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Posted: 9/30/2005 5:31:55 PM EDT
Im afraid ive waited to long to evacuate I dont think i could make it to Georgie before midnight, and then i'd be to scared to drive(I could get in a dispute and killed-although ive never been involved in a driving dispute, but the world will change in FL at the stroke of midnight!) Im freaking out right now, and i cant think straight! I even heard their changing it to the Bloodshine State ! According to the new law passed by these heartless cowboys, if I try to assault someone, they could do something BACK! WTF is this [tourrettes guy] BULL-SHIT[/tourrettes guy]? What ever happened to the protection of those that pick and choose laws to follow? This "people can take care of situations themeselves" attitude is not the way America should go! They should be cracking down on REAL crime, like the gunshow loophole!

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Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:35:02 PM EDT
Coke, it's not just a beverage.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:36:10 PM EDT
IBTE (In Before The Explanation)

WTF?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:37:27 PM EDT
Don't worry, the liberals will make sure there is blood in the streets.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:37:33 PM EDT
Throw your brains in a hurricane until you figure paragraphs out, dammit.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:38:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 5:39:40 PM EDT by CS223]
2.5 hours until I raise a toast to freedom!!!



It's a Florida Thing! WOOT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:38:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
Coke, it's not just a beverage.



I'll stick with my Pepsi thanks

Taffy
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:39:26 PM EDT
w00t!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:39:29 PM EDT
WTF?!?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:39:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
IBTE (In Before The Explanation)

WTF?



FL's laws are getting better at midnight. Demo's are doing an anti Florida compaign. I think I'm gonna start visiting there now.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:39:56 PM EDT
Only a few hours left to midnight!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:40:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
IBTE (In Before The Explanation)

WTF?



Florida self defense law change takes effect.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:40:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Im afraid ive waited to long to evacuate I dont think i could make it to Georgie before midnight, and then i'd be to scared to drive(I could get in a dispute and killed-although ive never been involved in a driving dispute, but the world will change in FL at the stroke of midnight!) Im freaking out right now, and i cant think straight! I even heard their changing it to the Bloodshine State ! According to the new law passed by these heartless cowboys, if I try to assault someone, they could do something BACK! WTF is this [tourrettes guy] BULL-SHIT[/tourrettes guy]? What ever happened to the protection of those that pick and choose laws to follow? This "people can take care of situations themeselves" attitude is not the way America should go! They should be cracking down on REAL crime, like the gunshow loophole!





Don't worry . . . just make certain that you have the biggest caliber in the room and you cannot go wrong.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:40:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 5:41:42 PM EDT by nationwide]
Ok, I get it now...

Florida's new "The penalty for criminal stupidity is DEATH" law goes into effect!

ETA: Specop_007, ya beat me by 18 seconds!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:43:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 5:44:58 PM EDT by Flyn_Bryan]
British tourist have been warned


http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=2014492005

Florida tourists warned that locals could shoot them

ALASTAIR JAMIESON

IT IS Britain's most popular transatlantic holiday destination, attracting more than 1.5 million visitors a year with its sun-drenched beaches, theme parks and wildlife.

But Florida's £30 billion tourism industry is under threat from a campaign launched by a gun-control group which warns visitors they could be killed.

A series of alarming adverts, to be placed in British newspapers, warns potential tourists about a new law allowing gun owners to shoot anyone they believe threatens their safety.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 5:58:57 PM EDT
LOL, i was bored, and felt like making fun of the Brady Campaign for Communism.

Hopefully other states will follow our lead.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:00:13 PM EDT
Don't smoke meth and post....
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:05:35 PM EDT
I like the sound of that, The Bloodshine State,
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:07:33 PM EDT
Hope you feel better tomorrow.

Danny
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:10:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Hope you feel better tomorrow.

Danny



You're just jealous you dont live in FL now....
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:12:21 PM EDT
SteyrAUG reporting in armed and ready to engage.

And counting.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:13:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Hope you feel better tomorrow.

Danny



You're just jealous you dont live in FL now....



That's true, it was cold here this morning.

Danny
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:13:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
SteyrAUG reporting in armed and ready to engage.

And counting.



Lock'n'Load Steyr, Lock'n'Load
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:17:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 6:27:33 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]

Originally Posted By 1BMF:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
SteyrAUG reporting in armed and ready to engage.

And counting.



