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Posted: 1/7/2012 2:41:46 PM EDT
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"


My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."


oops.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:43:22 PM EDT
If it's only for one night, I say worth it.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:45:04 PM EDT
This will count strokes for you. More is better.

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:46:16 PM EDT
And that's when the fight started.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:46:34 PM EDT
And we're off the rails already....
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:48:38 PM EDT
At least your doghouse has wi-fi.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:49:34 PM EDT
wait, that got you put in the doghouse?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:51:05 PM EDT
WTF. Don't make her sleep on the couch for that.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 2:57:01 PM EDT
Don't worry due to your lack of a spine the couch won't be too uncomfortable.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:08:12 PM EDT

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:09:45 PM EDT
Step 1. Take pants off wife

Step 2. Wear pants.

Step 3. Man.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:11:24 PM EDT
If that is all it takes to put you on the couch, your bar is way too low.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:11:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bhart89:
At least your doghouse has wi-fi.


You must have mis-heard. It was fi-fi

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:13:41 PM EDT
i dont get it
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:15:45 PM EDT
I can't see what there would make her mad, but since she's already mad at you... Tell her to make you a sandwich and bring it to you on the couch, along with a cold drink. Then post her reply here.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:17:19 PM EDT
I don't sleep on the couch. Ever. And my wife is welcome to rest or sleep anywhere she wants to in the house. But she has to be in bed with me when I wake up.

I decided when I got married that there was no other option besides to sleep in the same bed if you want to keep the marriage.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:18:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it

Yeah...not seeing what was to get mad about.

Granted...my wife's the queen of gettin mad at nothing...so who I am to question it...
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:20:11 PM EDT
Go on like nothing's wrong. Show her you don't give a fuck. Only way to get your balls back.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:24:28 PM EDT
You got sent to the couch for that??
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:26:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mugzilla:
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"


My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."


oops.


Really? That's pretty sad if she treats you like a doormat like that.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:29:56 PM EDT
Still not seeing BOTD pics of the wife. I mean if you're already in the doghouse, go big or go home over to your neighbors and spy on them.
-SS
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rollingtrouble13:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4895/128899363034080615.jpg


That pic makes no sense.
"Dry, watery eyes..."?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2012 3:34:33 PM EDT by VoodooChile]
Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it



Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime

ETA: I work with a guy named Ike Turner...do I need to send him over?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:27 PM EDT
I don't get it
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it



Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime


The OP insinuated that the extra 30% brain damage already existed in femalians, but was undiagnosed and considered normal.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:36:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2012 3:36:54 PM EDT by dsteelman]
Originally Posted By Texas_Sig:
Originally Posted By Mugzilla:
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"


My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."


oops.


Really? That's pretty sad if she treats you like a doormat like that.


I must be slow tonight, I dont see the smartassery in that response.

Now if you would have said, "meh the womenfolk should thank men for the extra strokes " I can see you getting the .

And no I wouldnt sleep on the couch ever. Fuck that , my bed , Im sleeping in it

ETA: Ahhh.... still not sleeping on the couch
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:37:35 PM EDT
Looks like the strokes on you. I'll be here all night, try the ham.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:38:49 PM EDT
You probably jest...


However, if true, you need to man the fuck up and tell her that she can sit her happy ass on the couch.
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:40:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2012 3:50:16 PM EDT by VoodooChile]
Originally Posted By Ohio:
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it



Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime


The OP insinuated that the extra 30% brain damage already existed in femalians, but was undiagnosed and considered normal.



Ahhhhhhhh......... OK.......this whole thing has a "that time of the month" feel to it
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:42:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chadthirty:
Looks like the strokes on you. I'll be here all night, try the ham.


Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:43:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Originally Posted By Texas_Sig:
Originally Posted By Mugzilla:
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"


My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."


oops.


Really? That's pretty sad if she treats you like a doormat like that.


I must be slow tonight, I dont see the smartassery in that response.

Now if you would have said, "meh the womenfolk should thank men for the extra strokes " I can see you getting the .

And no I wouldnt sleep on the couch ever. Fuck that , my bed , Im sleeping in it

ETA: Ahhh.... still not sleeping on the couch


I think he might have meant women act like they have strokes to begin with.

He messed up!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:45:19 PM EDT
Just thought of something......where the fuck are the pics?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:49:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it



Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime

ETA: I work with a guy named Ike Turner...do I need to send him over?



LOL, I remember the old SNL sketch that featured a book authored by Ike..."Womens Be Thinkin' Too Much!".

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:50:27 PM EDT
wow I didn't get it at all so I ran it past the wife and she said "that's mean" i still don't get it. what the hell is wrong with that response?
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:52:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By m200maker:
wow I didn't get it at all so I ran it past the wife and she said "that's mean" i still don't get it. what the hell is wrong with that response?


I think your wife and the OPs wife might have similar "cycles"
Link Posted: 1/7/2012 3:57:14 PM EDT
I don't know what's funnier, the OP's quip to the wife or that so many here don't or didn't get it. Whoooosh!

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:04:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it

Neither will he.

Link Posted: 1/7/2012 6:12:51 PM EDT
Put me in with the group that does not get it.
Link Posted: 1/8/2012 4:21:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ohio:
Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Originally Posted By Plasteredtex:
i dont get it



Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime


The OP insinuated that the extra 30% brain damage already existed in femalians, but was undiagnosed and considered normal.


Bingo. I thought it was pretty easy to figure out.

And "Sleeping on the couch" is a metaphor.

Link Posted: 1/8/2012 4:57:41 AM EDT
I was almost on the couch last night too, but it was flatulence related
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