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Posted: 7/2/2012 5:51:15 PM EDT
... and she makes you turkey-burgers and fresh sweet potato-fries for dinner, the incorrect response to "Honey how was dinner?  Did you get enough?" is NOT, "Baby... Those were the best goat burgers I've ever had."  This is a good way to get dried-peas and dehydrated mango slices thrown at you.  Just sayin'... Redneck-Iraqi relations took a set backwards today

Pic of said Iraqi.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:52:42 PM EDT


Oh, and
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:53:40 PM EDT
The Assyrian For the win!!!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:00 PM EDT
NIce import
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:15 PM EDT
haha now that's funny. Hopefully she doesn't make you get friendly with Jill for a while
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:23 PM EDT
So...calling them "goat burgers" is a correct response? Think we might have a double-negative here...





...the incorrect response to "Honey how was dinner? Did you get enough?" is NOT, "Baby... Those were the best goat burgers I've ever had."

 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:58 PM EDT
War prize?



J/k
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:57:47 PM EDT
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NIce import


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:59:08 PM EDT
I once remarked to a girl of Iraqi decent about her weapons of mass destruction....
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:59:31 PM EDT
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NIce import


This

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Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:00:20 PM EDT
Turkey buger...


Nice set of cans.  
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:00:46 PM EDT



Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.






Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:00:48 PM EDT
Your woman is hot, but I am more interested in the fine array of hair brushing implements and pens that are so neatly organized on the countertop.

Which one of you is freakishly tidy?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:02:07 PM EDT
My gosh!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:02:37 PM EDT
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Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.








Oh that's so wrong....funny, but wrong.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:00 PM EDT
Can we see a pic of her with a  Hijab?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:33 PM EDT
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Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.








Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:42 PM EDT
HOT!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:04:40 PM EDT
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Your woman is hot, but I am more interested in the fine array of hair brushing implements and pens that are so neatly organized on the countertop.

Which one of you is freakishly tidy?


On my way to post that.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:05:36 PM EDT
I love exotic imports.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:07:21 PM EDT
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Turkey buger...


Nice set of cans.  


yeah. we need pics.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:07:53 PM EDT
My half Iranian wife doesn't even cook





Oh well I like to


 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:08:45 PM EDT
The muslim/ persian world is completely fucked...those place are loaded with fucking gorgeous women.  Yet there men are to busy butt fucking each other and livestock.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:08:48 PM EDT
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Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.








winner
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:10:41 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.










Oh damn



On a serious note, she's a good looking gal and I wish you the best.  You have good taste sir.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:10:58 PM EDT
My wife is Lebanese, no u can't see her naked.

And she wouldn't dare make me a fucking turkey buger!  Beef or venison!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:21 PM EDT
Please tell me that there was much ululation whilst you were taking the incoming projectile food stuffs.  
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:23 PM EDT
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The muslim/ persian world is completely fucked...those place are loaded with fucking gorgeous women.  Yet there men are to busy butt fucking each other and livestock.


Which is why we kill them.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:58 PM EDT
Pics of her in teh bathtub?

Had to ask,

Danny
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:05 PM EDT
Ok, I giggled. Might not be the best reply, but it was damn funny.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:33 PM EDT
She's pretty hot. Nice catch!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:56 PM EDT
You are a lucky sumbitch.  
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:13:46 PM EDT
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Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.






Oh damn, I almost pissed myself.....oh....and GRRRRR..nice....good job op...

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:13:55 PM EDT
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My wife is Lebanese, no u can't see her naked.

And she wouldn't dare make me a fucking turkey buger!  Beef or venison!


Lebanese gals can be stunningly beautiful.  To be fair, so can a lot of other women in the region, but especially those from Lebanon.  Beirut was at one time known as the "Paris of the ME".  

Too bad things went to shit after the radicals showed up.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:23:36 PM EDT
Do you ever role play old school, like you play King Emisum and she is Ishtar (queen of the night)?  Babylonian Style? (Tried this in college, works better when you're drinking and so are they)
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:24:29 PM EDT
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Your woman is hot, but I am more interested in the fine array of hair brushing implements and pens that are so neatly organized on the countertop.

Which one of you is freakishly tidy?


Ohh... That's her.  Freakishly tidy doesn't even begin to describe it.  She won't even let me clean house because I "don't do it right".  She'll chase me out of the house to go chop wood, reload or work on the cars.  Ok
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:25:14 PM EDT
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Can we see a pic of her with a  Hijab?


We have a couple of those pics, but if I posted them, I'd get banned for sure.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:26:01 PM EDT
Are you sure she's Iraqi?  I didn't realize they made them like that out there.  

Also, where did the mag pouch set-up come from?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:26:48 PM EDT
The mag pouches look like they would hold some AK mags but where does she carry her RPGs?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:29:38 PM EDT
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Can we see a pic of her with a  Hijab?


We have a couple of those pics, but if I posted them, I'd get banned for sure.


I understand


BUT, incase you do I cant believe they would bann you being that the pic would be of your wife.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:30:41 PM EDT
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Oh, and


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:31:11 PM EDT
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Are you sure she's Iraqi?  I didn't realize they made them like that out there.  

Also, where did the mag pouch set-up come from?


I didnt even see the bandoleer till you mentioned it and went back and looked.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:31:45 PM EDT
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Please tell me that there was much ululation whilst you were taking the incoming projectile food stuffs.  


Damn it, she can't ululate... Her sister can though!  

Although... I keep telling her that I can't own an AK because I have a feeling that if I brought one into the house then she might figure out how to and start ripping off 30-round mags into the air.  Which might be fun as hell, but the neighbors would be pissed.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:33:37 PM EDT
Q
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Pi
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:35:59 PM EDT
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Are you sure she's Iraqi?  I didn't realize they made them like that out there.  

Also, where did the mag pouch set-up come from?


It's an Olongapo Outfitters "Grab-N-Go" for her M1 Carbine.  She's tiny and it's about the only long-arm that fits her.

And of course, I had to have one made for her in pink, because (God help me) EVERYTHING has to be in pink.



And thanks everyone, she's a GREAT girl and takes really good care of me.  We're getting married next Halloween (both of our birthdays).
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:37:17 PM EDT
There was an Iraqi chick that used to work in the same building as me, easily a 10/10.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:38:55 PM EDT
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Please tell me that there was much ululation whilst you were taking the incoming projectile food stuffs.  


Damn it, she can't ululate... Her sister can though!  

Although... I keep telling her that I can't own an AK because I have a feeling that if I brought one into the house then there might figure out how to and start ripping off 30-round mags into the air.  Which might be fun as hell, but the neighbors would be pissed.


Well that sucks.  Get the AK, anyway, and at the next Barbeque, have the sis come over to ululate while you and the wife crack a few hundred rounds into the sky.  


Dear God, if your wife is reading this, I sure hope she has a sense of humor.


ETA: Congrats on the upcoming Halloween wedding.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:41:05 PM EDT
Born here, emigrated, or did you bring her back with you?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:41:07 PM EDT
She's a cutie.
 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:42:25 PM EDT
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The Assyrian For the win!!!


Is she Assyrian?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:43:19 PM EDT



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... and she makes you turkey-burgers and fresh sweet potato-fries for dinner, the incorrect response to "Honey how was dinner?  Did you get enough?" is NOT, "Baby... Those were the best goat burgers I've ever had."  This is a good way to get dried-peas and dehydrated mango slices thrown at you.  Just sayin'... Redneck-Iraqi relations took a set backwards today



Pic of said Iraqi. i-RACK-i



http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg21/scaled.php?server=21&filename=pinkxe.jpg&res=landing


FIFY

 
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