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Posted: 3/7/2015 9:42:14 PM EDT
...and you see this. Next move?

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Hit the gas and kiss my ass goodbye.
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Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:47:18 PM EDT
fpni
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Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:48:05 PM EDT
Scream, "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!"
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:48:25 PM EDT
I would bitch slap the socialist fuck
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:48:55 PM EDT
Pee myself
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:49:31 PM EDT
Ask if he has any grey poupon.

Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:49:42 PM EDT
"Hey Arnie. How have you been? It's been a while."
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Hasta la vista, baby!
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Boom headshot
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Punch it
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ZQI to the dome ahahah
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That's pretty funny.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:24:59 PM EDT
It's not a tumor
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Tell him I am not Sullie

Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:38:40 PM EDT
Mr. Governor, does that have laser sighting?
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:41:48 PM EDT
I was cruisin in my stingray late one night
when a XKE pulled up on my right....




Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:43:27 PM EDT
Ask him if He'll be back
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First &/or second post possibly nailed it...
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I carry a 10mm I can handle it!!!LOL
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:48:58 PM EDT
On my driver side: I would smear Nutella on my window with a plastic banana. (can't remember who to attribute that to, maybe someone on the 147.435 repeater in LA)
On my passenger side: I would take the banana, dip it in my Nutella jar, and lick it seductively.
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I didn't expect a Better Off Dead reference today. Now I must watch the movie.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:22:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BiggiBen:
I was cruisin in my stingray late one night
when a XKE pulled up on my right....




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Lol..

We both poped the clutch when the light turned green..

You should have heard the sound from my screamin machine..
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I do that at work to people all the time.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:32:50 PM EDT
Ask if he know the way to Sarah Conner's house.
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I'm going to do that tomorrow
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:43:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I'm going to do that tomorrow
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
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I'm going to do that tomorrow


take video
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:44:11 PM EDT
Shoot him in the face with M855 out of my AR pistol with a Sig brace.
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Originally Posted By hotrod_sxty8:
fpni


Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:27:30 AM EDT
"What in the fuck is a "Chinese" downhill?"
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take video
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Originally Posted By OptionZero:
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I'm going to do that tomorrow


take video

Don't forget to post it here!
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:32:51 AM EDT
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"Did you hear that Sarah Conner is having dinner at the White House tonight?" And drive away.

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/thread
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I flash my RIA .38 with electrical tape grip. What other option is there?
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:07:49 AM EDT
Can I get an autograph?

Assuming we're talking Schwarzenneger.

If we're talking Terminator, drive like a drug runner getting away from the cops. Fuck public safety, I'm out for me safety.
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Punch the gas, take the next two left turns.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:34:29 AM EDT
Push down on the clutch and start revving the engine.
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[Last Edit: 3/8/2015 1:47:41 AM EDT by 6winchester2]
Ask if he has any Grey Poupon.

ETA: Beat like a rented mule again.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 2:02:35 AM EDT
Activate my side flamer thrower to keep squares away from my pimp ride.

Link Posted: 3/8/2015 2:05:18 AM EDT
immediately depress the acceleratrix
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Make eye contact, move hand slowly up and down like Im jacking off
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FPNI.
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