
Posted: 6/6/2008 11:37:17 AM EST
I'm almost 40 and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet.. Will it be ok If im late or dont have one at all?
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
40! You ain't there yet youngster.
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Never Forget
"fuck it im foing" RIP SOTD كافر |
the later the better, yes?
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"Chinese lore also includes the concept of incendiary monkeys as a battlefield weapon."
<from a vito113 post> |
Are you half way there?
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Shit, I had my midlife crisis at 21.
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"I was born in a fighting hole. My mother is anger and my father is pain. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life."
Revenge is a meal best served cold. |
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My wife won't let me have one. ![]() |
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You too huh.. says its too dangerous.. |
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
rub nettles on your nipples salad fingers
the nettles make the milk drop out from inside your teat nettles make me think...happy times. |
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When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
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wtf you expect him to live till hes 80? fuck no. I want to have my midlife crises at 25, and die by 50. |
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Mine was great
I spent 3000 in booze in 2 months and met a chick that had an amazing body. 2005 was a great year |
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Everyday, I watch this world descend into hell.
I'm just trying to find a nice comfortable seat with a nice view. |
Don't worry, there is still plenty of time for you to find a "Life Partner" and buy a Miata!
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Forcible Anal Rape in the restroom is the only way to solve this....good luck, and be a team player by at least spitting on his taint first....It's not gay if it's done in anger. <img src=/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif border=0 align=middle>
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Better that than a mid-wife crisis
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who cares by yourself a new firearms anyway...
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Jesus said to them, "If you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." –Luke 22:36
Faith in Government defies both History and Reason |
I'm 48, had mine when I was 25
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Have you lost your ability to focus your eyes up close yet?
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Not any more.. I did but chemo reset them.. |
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
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Can we get an AAR ![]() |
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Don't worry, in a couple more years and you will be wearing thick gold chains and driving a Corvette.
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"The only thing that worried me was the actual killing. How does one do that? Hmmm? How does one kill a man? It's one thing to dream about it; very different when, when you, when you have to do it with your own hands. " - Old great movie
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Damn.
Buncha old fuckers round here. ![]() |
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Bitmap: I personally wouldn't join any organization that required me to hang fake donkey balls on my vehicle.
ghengiskhabb: Republicans are just democrats that pay lip service to gun rights and are slower about stealing every thing else. |
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So ill look like Carl from ATHF? |
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
I already told my wife I am either getting a Vette or a girlfriend when I hit my midlife crisis. I don't really want a girlfriend but she doesn't have to know that! Besides, the Vette is cheaper than a divorce!
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I just hit 43 & feel mine coming on. I am tired of being a good citizen. I feel like taking off a year and going to see America via the backroads. Too bad gas is at record highs.
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Hunter
Curio FFL RMGO Member CSSA Member |
Since I'm not sure how long I'll live, how do I know when the mid point will be, er is, er was, er...
AH HELL I WANT A CORVETTE TOO! ![]() |
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Midlife crisis was not a problem for me, because I was born middle aged.
I am 45 now, and seem to act more childish every day. It's fun! ![]() |
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"As for me, my voice is for war." - George Armstrong Custer.
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Hell, be glad you're a man. At midlife crisis, we get a new blond girlfriend and a red sports car. All women get are HOT FLASHES! (and at least half of your stuff). ![]() |
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"Never stick anything up your ass, especially not an explosive" ---akethan
"I hope you all get replaced by a bunch of illegals." ......akethan "Get the f--k off of my obstacle, Private Pyle!" Gunnery Sgt. Hartman |
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Don't you? 50 is danger close for me. |
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Never Forget
"fuck it im foing" RIP SOTD كافر |
What's the deal with mid-life crisis? Symptoms? Seriously.
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"Come back here, so that I may brain thee!"
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