Lock'n'Load Steyr, Lock'n'Load



Locked and loaded.

Scanning for targets to engage.

We are green light in 1:43:00

ETA: I'm not sure I like the looks of those teenagers in the baggy pants at the end of the street.

Might have to take a walk at 12:01.

Decisions, decisions...

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:28:01 PM EDT
Some of us are in CDT. The mayhem won't start here for an hour later.

The streets will run with the blood of the children. Oh the children. Why won't anyone think of the children.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:31:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zer04evr:
I like the sound of that, The Bloodshine State,



Bullets destroying oranges, the new state symbol.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:40:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:13:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Im afraid ive waited to long to evacuate I dont think i could make it to Georgie before midnight, and then i'd be to scared to drive(I could get in a dispute and killed-although ive never been involved in a driving dispute, but the world will change in FL at the stroke of midnight!) Im freaking out right now, and i cant think straight! I even heard their changing it to the Bloodshine State ! According to the new law passed by these heartless cowboys, if I try to assault someone, they could do something BACK! WTF is this [tourrettes guy] BULL-SHIT[/tourrettes guy]? What ever happened to the protection of those that pick and choose laws to follow? This "people can take care of situations themeselves" attitude is not the way America should go! They should be cracking down on REAL crime, like the gunshow loophole!

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I swear there for a second I thought there was a hurricane that I hadnt heard about. Then I realised what you were talking about. I hope that is the feeling of every criminal in FLA tonight, that feeling of impending doom.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:27:06 PM EDT
Found our new state logo

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:28:37 PM EDT
t-Minus 32 minutes & counting......
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:37:38 PM EDT
Ya got 23 minutes motherfucker...!

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:42:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:44:43 PM EDT
Is he dead yet?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:45:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 7:45:41 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Found our new state logo

www.nocona.com/images/gallery/768/Bank-Robber.jpg



Negative, he isn't shooting his bank robbing ass DEAD.

15 minutes.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:47:03 PM EDT
zzzzzzzzzz
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:48:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:49:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
<snip> and i cant think straight! <snip>



Amen, Brother!



Hahahahahahahhahahah
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:50:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Please tell me that '1BMF' doesn't stand for '1 Bad Mother F***er'.



2 1/2 years here and someone gets it
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:51:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Please tell me that '1BMF' doesn't stand for '1 Bad Mother F***er'.



2 1/2 years here and someone gets it



I thought you were from CNN and the B stood for Black.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:01:43 PM EDT


One step closer to freedom, Motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:01:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:04:41 PM EDT
WOOT WOOT WOOT, Time To Shoot, I can hear the gun fire & the screams, wait maybe that just the TV..........
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:06:28 PM EDT
OMG! I just stepped outside, the sky is BLACK! AAAHHH they were right, things will never be the same!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:07:22 PM EDT
Heeeey, NH has CCW reciprocity with the bloodshine state...

...does that mean I can hop on a plane, fly south to Fla, and then lock and load too?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:08:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CJan_NH:
Heeeey, NH has CCW reciprocity with the bloodshine state...

...does that mean I can hop on a plane, fly south to Fla, and then lock and load too?



Giddyup, Cowboy.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:10:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 8:15:10 PM EDT by 1BMF]
HAHAHA, i shouldnt post this, but what the hell...

heres a pic of me from a couple years ago...

suits the time rather well...

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:10:42 PM EDT
[Tom Cruise in "Taps"]It's Beautiful Man...[/Tom Cruise in "Taps"]

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:12:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 8:13:50 PM EDT by CJan_NH]

Originally Posted By 1BMF:

Originally Posted By CJan_NH:
Heeeey, NH has CCW reciprocity with the bloodshine state...

...does that mean I can hop on a plane, fly south to Fla, and then lock and load too?



Giddyup, Cowboy.


Great! I'm on my way. Southwest Airlines limits baggage to 75 pounds without paying a surcharge. I need to figure out how many rounds of 45acp I can stuff into my suitcase without exceeding the limit.

I assume this new law is just like that SouthPark episode where uncle Jimbo can shoot, just as long as he says "HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!"

Right?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:15:01 PM EDT
I've made it the last 15 minutes but if I never post here again it was nice irritating people here .
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:17:07 PM EDT
Might as well take FL off the hometown, we'll all start disappearing shortly; it was nice knowing you all.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:17:33 PM EDT

This is all Bush's fault.
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