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Posted: 1/21/2013 7:44:31 AM EDT
...what manner would you choose?

Lethal Injection?
Gas Chamber?
Electrocution?
Hanging?
Firing Squad?
Guillotine?
Drawn and Quartered?
Suicide Prior to Piss Off those Wanting to See You Executed?
Other?

Depending on the circumstances I'd either choose a firing squad or a high altitude chamber.
What way would you want to go?

What would your last meal be?
Mine would be a medium rare ribeye steak with smothered crusted blue cheese with bacon and cheddar french fries with a huge cup of ranch, a side of olives and various assorted cheeses and a six pack of sierra nevada kellerweis
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:44:57 AM EDT
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:45:50 AM EDT
1000 chix at once...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:11 AM EDT
Snu snu.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 7:46:51 AM EDT by RDTCU]


ETA: 10sec too slow, but at least I gave a picture...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:51 AM EDT
Death by Snu Snu
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:46:52 AM EDT
Suffocated by massive boobs
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:04 AM EDT
Guillotine.

Seems better than the rest AND it would be one hell of a spectacle.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RDTCU:
http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/A+malfunction....+Death+by+SNU+SNU+_a1331a7ef307f04681b924380c9437cf.jpg

ETA: 10sec too slow, but at least I gave a picture...

You guys are way too quick
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:48:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By swingset:
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life.


You want to be eaten? Or is this not Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:49:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 7:50:28 AM EDT by larrythetuna]
Originally Posted By swingset:
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life.


Chased by naked women in football helmets and run off of a cliff.

the normal beginning for much of Python.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:50:13 AM EDT
Snu Snu
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:50:22 AM EDT
Guillotine
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:51:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Snu snu.


THIS!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:51:56 AM EDT
Nitrogen poisoning
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:53:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By larrythetuna:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life.


Chased by naked women in football helmets and run off of a cliff.

the normal beginning for much of Python.

While that is a scene in the movie, it is towards the end. It is right before death shows up at the dinner party. I would like to go that way as well.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:55:48 AM EDT
Guillotine, or possibly firing squad depending on the caliber being used
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:56:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Waterborne:
Originally Posted By larrythetuna:
Originally Posted By swingset:
Opening scene of The Meaning Of Life.


Chased by naked women in football helmets and run off of a cliff.

the normal beginning for much of Python.

While that is a scene in the movie, it is towards the end. It is right before death shows up at the dinner party. I would like to go that way as well.

I stand corrected, been a few years since I saw it. Crimson Permanent Assurance Co. must be the opening scene then.

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 7:56:27 AM EDT
Old age.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:09:56 AM EDT
crushed by a 500 mile wide asteroid.

And my last meal would be king crab with a 60 oz. king cut of prime rib
(asteroid would hit just as I swallowed last bite of prime rib and while my brain was thinking....boy I shouldn't have eaten all of that)
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:10:58 AM EDT
Firing squad.
87 shooters at one time.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:13:44 AM EDT
I'd like to be forced to stand next to a several megaton nuke as it detonates. I get to pick the execution site.

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Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:13:50 AM EDT
I would have as many soft boiled eggs as I could possibly eat for my last meal. I'm allergic to eggs when the yolk is not cooked. The next morning they give me the most dramatic case of the shits you can imagine. Lets just say I would leave my hosts a very stinky slippery present.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:17:40 AM EDT
You want a chance? Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die!

Oh, that's easy, old age!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:19:30 AM EDT
Tossed out of a plane strapped with explosives rigged to go off at an altitude of 100ft
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:24:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dog-meat:
I'd like to be forced to stand next to a several megaton nuke as it detonates. I get to pick the execution site.

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not a bad idea. I think my second choice is now snu snu
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:26:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:26:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By honorabledog:
Firing squad.
87 shooters at one time.


This works
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:28:23 AM EDT
Overdose of blow from a super model's ass crack. Basically snusnu with blow.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:15 AM EDT
Freefall
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:28 AM EDT
Well since I am already hung......
Firing squad
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Michigan_Man:
Guillotine.

Seems better than the rest AND it would be one hell of a spectacle.


This.... I want to stand out!!!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:33:50 AM EDT
Fallbeil, or Richtbeil.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:36:44 AM EDT
Firing squad, no blindfold. I'd want to die on my feet, and take it like a man. I certainly hope I'd have the resolve. But dying strapped down to some gurney would be a terrible way to go.

Last meal, Seared Fois Gras, Pittsburg Rare Bone-in Ribeye, garlic mashed potatoes, grilled zucchini, and vanilla bean creme brulee.

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:40:28 AM EDT
I dunno why, but I have always leaned towards the Roman method of military execution.

The person kneels and takes a gladius between the collar bones and straight into the heart. Supposedly instant loss of blood pressure and you're out before you hit the ground.

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:41:04 AM EDT
Another vote for Snu Snu...
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:45:39 AM EDT
Guillotine. Provided that it was recently sharpened and serviced.

Imagine if your severed head fell and pitched upside down and for a split second, you could see your body above you (spurting blood, no doubt) before you lost consciousness.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:47:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dcs12345:
Old age.


+1
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:47:56 AM EDT
A properly executed hanging would be perfect.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:48:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RDTCU:
http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/A+malfunction....+Death+by+SNU+SNU+_a1331a7ef307f04681b924380c9437cf.jpg

ETA: 10sec too slow, but at least I gave a picture...

This and a nice steak, smashed potatoes and a pound of crispy bacon.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:48:50 AM EDT
Firing Squad of 1


The Death Star's main laser!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:49:00 AM EDT
ungabunga
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:50:47 AM EDT
One last skydive. No parachute necessary.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:52:26 AM EDT
On my back, while a supermodel rides my cock.

Just as I explode, so does my head from a bullet.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:53:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Snu snu.


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:54:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Snu snu.


came to post this
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:56:19 AM EDT
Strangulation, as long as I can have my pants off while it happens.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:58:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:59:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By j0hn:
...what manner would you choose?

Lethal Injection?
Gas Chamber?
Electrocution?
Hanging?
Firing Squad?
Guillotine?
Drawn and Quartered?
Suicide Prior to Piss Off those Wanting to See You Executed?
Other?

Depending on the circumstances I'd either choose a firing squad or a high altitude chamber.
What way would you want to go?

What would your last meal be?
Mine would be a medium rare ribeye steak with smothered crusted blue cheese with bacon and cheddar french fries with a huge cup of ranch, a side of olives and various assorted cheeses and a six pack of sierra nevada kellerweis


Old age, or in bed w/ a dozen pretty women.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:00:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cleatus:
1000 chix at once...


Unga bunga?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:02:43 AM EDT
Gunshot to brain.

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