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Posted: 6/6/2008 11:37:17 AM EST
I'm almost 40 and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet.. Will it be ok If im late or dont have one at all?
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:38:01 AM EST
40! You ain't there yet youngster.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:38:34 AM EST
the later the better, yes?
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:39:28 AM EST
Are you half way there?
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:39:47 AM EST
Shit, I had my midlife crisis at 21.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:41:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I'm almost 40 and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet.. Will it be ok If im late or dont have one at all?


My wife won't let me have one.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:42:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I'm almost 40 and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet.. Will it be ok If im late or dont have one at all?


My wife won't let me have one.


You too huh.. says its too dangerous..
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:43:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/6/2008 11:45:37 AM EST by rykn0w]
rub nettles on your nipples salad fingers

the nettles make the milk drop out from inside your teat


nettles make me think...happy times.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:45:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
40! You ain't there yet youngster.


wtf you expect him to live till hes 80?

fuck no.

I want to have my midlife crises at 25, and die by 50.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:47:02 AM EST
Mine was great

I spent 3000 in booze in 2 months and met a chick that had an amazing body.

2005 was a great year

Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:47:25 AM EST
Don't worry, there is still plenty of time for you to find a "Life Partner" and buy a Miata!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:48:30 AM EST
Better that than a mid-wife crisis
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:49:51 AM EST
who cares by yourself a new firearms anyway...
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:50:03 AM EST
I'm 48, had mine when I was 25
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:50:36 AM EST
Have you lost your ability to focus your eyes up close yet?
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:53:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Have you lost your ability to focus your eyes up close yet?


Not any more.. I did but chemo reset them..


Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:53:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Maxwell71:
Mine was great

I spent 3000 in booze in 2 months and met a chick that had an amazing body.

2005 was a great year



Can we get an AAR
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:55:22 AM EST
Don't worry, in a couple more years and you will be wearing thick gold chains and driving a Corvette.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:55:23 AM EST
Damn.

Buncha old fuckers round here.


Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:56:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Don't worry, in a couple more years and you will be wearing thick gold chains and driving a Corvette.


So ill look like Carl from ATHF?
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:58:14 AM EST
I already told my wife I am either getting a Vette or a girlfriend when I hit my midlife crisis. I don't really want a girlfriend but she doesn't have to know that! Besides, the Vette is cheaper than a divorce!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 11:59:02 AM EST
I just hit 43 & feel mine coming on. I am tired of being a good citizen. I feel like taking off a year and going to see America via the backroads. Too bad gas is at record highs.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 12:03:18 PM EST
Since I'm not sure how long I'll live, how do I know when the mid point will be, er is, er was, er...

AH HELL I WANT A CORVETTE TOO!
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 12:07:32 PM EST
Midlife crisis was not a problem for me, because I was born middle aged.

I am 45 now, and seem to act more childish every day. It's fun! .
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 12:15:26 PM EST

Hell, be glad you're a man.

At midlife crisis, we get a new blond girlfriend and a red sports car.

All women get are HOT FLASHES! (and at least half of your stuff).

Link Posted: 6/6/2008 12:20:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I'm almost 40 and I haven't had a midlife crisis yet.. Will it be ok If im late or dont have one at all?


My wife won't let me have one.


+1
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 12:23:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Journy:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
40! You ain't there yet youngster.


wtf you expect him to live till hes 80?



Don't you? 50 is danger close for me.
Link Posted: 6/6/2008 12:29:19 PM EST
What's the deal with mid-life crisis? Symptoms? Seriously.
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