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Posted: 11/2/2006 8:30:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 8:35:06 AM EST by extra_ammo]
I think it would pretty funny to see what kind of insults you can post - about the person that will post after you. Not the poster above you - but the next guy in line!!

The reason it is funny is that you don't know who it will be. Its easy to insult the poster before you - but when you don't know who the next person will be....

Not to mention, how many people want to be the "next" poster??

The next poster.... recycles his skivvies!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:32:30 AM EST
The next poster's mama is so foogly, when she steps outside the wind turns around and blows the other way.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:33:11 AM EST
The person below me is a worthless pustule on the ass of society. Their scent make you beg to be locked in a closet with a constipated corpse, and their appearance recalls a tragic farming accident.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:35:56 AM EST
The next poster is so ugly, they he couldnt get a hand job by a $5 dolla hooker
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:36:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 8:36:48 AM EST by AR5000]
The person below me is a Liberal f**Kwad.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:36:51 AM EST
The poster below me votes Democrat.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:37:06 AM EST
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:37:59 AM EST
No one is currently below me to insult*.

* This statement is true as of the time I posted it. The poster will not be responsible for subsequent changes to this thread, including updates that may render this statement untrue.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:38:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 8:38:58 AM EST by fight4yourrights]
The next poster is one load their momma should have swallowed
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:38:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 8:38:53 AM EST by Cypher214]
The next poster likes to bump uglies with men while wearing Crocs.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:39:44 AM EST
The person below me is a metrosexual.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:41:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By daisywench:
The person below me is a metrosexual.

DAMN IT!! I knew it was going to end up being a female.

The person below me watches Lifetime.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:42:49 AM EST
I don't watch Lifetime, but the person below me can b'low me.

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:43:30 AM EST
The below person doesn't even own an AR.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:43:38 AM EST
The person below me thinks Kerry is a sexy intellectual who will benefit the country greatly!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:44:29 AM EST
I would have been the next posters father but the dog beat me upstairs...
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:44:42 AM EST
No thanks, but the person below me asked if they could take my place.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:45:11 AM EST

The person below me should tell the person below them that they should insult the person above them
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:45:41 AM EST
the person below me is beneath me
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:45:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:05:53 AM EST by joker1]
TPBM thinks Rosie O'donnell is hot.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:47:45 AM EST
Chickenheaded mutha!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:48:14 AM EST
TPBM does squat thrusts on a tree stump.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:48:24 AM EST

In before the person below me.

You sick bastard, you.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:48:49 AM EST
The person below me is the biggest Armchair commando on ARFcom.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:49:25 AM EST
The person beneath me is living proof early man had sexual relations with animals
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:49:44 AM EST
The person below me as a mucus encrusted weasel fornicator.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:52:58 AM EST
Your clothes smell like sour milk and your house smells like beef stew.

oh yea: Times infinity plus ten, and im rubber and you are glue
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:53:09 AM EST
its true
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:53:49 AM EST

The person below me as a mucus encrusted weasel fornicator.

The person below me is just jealous because he can't even get a date with a mucus-encrusted weasel.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:54:20 AM EST
The person below me would be stupid enough to post in this thread, wait a minute, DOHHH....
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:54:46 AM EST

the person below me can't get a date with a "chicken head"!!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:58:13 AM EST
I took this picture of the poster below me:

Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:58:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:00:42 AM EST by Alien]
The person below me wears crocs.

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
I took this picture of the poster below me:

What's wrong with that? I was choking! That fine man offered to help! He was very friendly!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:59:15 AM EST
Hey look it's John Kerry
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 8:59:17 AM EST
Wow nice ripoff of the other threa. I doubt anyone makes it to 100 pages.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:00:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:00:35 AM EST by walrus]
The person below me is Cindy Sheehan.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:00:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:01:04 AM EST by ScaryBlackGuns]
The person above me is an idiot.

The person below me is even dumber.

ETA -- Damn you Walrus
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:01:35 AM EST
The next person carries around a stinkpickle from hillery in his pocket.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:02:36 AM EST
The person below me wants Clinton back in office.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:03:25 AM EST
The guy below me is dumber than deep-fried ice cubes...
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:04:48 AM EST
The person below me was tombstoned from DU for being "too far left."
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:06:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:08:03 AM EST by Schulze]
The person below me voted for Hillary in '08

edit: It doesn't hurt so much when it come from someone dumber than deep fried ice cubes.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:07:38 AM EST
TPBM is a jerky peddler.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:08:15 AM EST
The person below me thinks Schulze voted for Hillary also.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:08:20 AM EST
The next person is a sperm burping snausage queen!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:09:46 AM EST
Next person couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of $50's!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:11:58 AM EST
The person below me Tapco-fucked an SKS and has been trying to sell it in on Gunbroker for $2000 for the last 2 years.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:12:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:14:24 AM EST by Torf]
^^^ I sold two others to the freaks on DU!

vvv extra-ammo has a penis fixation.
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:13:07 AM EST
the person below me lost their virginity in the boy's locker room in high school!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:13:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2006 9:14:52 AM EST by luger355]
thinks star trek tng is way better than tog
Link Posted: 11/2/2006 9:14:16 AM EST
You are so ugly couldn't do a threesome with Janet Reno and Madeline Albright
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