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Posted: 9/28/2004 7:33:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:33:58 PM EST by clean_cut]
If you were indestructable for one week (seven days exactly), what would you do?

This means you cannot be killed or maimed (no loss of limbs). You will also be immune to all laws - local or international. Seven days is not a long time, so what you do with that if you got it. Go after criminals on the street? Take down the mob?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:34:12 PM EST
It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:34:20 PM EST
I wouldnt be here typing that is for sure
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:35:22 PM EST
I'd chill out in the girls locker room at the local college. Why would you spend 7 days making enemies of people whoa re going to kill you after that one week?? Dumasses, GO GET LAID.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:35:25 PM EST
Hookers and blow. What else?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:37:00 PM EST
Skydive from space
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:37:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By sae057:
Skydive from space




Without a chute.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:38:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
If you were indestructable for one week (seven days exactly), what would you do?

This means you cannot be killed or maimed (no loss of limbs). You will also be immune to all laws - local or international. Seven days is not a long time, so what you do with that if you got it. Go after criminals on the street? Take down the mob?



Don't know, but it would involve making LARGE amounts of money...

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:38:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.



I wouldn't start there, but i would try to end there.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:40:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:40:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:42:18 PM EST by JSteensen]
Skydive...from space...without a chute...holding a left over Soviet nuke from orbit...into...Fallujah.

Then wash, rinse and repeat for each city that gives us troubles.

John

Oh yes....settle a few scores with cheating girlfriend's boyfriends.

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:41:08 PM EST
I would hunt you down and kill you.



SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:41:38 PM EST
Going to make a few dollars and get back at some people.

Have to get a camera for that.

I also always wanted to play chicken with a train.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:42:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:44:48 PM EST
catch up on some sleep......
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:47:04 PM EST
i would be on the first plane to the mid-east for a 4 or 5 country tour
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:49:27 PM EST
I might have to do the Middle East Chainsaw Massacure
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:59:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
It would involve a Mosque in Najaf and lots and lots of martyrs.



In case you missed it, C_J, they GAVE UP, and no longer occupy the mosque...

We won...

WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building...
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:01:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I would hunt you down and kill you.



SGatr15

Maybe I couldn't do anything to you, but I could keep your dolls hostage...




That's low brother...real low...


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:01:46 PM EST
My packing bill would go WAY down.

Actually, I have a lot of friends in the sandbox. I'd go help them.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:02:47 PM EST
Someone's been watching "Ground Hog Day"!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:03:06 PM EST

WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building...


We was robbed!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:03:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By lippo:
Someone's been watching "Ground Hog Day"!




If you mean me, no I haven't seen it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:05:25 PM EST
I'd be a walking, breathing target designator in Iraq.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:09:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

WITHOUT killing them all & leveling the building...


We was robbed!



Nah, we accomplished the objective (retaking the mozque) without pissing off the locals & ensuring we come home in disgrace...

Alot of people on our side over there, alot of those who were fighting on our side, consider that mosque sacred as well... People we don't want to piss off, people who will be critical to the success of a democratic Iraq, you see...

Have a little strategic vision, man... Beyond just killing people for the hell of it...
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:10:40 PM EST
I would jump into the ocean and go all the way to the bottom...dont know why, but I would get a kick out of it.

Then I would rob every fucking bank I could find.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:12:20 PM EST
Oh man, I need a week to think about this one.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:20:12 PM EST
screw going after the mob or terrorists....

i'm goin after the druggies. why? money and guns. they can keep their drugs....i'll just be taking their money and guns.


And I'm not talking about the small peons here....central america here I come!


Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:21:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
screw going after the mob or terrorists....

i'm goin after the druggies. why? money and guns. they can keep their drugs....i'll just be taking their money and guns.


And I'm not talking about the small peons here....central america here I come!






I bet the Columbian drug cartels would yield a lot of booty.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:23:32 PM EST
I'd go skydiving without a parachute, just to see how high I'd bounce.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:24:02 PM EST
I would be making my middle east tour.

Monday-Iraq
Tuesday-Iran
Wednesday-Syra, Saudi Arabia
Thursday-Afghanistan
Friday, Saturday, Sunday-France, France and then France again
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:27:09 PM EST
Turn Fallujah, Basra, Sadr City, Mosul, An Naseriyah, Syria, and Iran into parking lots.

Dressed as a Pig.



If I had any time leftover I would pay North Korea a visit.

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:27:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 8:28:18 PM EST by jdovell]
I would make millions selling my workout secrets to the US military. How to make yourself indestuctable in 10 easy steps. People would line up for me to be their personal trainer.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:30:11 PM EST
No one wants to clean up the drug dealers or gangstas in our inner cities?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:33:42 PM EST
MIDDLE EAST.


draw your own conclusions
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:40:31 PM EST
I'd go for public enemy #1...the
IRS
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:52:34 PM EST
Id go for a ride courtesy of a navy battle ship cannon. Maybe a ride on a tomahawk.


OH OH OH I KNOW! I'd slim Pickins a bomb down on Pyongyang.

Then off to the sand box with a truck full of pigs and twice as much explosives.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:07:46 AM EST
HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!

I would tape myself:

playing in traffic
drinking burning gasoline
playing in burning gasoline
eating nails
shooting myself
...repeatedly
...out of a homemade cannon
...into a brick wall.

Steve-O would have NOTHING on me (for a week, anyway). Sell the videos for LOTS of money.


Would it still hurt?


BTW, there was a character who had this ability (sort of - he actually healed very quickly from any injury) from a VERY bizarre late 60's show...

www.captainscarlet.tv/frameset.asp

Sgtar15 would love it - action figures being used to make movies.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:13:53 AM EST
Plane ticket.
Iraq.

Lots of dead people.

Any questions?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:16:03 AM EST
Get into a few ultimate fighting matches
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:23:59 AM EST
I would go home and tell Mrs. Wedge that I am getting that aimpoint that I want and both a Benelli m-1 tactical, and Rem. 700. w/ a Leopold scope. And there is nothing she can do to stop me because I am indestructable.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:25:47 AM EST
Indestructable ISN"T unstoppable.


4 guys could easily muscle you down, and lock you up.


Walking into the White House would be fun
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:28:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
i would be on the first plane to the mid-east for a 4 or 5 country tour




Yup. With a flame thrower. And a gun. A big gun.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:30:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:31:15 AM EST
I would "streak" through 7 of the nastiest, crime-ridden neighborhoods in America. For 16 hours every day, I would just ride around naked on a bike, hurling insults to everyone I saw, beating up drug-dealers and gangsters. And I'd make a bazillion off of the video.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:38:21 AM EST
I would go after a certain person in California who's been giving us a lot of trouble the past ten years or so......
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:44:43 AM EST
I'd replace a water pump on a Honda Accord. I've never been able to do that without drawing blood. It'd be kewl.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:45:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:47:45 AM EST
I have a LIST!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:51:27 AM EST
I won't say.

You could all read about it in the news later that week.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:51:33 AM EST
"I bet you 20$ that i can jump off this 20 story building without dieing"
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