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Posted: 5/31/2001 5:38:18 AM EDT
COLOMBO (Reuters) - A sex-crazed male monkey has caused an uproar in a central Sri Lankan town, stalking and attacking girls in public and flirting outrageously with cats and dogs, a newspaper said on Wednesday. The monkey has roused the anger of residents of Kundasale by following young women around the town, jumping on them without warning and clinging tenaciously until it was chased away with sticks and stones, the Daily News reported. Apparently having little success with human females, the primate also makes advances on other animals to which it has "a very strong affinity (particularly) cats and dogs of the opposite sex," the newspaper said, adding the creature fed its libido by stealing chocolates from local shops. The monkey business has outraged the town in Sri Lanka's conservative rural heartland where public displays of affection are frowned upon even between humans of the opposite sex.
Link Posted: 5/31/2001 6:46:43 AM EDT
Poor Imbroglio, He does'nt have a chance there.
Link Posted: 5/31/2001 6:47:41 AM EDT
At least not with that kind of competion! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2001 7:06:55 AM EDT
Note to self: buy chocolate.
Link Posted: 5/31/2001 11:46:20 AM EDT
Well I guess I need to shred that plane ticket to SriLanka and burn the monkey suit. But man was it fun. I really did not go to Lake Havasu over the long weekend [:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2001 1:41:47 PM EDT
I knew this Sri Lankan girl named Neena. She was fine as all get out, and she had a slight English accent. I tried to hook up, but got the "I like you as a friend" bit.
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