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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:09:22 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:12:59 AM EDT
She's pregnant and has an IUD.  It's a miracle!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:13:29 AM EDT
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I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:16:35 AM EDT
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I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters.


Nailed it.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:16:44 AM EDT
I made a pancake that looked like Jesus once.  I considered putting it on ebay and calling the local news.

However, I wanted the Holy Spirit inside of me, so I gobbled it down.
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OmG....too much coffee, not enough desk space....
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Typical GD azzhattery I've come to love.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:19:54 AM EDT
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Amen.
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Fucking Gold my man, Pure Gold.

And Frankensense and Mur
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:21:41 AM EDT
Probably will be still-born. Then 3 days later, BLAMO!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:22:48 AM EDT
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Gotcha beat there, I had an image of Jesus show up on a nasty ass shower curtain. Wrote a funny description and put it up on eBay. Sold for $20!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:24:23 AM EDT
Tranny thread.
























She's got wood
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:25:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:30:19 AM EDT
Keep this up and the Anti Christ just may let you polish his shoes...

Keep up the work
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Oh man, I'm going to hell.



 


Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:39:05 AM EDT
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I would recommend the C-section, because crowning a crown of thorns.    
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Zombie Baby Jesus?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 9:55:22 AM EDT
Ricky Bobby would be so proud!
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That happened to my wife.  The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed.  Our daughter was very much unexpected.
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That happened to my wife.  The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed.  Our daughter was very much unexpected.


Are you REALLY sure that the daughter is your wife's??








































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May you both be forgiven..........for you know not what you have done.
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 10:28:13 AM EDT
If it was a shotgun instead of a cross I might be inclined to believe it.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 10:38:25 AM EDT
Why is it that every time someone sees a cross in something, it is assumed to be Jesus and not some other schmuck that was crucified around the same time.  The chance of it being Jesus has to be one in several thousand.
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Nobody wrote a book about any of those schmucks coming back.
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She's pregnant and has an IUD.  It's a miracle!


That happened to my wife.  The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed.  Our daughter was very much unexpected.




"About a year ago, my girlfriend was on the pill, wearing a diaphragm, and an IUD all at once.

Recently, she had a baby.  The baby was born wearing armor." --Steven Wright

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Jesus wept.






Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:52:44 AM EDT
Reminds me for some reason of the self diddling scene in "The Exorcist."
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:54:06 AM EDT
Jesus Christ!

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Jesus wept.




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Jesus wept.






while laughing uncontrollably.  A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping.

You're god, for god's sake.  lighten up already.

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:58:48 AM EDT
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while laughing uncontrollably.  A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping.

You're god, for god's sake.  lighten up already.

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Jesus wept.






while laughing uncontrollably.  A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping.

You're god, for god's sake.  lighten up already.


I truly believe that God has a great sense of humor.
Why else would He give a man 2 heads, but only enough blood to think coherently with just one at a time?
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Jesus wept.




while laughing uncontrollably.  A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping.



You're god, for god's sake.  lighten up already.







 



Nailed it, Jesus wept.......







What woosh you heard was the joke going over your head.
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Jesus wept.







This thread delivers.
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I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters.
It would be a miracle if she didn't.

 
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:58:59 AM EDT
I love this state, but damn if we ain't got a lot of Florida north stuff going on lately
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 10:00:18 AM EDT
Yesterday I heard Indiana referred to as "The Mississippi of the North" on FM Broadcast Radio.

(I was born there, and lived there until I was thirteen years old.)
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Then she must be a pseudo god
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