet asian kid, literally never heard him talk or interact with anyone, been there a couple months.  His boss comes over to talk to him once or twice a day, but that's it.  He only sits in our area because it was one of the only open areas left.  He's a software tester so we have zero reason to interact.  

My boss texted me back and said "He was here today, clocked in, and can only be accounted for up until 11am.  He was paged at 3pm, his cell phone and keys are on his desk, cops just went through the security cameras and he never left the building.  There's 3 cops and a detective there now.  He fucking vanished.  His car is still here, they checked his trunk, the shitters, closets, oven, etc. nothing".  The dickhead in me without skipping a beat texted back "Ho Lee Fuk, Sum Ting Wong", the instant I sent it my boss texts me "maybe xxxxx had chinese for lunch".  

Seriously, WTF.  All I know is if they don't find him by monday, people are going to anticipate finding a dead body somewhere in work and production is going to have all kinds of crazy conspiracies cooked up.  

This is now a safe thread until further notice.  Leading theory is dragons.
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This has the potential to be epic...
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:50:17 PM EDT
Day 1
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:50:24 PM EDT
Hope he's found safe



This is weird
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:50:30 PM EDT
Communist cell was activated, disguise donned, he walked out the front.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:50:56 PM EDT
Did you guys check the ceiling above the womens room?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:51:36 PM EDT
DAMN IT!!!!


in
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:51:52 PM EDT
Tag for the updates.


My intern left recently.  Cute blonde girl...did very well.  Was sad to see her go
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:52:12 PM EDT
Safe thread.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:52:36 PM EDT
Weird.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:52:42 PM EDT
Check the ceiling tiles over the womens bathroom
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:52:44 PM EDT
Don't worry the smell will lead you to his corpse.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:53:29 PM EDT
Last one like this that I remember they found the lady in the walls.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:53:32 PM EDT
Dragons?

Eta: likely
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:54:25 PM EDT
Auto erotic asphixiation?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:54:40 PM EDT
I laughed way harder than I should have at that text hahahaahhaa.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:54:58 PM EDT
In!
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:55:24 PM EDT
What sort of production? Any machines that can eat people?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:55:52 PM EDT
This mght make the news, will be looking..
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:56:06 PM EDT
Body is in the water cooling tanks, Legionnaire's Disease up next.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:56:08 PM EDT
In.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:56:51 PM EDT
Where's Waldo?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:57:28 PM EDT
So in.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:57:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:57:55 PM EDT
He's Asian?

Are you sure he didnt transform into a copier, or honda or something?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:58:12 PM EDT
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Crazy shit!

IN!
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Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:58:25 PM EDT
In on Day 1 of Safe Thread
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:58:41 PM EDT
Eventually the smell will lead you to him.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:58:49 PM EDT
Gone? Just.. gone? You may have to consider the possibly that he's a time traveler.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:58:50 PM EDT
Anyone check the elevators?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:59:06 PM EDT
This has epic potential. Any heavy machinery he could fall into?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:59:16 PM EDT
Is the building staffed over the weekend?  Is anything or anyone in it worth being a terrorist target?  Inquiring minds want to know.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 9:59:22 PM EDT
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Well....

There's a group of vietnamese in production, about 10-12.  Great workers and friendly as hell, nothing like the nerdy software asians who are unsociable.  The other day one of them came over to the kids desk to talk to him.  They spoke extremely quiet, the tone/demeaner gave off a father/son vibe.  It really caught me off guard, I don't think they're related and I've never seen them talk before.  The vietnamese NEVER venture into the office area, ever.  If the two are related, I'm sure it'd be well known.  It just struck me as really weird.  This freaking kid has probably said a grand total of 50 words to his boss in two months.


Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:00:05 PM EDT
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I was thinking dock doors.   Most production facilities I do work in have every man door covered with cams but the docking bays/doors are not--which never made sense to me.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:00:36 PM EDT
SAFEly in
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:01:04 PM EDT
How big is the HVAC vents at your work and just how tiny was the Asian Intern?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:01:31 PM EDT
Magnets
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:01:55 PM EDT
Black hole?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:01:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:02:03 PM EDT
Are you going into work now?  I mean, we need pics and everything.  I can't want until Monday.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:02:16 PM EDT
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Did you guys check the ceiling above the womens room?
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Check the ceiling tiles over the womens bathroom


I think we have a consensus on where to check!
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:02:36 PM EDT


Friends texted him they were going to Vegas. He said "fuck it, I'm foing" and he just fent.

A nice man in the parking lot had puppies in his van. He went to look on his break.

He had a diabetic episode while walking around the block on his break. EMS picked him up, but didn't know to notify you.

He was hit by a car crossing the street to get a snack. Whoever hit him didn't need the attention and just picked him up and took him away.

Chronic masturbater. Went into his usual hiding spot to do it, but this time he tried auto erotic asphyxiation.

It's a suicide. He didn't need his car, he just went off to do himself in.

Thermians needed his help to fight Gen. Sarris, so they took him on board their ship along with several other gifted IT types.
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:03:03 PM EDT
Due to instability of the quantum field, there is a more than 0 percent chance he went "somewhere else."  Or maybe "sometime else."
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:03:25 PM EDT
In on 1st page and subscribed

My guess is he hung himself in a closet somewhere or is banging the bosses wife.

Maybe he is banging the bosses wife in the ceiling tiles above the women's bathroom?
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:03:33 PM EDT
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ROR
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:04:08 PM EDT

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Friends texted him they were going to Vegas. He said "fuck it, I'm foing" and he just fent.



A nice man in the parking lot had puppies in his van. He went to look on his break.



He had a diabetic episode while walking around the block on his break. EMS picked him up, but didn't know to notify you.



He was hit by a car crossing the street to get a snack. Whoever hit him didn't need the attention and just picked him up and took him away.



Chronic masturbater. Went into his usual hiding spot to do it, but this time he tried auto erotic asphyxiation.



It's a suicide. He didn't need his car, he just went off to do himself in.



Thermians needed his help to fight Gen. Sarris, so they took him on board their ship along with several other gifted IT types.
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Someone flushed him down the toilet,those guys are pretty skinny.

 
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:04:34 PM EDT
We had this 18 or 19 year old Somali kid who had been at my company for a few months. One day he didn't show up, and a few days later his mom (who he lived with) called asking if he had shown up to work. Apparently he just vanished. A few of us joked maybe he ran off to join ISIS.
 
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:04:36 PM EDT
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Friends texted him they were going to Vegas. He said "fuck it, I'm foing" and he just fent.

A nice man in the parking lot had puppies in his van. He went to look on his break.

He had a diabetic episode while walking around the block on his break. EMS picked him up, but didn't know to notify you.

He was hit by a car crossing the street to get a snack. Whoever hit him didn't need the attention and just picked him up and took him away.

Chronic masturbater. Went into his usual hiding spot to do it, but this time he tried auto erotic asphyxiation.

It's a suicide. He didn't need his car, he just went off to do himself in.

Turing test as per Ex Machina.

Thermians needed his help to fight Gen. Sarris, so they took him on board their ship along with several other gifted IT types.
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Turing test as per Ex Machina
Link Posted: 8/28/2015 10:05:36 PM EDT
He found the glorious hidden shitter and has claimed it.
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