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Posted: 5/12/2004 8:59:27 PM EST
What would you be???

I would be a crocodille

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:01:23 PM EST
a turtle.

"nature's D student" - Stewie Griffin.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:01:25 PM EST
a pigeon, so I could be the bane of every car owners existance
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:01:48 PM EST
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:02:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By redwolf8784:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.




Dam good choice!
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:03:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By redwolf8784:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.



I don't know about you son, but I already do that as a human.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:03:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By redwolf8784:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.



dito
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:04:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By redwolf8784:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.



and they can mate up to 50 times a day, iirc
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:04:39 PM EST
IF I were an animal, and you were an insect...Id marry you anyway, yes I would.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:05:21 PM EST
I'd choose to be a Flying Tiger...that could talk.
Yeah, that's what I'd be.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 9:05:39 PM EST
Sasquatch
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:28:19 PM EST
a polar bear?
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:29:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:30:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By redwolf8784:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.



and they can mate up to 50 times a day, iirc



Im thinking the lion thing, they got me outdone, normaly after about 10 times a day women get pissed.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:35:53 PM EST
Some kind of Varmit I suppose
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:42:00 PM EST
Elephant...

I like the idea of having a 3' long......ummmmmm....Nose (What did you think I was going to say?)
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:45:46 PM EST
A Grey Squirrel.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:46:29 PM EST
I would be a Bear. A bear that attacks liberals and terrists, I WOULD BE SUPER BEAR WITH THE POWER TO MAUL!!!! DUN DA DUN SUPER BWEAR!
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:22:22 PM EST
a cat so I could lounge around on hot womenz laps.
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As long as I could reach my genitals with my tongue, any animal will do.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:45:35 AM EST
Walrus
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[Last Edit: 5/13/2004 2:15:31 AM EST by Hokie]
I'd be a 10' long cockroach with a lot of opposable thumbs
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Shark with a laser anyone?
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:22:14 AM EST
killer whale, ruler of the seas
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:23:57 AM EST

Great white shark - but with my current level of intelligence.

I would make the Jersey Man-eater look like a vegan.

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I would be a skin eating bacteria.

Dropped off by the CIA in the middle east.

My numbers would grow exponentially until I was able to infect them all!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:46:11 AM EST
Definitely a Great White Shark. Top of the oceanic food chain woohoo!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:55:04 AM EST
A Sloth
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:05:04 AM EST
I would be a Lesser Panda.
An obscure, rare, little seen mammal.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:08:04 AM EST
Well, since man IS an animal I guess I'd be ME. Now if I had to be a 4 legged kind I'd go with one of the big cats. Lion, Tiger but not a bear, oh my.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:10:51 AM EST
Coastal Taipan. 2nd most poisonous snake in the world, plentiful prey, powah!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:21:28 AM EST
A yeti, big foot, Sasquatch.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:48:20 AM EST
What would I realistically be? A crow. I like sparkly shiny things. Being male, straight, and of only moderately bad taste, I have (of course) suppressed my urges to buy gaudy cheap jewelry. My compromise is a cheap watch with a blue face, and a wedding ring with five tiny diamonds in it.

Oh, yes - I have three Glocks (yeah, whatever), which is evidence that my urges for bling-bling are under control. (Where's my Dremel?)

What animal would I want to be? A black bear - with the brains to live in an area where black bear hunting isn't allowed. I'd be a friendly black bear, nice to children, poses for pictures, does tricks for chocolate bars, and then waddles off to the cave to sleep for a few days. Only downside is rooting through trash cans for food. (But I'd be a bear, so this would be OK....)

For the ladies who think they might want to be bears...(from somewhere, I've seen it several times)

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life,
I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to
eat yourself stupid. I could deal with
that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially
grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could
definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows
you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out
of line, you swat them too. I could deal
with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you
to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... gonna be a bear.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:34:11 PM EST
Killer Whale

The only animal that knows no fear.
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No one ever suspects, the butterfly...
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:49:31 PM EST
Great Horned Owl, Perigine Falcon or Goshawk
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:50:59 PM EST
cockroach with opposable thumbs
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:54:13 PM EST
Rooster.

"Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster, but he ain't gunna dieeeeeeeeeeee"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:54:58 PM EST
I would want to be a Great, horned, purple knobed,winged,snatch banger.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:55:27 PM EST
I think it would be cool to be some kind of aquatic life, like maybe one of those monster fish that live on the bottom of the ocean where light can't touch.

I know what I would NOT want to be though, a Gerbil in San Francisco.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:59:56 PM EST
Architeuthis
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:10:41 PM EST
an owl.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:32:10 PM EST
CAT
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:41:33 PM EST
Why, I'd be a Long Tongued Likkaladdapuss!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:47:24 PM EST
A big ole land tortoise. So I can be slow, lazy, and live a long time.
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