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Posted: 3/7/2002 8:19:23 AM EDT
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Yet more support for my theory that Liberals are not just wrong, but are actually insane.
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Posted: 3/7/2002 8:25:51 AM EDT
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They should do some Psyops in Afghanistan, play some of her music to the holed up Taliwackers from helos. It sounds like a thousand cats being murdered. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:16:32 AM EDT
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It dawned on me that in all my life I had never heard any Yoko Ono "music", so i went to Audiogalaxy and just got me some. I wish I had not, I wish I had gone the rest of my life without putting that in my head. I didn't watch the Russian Beheading video for fear of scarring my brain, but I went and did THIS? That is truly some of the most bizarre, twisted stuff I have ever encountered. A thousand cats indeed.
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:58:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: It dawned on me that in all my life I had never heard any Yoko Ono "music", so i went to Audiogalaxy and just got me some. I wish I had not, I wish I had gone the rest of my life without putting that in my head. I didn't watch the Russian Beheading video for fear of scarring my brain, but I went and did THIS? That is truly some of the most bizarre, twisted stuff I have ever encountered. A thousand cats indeed. We appreciate your brave sacrifice to bring us this warning and will endevour to learn from your unfortunate experience. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 10:56:29 AM EDT
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Q: Why did John Lennon get shot? A: Because Yoko ducked. Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A: They both live off dead beatles. Q: What's yellow, small, ugly and sleeps alone? A: Yoko Ono. Q: How did they prove Mark David Chapman was insane? A: Six shots fired at John, none at Yoko. Quotes about Yoko: "If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." - Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:56:40 AM EDT
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The world sure would be better off with out Yoko. She really wanted to sing "Give socialism a chance"
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:07:18 PM EDT
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Imagine There's no Yoko...
...it's easy if you try... |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 2:45:29 PM EDT
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But then we wouldn't be blessed with the oh so cool tunes of Sean and Julian Lennon!!!![whacko]
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Posted: 3/7/2002 3:01:19 PM EDT
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I went and did it folks, I downloaded the screeching sounds of dying cats also, THE HORROR THE HORROR!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 3:14:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: I went and did it folks, I downloaded the screeching sounds of dying cats also, THE HORROR THE HORROR! The Super Lennon duo? Chalk it up to bad genes.[puke] I didn't know anyone would actually partake in this venture? |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 3:48:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: [url]http://www.federalobserver.com/index.php?section=Feature+Story[/url] Yoko Ono, … has rented a billboard in London that reads, “Imagine all people living life in peace.” But why put these billboards in London, New York, Tokyo, etc? Why not put them where they really belong, in Afghanistan, Somalia, Iraq, Iran, North Korea and yes, the backyard of drug cartels? That's an easy question to answer. Because she'd get killed, thrown in jail for life, or worse, sentenced to listen to one of her own albums…. We need to give peace a chance? We were giving peace a chance, but then a bunch of crazies hijacked airplanes and took innocent lives… Why is it that some people, "Don't assign blame to the guilty, but instead assign shame to the innocent."? |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:59:00 PM EDT
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P's wife here guys....don't let him fool you guys.... he has been sitting here for 1/2 hour listening to this crap....what the $#@@!!@#$%%^^&*&**&&&^&^^& is this ???
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:09:30 PM EDT
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My old man was a huge John&Yoko freak, and I heard enough of that crap for ten lifetimes - belive you me!
What do I think? I wanted to go get the power drill and drill a hole in my head to let the noise out! If it had only been that easy... Ship her off with the rest of the Liberal scum. They are all useless anyhow, and would free up space for some good Hogan's Alleys - which we all need anyhow... FFZ |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 8:39:22 PM EDT
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My respect for Brittney Spears went up a gazillion % when I read on the Drudge Report that she didn't know how Yoko was!!!
Wish I didn't know either. |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 9:04:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: But then we wouldn't be blessed with the oh so cool tunes of Sean and Julian Lennon!!!![whacko] Not to pick nits, but Julian Lennon is not Yoko Ono's son. He is the son of John Lennon and his first wife, Cynthia Lennon (the one that he dumped because he decided he would rather have sex with Yoko Ono; try to figure [b]that[/b] one out.) [%|] |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 9:15:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: But then we wouldn't be blessed with the oh so cool tunes of Sean and Julian Lennon!!!![whacko] Not to pick nits, but Julian Lennon is not Yoko Ono's son. He is the son of John Lennon and his first wife, Cynthia Lennon (the one that he dumped because he decided he would rather have sex with Yoko Ono; try to figure [b]that[/b] one out.) [%|] And coincidentally John (I'm a communist POS who makes millions and don't give a damn dime to charity) Lennon completely disowned him, excluding him from the will and everything. Talk about a total POS, he abandoned his own son! |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 7:46:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: And coincidentally John (I'm a communist POS who makes millions and don't give a damn dime to charity) Lennon completely disowned him, excluding him from the will and everything. Talk about a total POS, he abandoned his own son! Actually Lennon never claimed to be either a socialist or a communist. As for Julian being left out of the will, blame that one on Yoko as she gave Julian hell every time he was around his father. Yoko is one screwed up individual, pity she didn't leap in front of Chapman to take all of the shots. Sigh. |
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Posted: 3/15/2002 4:39:31 PM EDT
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i was over here at ph119's drinking beer and he forced me to listen to some of this crap. I have come to a couple of conclusions.
YOKO ONO is not as good as some bad singers at japaneses kareoke bars If elemer fudd had a singing career they would sound the same. "KILL THE WABBIT" mike |
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Posted: 3/15/2002 9:53:13 PM EDT
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There was a yoko? Whats a yoko?
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