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Posted: 8/16/2005 7:33:10 PM EDT
Suddenly, one of my favorite pairs of skivvy drawers has turned on me. They're just barely broken in - only a few small holes, and some of the elastic is still even there. But walking around today, I was constantly having to pull them out of my crack. People were probably looking at me and saying "Look, honey, that poor man has worms."

I feel as if I've been betrayed by one of my best old friends.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:34:17 PM EDT
I had some Star Trek underwear. Flys around your anus and wipes out klingons.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 7:37:26 PM EDT
theres something wrong with you
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:17:39 AM EDT
I feel like I should say goodbye to my old friend in an appropriate and respectful way, even if they did turn on me in the end. Years and years of faithful service should outweigh one day of indiscretion. Maybe I should invite some people over and say a few words at a cremation ceremony.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 4:55:56 AM EDT
I didn't need to read that.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:36:11 AM EDT
One of my pair of underwear has 36 holes in it + the pee hole. I actually counted them, how sad is that? There are two 4 inch long holes along each side where I pull them up and I can pull them up with the elastic band like a handle.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:46:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
One of my pair of underwear has 36 holes in it + the pee hole. I actually counted them, how sad is that? There are two 4 inch long holes along each side where I pull them up and I can pull them up with the elastic band like a handle.



"Like a handle"???





Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:10:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
One of my pair of underwear has 36 holes in it + the pee hole. I actually counted them, how sad is that? There are two 4 inch long holes along each side where I pull them up and I can pull them up with the elastic band like a handle.



That's not just underwear - it's a family heirloom.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:11:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
I feel like I should say goodbye to my old friend in an appropriate and respectful way, even if they did turn on me in the end. Years and years of faithful service should outweigh one day of indiscretion. Maybe I should invite some people over and say a few words at a cremation ceremony.



Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:23:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:35:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
People were probably looking at me and saying "Look, honey, that poor man has worms."






My grandfather still wears underwear that he must have had during the depression.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:46:16 AM EDT
turd underpants funeral
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:53:38 AM EDT
You got fat.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:04:36 PM EDT
Why hasn't anyone demanded that I post pics yet?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:05:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Why hasn't anyone demanded that I post pics yet?



Most of the pics you post suck.


btw, house was nice though.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:07:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Suddenly, one of my favorite pairs of skivvy drawers has turned on me. They're just barely broken in - only a few small holes, and some of the elastic is still even there. But walking around today, I was constantly having to pull them out of my crack. People were probably looking at me and saying "Look, honey, that poor man has worms."

I feel as if I've been betrayed by one of my best old friends.



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

My girlfriend threw my underwear out when the holes got big enough for my balls to get tangled in...nearly got gangrenous after sleeeping hard one night.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:22:15 PM EDT
Cause most of us guys are too lazy(me included!) to shop for underwear,and/or would rather check out the DVD/automotive/electronics section at WallyWorld!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:33:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MattyMattel:
Cause most of us guys are too lazy(me included!) to shop for underwear,and/or would rather check out the DVD/automotive/electronics section at WallyWorld!



+1 Mine look like loin cloths...ragged and spotty, but oh so comfortable
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:14:49 PM EDT
I don't know if I'm ready to commit to another pair so soon. I may have to go commando for a while, until I go through the grieving process and get my head together again.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:17:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
I don't know if I'm ready to commit to another pair so soon. I may have to go commando for a while, until I go through the grieving process and get my head together again.



Nothing like going HSLD
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:21:14 PM EDT
We don't need no pics of the drawers because there might be 'skid marks' on them!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:25:19 PM EDT
every pair I got is "Nden" underwear, except when I'm feeling tatical, and go commando.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:33:53 PM EDT
[Garth]It's like a new pair of underwear. It's constrictive at first, but gradually, it becomes a part of you. [/Garth]
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 6:48:08 PM EDT
NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT!!!.. its the safest thing to do!

colt!
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