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Posted: 4/3/2006 7:06:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/9/2006 5:40:04 PM EST by Fat_McNasty]
Yes! Yes! I have started my army of evil Sea monkeys! Soon I will dominate the earth with there sea monkey powers!! hahahahhahhahah!


Its been 3 days and these bastards are getting big!! So how long does it take to get them large enough to fire an m16?

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:07:44 PM EST
Do they have frickin laser beams on their heads?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:10:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Do they have frickin laser beams on their heads?



No.. but they have many arms so they can hold multiple m16's and reload on the fly! That trumps the frickin lasers..
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:12:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Do they have frickin laser beams on their heads?



No.. but they have many arms so they can hold multiple m16's and reload on the fly! That trumps the frickin lasers..



Are they ill-tempered sea monkeys?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:12:30 PM EST
Did you hatch them in your anus again?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:12:45 PM EST
Be careful or they will start nuking each other, I saw it on television...NOT pretty!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:14:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Do they have frickin laser beams on their heads?



No.. but they have many arms so they can hold multiple m16's and reload on the fly! That trumps the frickin lasers..



Are they ill-tempered sea monkeys?



They seem pretty content, they are still rather small so I cannot drop them in the pit yet. But soon, soon!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:17:33 PM EST
And so...the plot thickens. Sea monkeys, yes...sea monkey's. Twisted and demented, yet totally perceivable.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:20:45 PM EST
I want pics... Dont think I have ever seen a pic of a real one...
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:21:05 PM EST
Go back to DU,

Sea Monkeys are just little shrimp. They can't shoot ARs.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:24:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
I want pics... Don't think I have ever seen a pic of a real one...



Here is my future army!!



Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:28:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 7:36:38 PM EST by Fat_McNasty]

Originally Posted By raven:
Go back to DU,

Sea Monkeys are just little shrimp. They can't shoot ARs.



Yes and they said my 5 yr old boy could not shoot a 12 ga either!! well I showed them!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:29:56 PM EST
Madness I tell you........MADNESS
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:31:59 PM EST
Wait a minute, McNasty. Are you feeding them that powdered wasabi????

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:36:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By bumpus:
Wait a minute, McNasty. Are you feeding them that powdered wasabi????




Well thats how I have to decipline them right now.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:38:50 PM EST
Dupe

(Although it is nice to know who "Mr. A" is....)
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:40:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By raven:
Go back to DU,

Sea Monkeys are just little shrimp. They can't shoot ARs.



Yes and they said my 5 yr old boy could not shoot a 12 ga either!! well I showed them!



Yea, Thanks dad.

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 7:52:45 PM EST
I like monkeys.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 8:11:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By bumpus:
Wait a minute, McNasty. Are you feeding them that powdered wasabi????




No, he's hoping they get big enough to be used for sushi.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 8:19:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
I want pics... Don't think I have ever seen a pic of a real one...



Here is my future army!!


webpages.charter.net/FatMcNasty/monkey.JPG




What am I lookin' at?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 8:24:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
I want pics... Don't think I have ever seen a pic of a real one...



Here is my future army!!


webpages.charter.net/FatMcNasty/monkey.JPG




What am I lookin' at?



The little white floaters.. That is my army in training!! They are still rather small since they have only been around for 3 days..

Any one have a link to that website that sold the Hench men outfits.. and super villain stuff? I need to get a lair and some suits for the Sea monkeys..
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 8:29:52 PM EST
Sea-Monkeys+Se-Men=Sea-Ciety!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 8:36:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 9:42:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By TravisM1:
Sea-Monkeys+Se-Men=Sea-Ciety!



Damn, you beat me to it!!!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 9:44:00 PM EST
When they grow up can I borrow a battalion for a day or two?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 11:04:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:
When they grow up can I borrow a battalion for a day or two?



If this works out for McNasty, I'm gonna raise a few divisions myself.

Mine will be disciplined on Habaneros and not the wimpy Wasabi. Mine will eat Wasabi sea-monkeys for lunch.

I will have several Habanero cannibal sea monkey divisions. I will be a God.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 11:37:56 PM EST
Hmmm...

