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Posted: 5/10/2004 3:49:23 PM EST
I can't decide between "Foulmouth Whupass Smurf" or "Debilitating Drinking Problem Smurf"

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:50:22 PM EST
a blue one.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:51:13 PM EST
i think i'd be SuperFLY Smurf and put smurfetts ass to work!

mike

ps.... don't make me get my pimp hand out
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:51:21 PM EST
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:51:44 PM EST
Horny Smurf
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:52:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/10/2004 3:54:35 PM EST by Triumph955i]

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.



this might be the best answer this thread will ever see.

then again, i might have to retract that comment.

shes the only woman smerf....shes around men all the time, yet there was never any freakiness going on with any of the smerfs.

you might be dating a lesbian smerf.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:54:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.



Dude, Smurfette gets passed around more than a bottle of Courvoisier
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:56:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.



Dude, Smurfette gets passed around more than a bottle of Courvoisier



sounds like somebody missed the Smurfette Gangbang Episode!
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:56:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.




[rick james] B*** betta have my money when your done [rick james]

mike

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 3:57:32 PM EST
gay
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 4:20:17 PM EST
LOL the smurfs rocked !!!

www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 4:35:26 PM EST
The one that gets laid a lot and has a vault full of assorted machineguns, and a lot of money.

CJ

Link Posted: 5/10/2004 4:42:56 PM EST
In college we went to a Halloween party and there was this girl that came as Smurfette. Blue makeup and a white jumper with hat. At the end of the night we were going to go home and my buddy shows up. Wouldnt you know it half his face is blue. Gee we wondered who did he hook up with. He was a geek. If he could get some from Smurfette, she is a HO.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 4:56:33 PM EST
I hate the blue race. They are you know, the cause of the worlds problems.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:39:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:42:55 PM EST
I'd be commando smurf. They'd all be dead in an episode except Smurfette.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:47:22 PM EST
I was just going to post the communist allegations of the Smurfs. Good work
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:52:41 PM EST
The question that has to be asked: What color does a Smurf change to if you choke it (the Smurf that is) ?
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:59:35 PM EST
Smurfette
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:01:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
gay



That would be a Smaggot.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:09:17 PM EST
I'll be Second Amendment Smurf!!


So who wants to be 0wn3d Smurf?

Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:12:45 AM EST
What.... nobody likes Smurfs? Would Snorks be better?
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:14:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.



Thats one I didn't think of, but its a dam good idea.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:20:20 AM EST


I don't know. But I would be hittin this
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:34:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:
Bah... The Smurfs are a bunch of pinko Commies....

www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/smurf.html

www.candyflip.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml




True.

The Smurfs was the ONLY cartoon from the west to be shown in Romania when we was growing up. For some reason the state run TV liked the Smurfs.. wonder why huh?
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:36:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.



this might be the best answer this thread will ever see.

then again, i might have to retract that comment.

shes the only woman smerf....shes around men all the time, yet there was never any freakiness going on with any of the smerfs.

you might be dating a lesbian smerf.



Oh yeah? Then how do you explain "Baby Smurf"?


Little slut didn't even know who the father was....oh yeah, I'd hit it if I was a smurf!
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 7:45:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.




I wonder what Smurfettes boyfriend's lifespan would be with 100 other smurfs around that ain't gettin any.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 10:57:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/11/2004 10:58:46 AM EST by Javak]

Originally Posted By jblachly:
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.



That's why not only are their balls blue, so are their entire bodies.

Is it possible that the entire population of the male Smurfs are gay?
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