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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:26:40 AM EDT
Come again??
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:29:01 AM EDT
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:34:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2015 7:37:52 AM EDT by scotchymcdrinkerbean]
Originally Posted By ZacSquatch:
Come again??
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He's a stubborn bastard. He said he's got to look after his mum.



ETA:  I failed.  Wrong scene at first.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:38:52 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:





We've *lost* Gorgeous George.
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Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:



Originally Posted By ZacSquatch:

Come again??


We've *lost* Gorgeous George.
Well where'd you lose him...He isn't a set of fucking car keys is he?

 
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:39:34 AM EDT
Oh well fuck me, does your lady friend 'ave a voice? Put a muzzle on 'er Turkish before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten now, do you sweetheart?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:40:24 AM EDT
How long on them sausages, Charlie?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:40:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2015 7:41:02 AM EDT by Voland]
It was two minutes five minutes ago.

Oh. And the obligatory...Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

V
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:44:15 AM EDT
I'm sweet enough.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:46:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CBags04:
Well where'd you lose him...He isn't a set of fucking car keys is he?  
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Originally Posted By CBags04:
Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:
Originally Posted By ZacSquatch:
Come again??

We've *lost* Gorgeous George.
Well where'd you lose him...He isn't a set of fucking car keys is he?  


Its not as if he is inconfuckingspicous
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:46:57 AM EDT
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:47:21 AM EDT
That six pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 7:55:59 AM EDT
[Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:05:11 AM EDT
You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!!





*cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..*
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:07:01 AM EDT
One of the top 3 movies of all time. (Shocking?)
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:08:50 AM EDT
You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:19:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ironhandjohn:
You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!!





*cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..*
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No, he cut his hand/fingers, not his Jacobs.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:19:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2015 8:21:16 AM EDT by AnimalM0ther]
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
  What the fuck are you doing, Ton?

I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:31:18 AM EDT
I say the hair is fucked.
Propper fucked?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:31:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2015 8:32:05 AM EDT by Loremsk]
Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:37:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CarterPewterschmidt:
I say the hare is fucked.
Proper fucked?
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For Fucks Sake.

Link Posted: 9/3/2015 8:39:20 AM EDT
Where is the stoo-one?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:39:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:


No, he cut his hand/fingers, not his Jacobs.
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Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:
Originally Posted By Ironhandjohn:
You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!!





*cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..*


No, he cut his hand/fingers, not his Jacobs.



I thought the blood on his hands was from the cut/stab Brick Top gave to the aforementioned Jacobs. Hence the look of shock/surprise/pain from the younger guy.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:44:53 PM EDT
I could park a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there!
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:46:22 PM EDT
You like dags?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:48:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:48:57 PM EDT
Brick Top was the best movie villain to come down the pike in years.



Just. Plain. Mean.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:49:08 PM EDT
Be wary of any man, who keeps a pig farm.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:07:35 PM EDT
Its a 2 ton truck Tyrone, not a fucking pack of peanuts
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:09:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2015 10:13:13 PM EDT by Tacoma721]
I fucking hate pikeys


Brad Pitt is an amazing actor. Fight Club and Snatch are incredible movies.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:11:33 PM EDT
Mine says Desert Eagle five point oh.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:21:06 PM EDT
I fuckin' 'ate pikeys.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:22:24 PM EDT
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:23:19 PM EDT
Periwinkle blue
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:25:23 PM EDT
Yeah, Dad... You told us.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 10:30:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DJ_Skinny:
Mine says Desert Eagle five point oh.
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POINT five O
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 11:19:38 PM EDT
You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 11:27:18 PM EDT
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 11:30:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tactical221:
Periwinkle blue
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Link Posted: 9/3/2015 11:42:15 PM EDT
Look in the dog Tony.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 3:21:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TomCat0197:
You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
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Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend desert eagle point five oh.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 6:24:54 AM EDT
Weight is a sign of reliability
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 6:43:17 AM EDT
Itsfermemah.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 6:50:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 7:13:50 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bradders:


Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs?
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Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By Ironhandjohn:
You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!!





*cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..*


Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs?


cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 7:17:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 7:37:10 AM EDT
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Bullet Tooth Tony: What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Fuck you!
[Tony shoots him twice, then turns to Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Where's the case?
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Uhhh, you piece of crap...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss, Boris.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [reaching for his gun] I show you...
[Tony shoots him four more times]
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Fuck you!
[a seventh time]
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Almost had it...
Bullet Tooth Tony: For fuck's sake...
[Takes careful aim and shoots Boris one more time; looks down at Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Contempt] Fuck you, an' all.
[Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that he has run out of ammunition]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Exasperated] You lucky bastard!
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 7:42:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bradders:


Nope, here's your clue

http://www.aussieproducts.com/images/BFCC20.gif
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Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By Sylvan:
Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By Ironhandjohn:
You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!!





*cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..*


Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs?


cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it.


Nope, here's your clue

http://www.aussieproducts.com/images/BFCC20.gif


still lost.

fucking limey fruits.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 7:52:54 AM EDT
Take pity and fill in this po' ol' blighter. Evidently I aven't seen this movie.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 7:53:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 8:00:54 AM EDT
?????

seriously fucking lost here.

tally whacker?

I don't speak brit.
Link Posted: 9/4/2015 8:09:41 AM EDT
Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.


So many funny ass scenes in that movie that literally have me crying and gasping for breath.
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