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Posted: 10/27/2010 12:58:49 AM EDT
us, as the human race were about to nuke the planet into oblivion, what would you do?



What would you do?



Would you smoke some uber powerful intergalactic weed while laughing histerically?



Do nothing.......



Stop it and intervene?



Other?  Explain?
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 1:02:01 AM EDT
[#1]
Wait until we wipe ourselves out and then take all of earth's resources.  
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 1:05:02 AM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:


Wait until we wipe ourselves out and then take all of earth's resources.  


Can I finish my doobie before you let me turn to dust?



 
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 1:05:20 AM EDT
[#3]
I would imagine if they have been JUST watching for the last 100 years they probably have a policy to not intervene.  So I am sure they would sit back and watch the fireworks display.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 1:05:46 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 1:36:59 AM EDT
[#5]
'Great nyborg, man'

Link Posted: 10/27/2010 1:48:19 AM EDT
[#6]
1.Come down and abduct just a few thousand hotties just before the war gets rolling.

2. Wait until it's safe after the blasting to repopulate the earth with my uber-hot offspring and harem of said hotties.

3. ???????

4. Profit
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:31:59 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
1.Come down and abduct just a few thousand hotties just before the war gets rolling.

2. Wait until it's safe after the blasting to repopulate the earth with my uber-hot offspring and harem of said hotties.

3. ???????

4. Profit


thats what happened the last time and look what we became




Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:32:46 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:43:46 AM EDT
[#9]
I would have sex with hot womenz
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:49:02 AM EDT
[#10]
Probably continue to observe and research the humans, as my fellow aliens have done for the past 100 years, in order write my dissertation on earthling behavior, get my PhD in "extra terrestrial studies", and go get a job at a university on my home planet.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:49:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Why do you think there have been so many weird problems with the LHC?  
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:50:26 AM EDT
[#12]
None of the alien races that I have encountered during the last 100 years were physically capable of "laughing histerically".

It just wasn't in their DNA (or their subroutines).

(They were, however, capable of spelling hysterically.)






Link Posted: 10/27/2010 2:53:48 AM EDT
[#13]
I'd rather watch the earth get lit up
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 3:04:14 AM EDT
[#14]
In b4 that view from an alien's perspective of earth story that was posted on 4chan that I can't find.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 3:51:34 AM EDT
[#15]
Personally, I'd wonder why the fuck people outside of Germany are still using the word "uber" to describe things.  I would let the planet die on that fact alone.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 3:55:54 AM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:01:07 AM EDT
[#17]
Gather up all the SCientologists and tell them everything is true that they beleive.

Then load them into a space ship and dump them off at low orbit
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:12:55 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:14:34 AM EDT
[#19]
i'd tell my buddy Obama to knock it off.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:16:22 AM EDT
[#20]
Nuke it from orbit- its the only way to be sure
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:21:17 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Nuke it from orbit.


Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:22:12 AM EDT
[#22]
popcorn
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:29:56 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
popcorn


yeah think of the ratings
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:33:59 AM EDT
[#24]
Beam up some hotties for breed stock for my new race of hybrid super hotties.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:35:47 AM EDT
[#25]
i would hurriedly gather unique DNA samples from every living thing on the planet, thus ensuring my monopoly over earth's only worthwhile resource....

then i would laugh hysterically while watching my stock skyrocket as colonization companies and genetic engineering operations realised i was the only game in town for Earth's Hairless Ape genomes...

then profit...

during the nukefest, i might use the cover of thermonuclear war to get some unauthorized target practice with my plasma laser carbine in the 40 watt range  (1 mm groups at like 3 million miles)
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:42:39 AM EDT
[#26]
Leave.  Why tie ourselves with more karma?
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:43:32 AM EDT
[#27]
I'd sit back and watch things continue the downward spiral.  Then, at just the right moment, I'd do a few low altitude passes in my UFO just to stir everyone up to a state of complete insanity.  Kind of like a kid tapping his fingers on an ant farm.  



If you're really into having a good time, you could colonize Las Vegas.  Declare it an inter-galactic kegger.  
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:47:14 AM EDT
[#28]
Sometimes I think that the surest sign of the existence of extra-terrestrial intelligence is that they have, evidently, made no attempt to contact us.

_MaH

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:09:27 AM EDT
[#29]
Probably make a note not to fuck with us, since we're probably one of the most violent species in the galaxy.



And sit back with a beer and watch the carnage ensue.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:30:55 AM EDT
[#30]
I would ban the word "uber".
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:44:09 AM EDT
[#31]

I would intervene.




Come down in one of our giant space ships, tell the people of the world they're on the verge of destroying themselves...




and if that doesn't work, use my advanced technology to deactivate the world's nukes, destroy any active conventional weapons in play, and call all the world leaders together and tell them how its going to work from now on since they can't play nice.  You're one of our colony worlds now and install leaders who'll keep the peace.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:54:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Beat stupid disguusting earthlings to the punch and destroy it with fire.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:54:35 AM EDT
[#33]
Beat stupid disguusting earthlings to the punch and destroy it with fire.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:56:38 AM EDT
[#34]
I would send my robotic BHO down to become president of the most powerful nation thus insuring world peace and cum ba yah.

The downside is his spare batteries are so big it requires something the size of michelles azz to carry them around.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:57:28 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
us, as the human race were about to nuke the planet into oblivion, what would you do?

What would you do?

Would you smoke some uber powerful intergalactic weed while laughing histerically?

Do nothing.......

Stop it and intervene?

Other?  Explain?


Mom says you have to come up for breakfast now.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 6:01:56 AM EDT
[#36]
If they have the technology/intelligence to watch us for over 100 years, I doubt that they see us as any kind of significant life form. More or less a lower form of life to observe study until we are extinct. They are probably capable of watching any number of worlds. Why do you think they would care how, when or if we meet our end? Do you care if a colony of ants dies out?

Me? I might gloss over it in whatever they have for an equivillant to a 6th grade week 21 science quiz. Something like "Of the planets we have been observing this semester, which one no longer contains life?
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 6:02:54 AM EDT
[#37]
Turn around and go someplace else.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 6:04:32 AM EDT
[#38]
I'd intervene. This planet is one of the greatest running comedies in the universe and I wouldn't want it to end that way.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 6:46:30 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
us, as the human race were about to nuke the planet into oblivion, what would you do?

What would you do?

Would you smoke some uber powerful intergalactic weed while laughing histerically?

Do nothing.......

Stop it and intervene?

Other?  Explain?


I would be puffin that astroturf regardless.  Probably would sit back and watch the show.  Who put me in charge there?
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 7:08:10 AM EDT
[#40]
KLATU BARADA NIKTO
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 7:08:53 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Probably continue to observe and research the humans, as my fellow aliens have done for the past 100 years, in order write my dissertation on earthling behavior, get my PhD in "extra terrestrial studies", and go get a job at a university on my home planet.


Actually, that would be "Terrestrial/Terrestrian Studies."

Just saying.
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