Where do sea monkeys fit, in the food chain?

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:03:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By raven:
Go back to DU,

Sea Monkeys are just little shrimp. They can't shoot ARs.



Yes and they said my 5 yr old boy could not shoot a 12 ga either!! well I showed them!



Yea, Thanks dad.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/RealUgly/cast_n_kid.jpg




that's some funny shit there!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 12:58:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By 4xDawn:
Hmmm...

Where do sea monkeys fit, in the food chain?





Just above ex-wives.


- BG
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 10:48:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By bumpus:
Wait a minute, McNasty. Are you feeding them that powdered wasabi????




And NyQuil?
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 10:49:54 AM EST
keep feeding them that powdered wasabi and they'll be MEAN too!!!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 10:52:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By NonConformist:
Be careful or they will start nuking each other, I saw it on television...NOT pretty!




SOUTH PARK BABY!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 10:58:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:
When they grow up can I borrow a battalion for a day or two?



If this works out for McNasty, I'm gonna raise a few divisions myself.

Mine will be disciplined on Habaneros and not the wimpy Wasabi. Mine will eat Wasabi sea-monkeys for lunch.

I will have several Habanero cannibal sea monkey divisions. I will be a God.



Meh.

I'm feeding White Castle to my army. Our SBD WMDs will make short work of your girly Sea monkeys.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 11:06:34 AM EST
OK so it looks like you will soon have a large body of willing killers. But...do you have the resources to equip them? Where are you going to get these...ummmm...M16s?

Try Orcs next time. Start with a mud pit in the back yard.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 6:33:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By 4xDawn:
Hmmm...

Where do sea monkeys fit, in the food chain?





Just above ex-wives.


- BG




Link Posted: 4/4/2006 6:41:27 PM EST
I had a girlfriend that used to have to wipe the sea monkeys off of her all the time.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:16:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I had a girlfriend that used to have to wipe the sea monkeys off of her all the time.



You use the pull out method i see!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:30:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By DougH9:
OK so it looks like you will soon have a large body of willing killers. But...do you have the resources to equip them? Where are you going to get these...ummmm...M16s?

Try Orcs next time. Start with a mud pit in the back yard.



No prob Doug!

VillianSupply.com!!!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:57:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By DougH9:
OK so it looks like you will soon have a large body of willing killers. But...do you have the resources to equip them? Where are you going to get these...ummmm...M16s?

Try Orcs next time. Start with a mud pit in the back yard.



No prob Doug!

VillianSupply.com!!!



Ah man, it's an archive web page. Those "good guys" must have been on the ball.

Careful out there. It's not safe for the super villians until your Army of sea-monkeys is ready.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 9:01:07 PM EST
Nice
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 9:06:13 PM EST
Nice
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 5:39:07 PM EST
UPDATE

HAAHH They have doubled in size!! I should be ready for my invasion by the end of the year if it all works out!!




So who here would like to be my warlords!!
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 7:56:55 PM EST


ME! ME! PICK ME!
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 8:01:31 PM EST
I had some of these, like 30 years ago!

I was VERY disappointed when they did not look like the pink humanoids on the package.

They all died anyway. Everything dies
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:07:23 PM EST
I got my army growing.

THey just hatched today.

I ve got a double batch, so Im hoping for a 2" beast out of the deal
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:10:01 PM EST
Sweet!! Mine are about .184 inches long now!! Getting bigger and bigger each day!
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:11:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/13/2006 6:11:47 PM EST by ScaryBlackGuns]

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Sweet!! Mine are is about .184 inches long now!! Getting bigger and bigger each day!



Fixed it.



SBG
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:13:33 PM EST
The biggest my last batch got was only like 3/4"
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:13:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Sweet!! Mine are is about .184 inches long now!! Getting bigger and bigger each day!



Fixed it.



SBG



HMMM you make it sound like my weiner...
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 6:14:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Sweet!! Mine are is about .184 inches long now!! Getting bigger and bigger each day!



Fixed it.



SBG



HMMM you make it sound like my weiner...




Why is everything always about your weiner Fat? Freud would say that you have a complex.

SBG
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