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Posted: 8/23/2017 1:20:03 AM EDT
Seriously this sucks.  Photoshop someones photo... those are best
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:21:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:22:48 AM EDT
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Nice... Is your wife blonde?
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:23:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:25:14 AM EDT
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Oh, i like that.  Near lol...probably a true atory
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:26:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:27:24 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed fifty people - then it exploded.
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All right all right all right
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:29:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:29:25 AM EDT
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Do you know why the streets of Paris are treelined?

The Germans like to march in the shade...
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:29:56 AM EDT
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The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Aww yeah!
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:36:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 1:47:19 AM EDT
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I got nothing for ya, except I share your condition.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 2:12:05 AM EDT
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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against him and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 2:14:07 AM EDT
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.













Okay, I'm out.
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 I like that one
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 2:21:02 AM EDT
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Some funny.

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Some awesome.

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Some funny and awesome.

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And just to blow your mind clear out to Saturn.

Incidentally OP, where is FM?
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:54:36 AM EDT
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Nice!
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:39:20 AM EDT
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Well looky there almost 4 hours sleep and dry sheets.  Thanks team
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