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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:34:36 PM EDT
...what would your goals be?

Let's say that you'd be back in the year when you were actually 5 years old.

Outside of saving my pennies for Microsoft investments, I think I'd groom myself for a political carrer.

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:35:37 PM EDT
Bang hot chicks.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:36:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Bang hot chicks.


+1

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:36:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Bang hot chicks.



+1
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:36:15 PM EDT
I havent figured out a goal at 22 either, so I have no idea.


And I wasnt planning on posting anymore tonight

2999 to go
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:36:33 PM EDT
ha, I dont know of many hot chicks that would bang a 5 year old, lmao
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:37:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Coronado:
ha, I dont know of many hot chicks that would bang a 5 year old, lmao



+1
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:37:59 PM EDT
If I were 5 years old...with the current level of knowledge I have now, I would surely be dead, or in jail by the time I was 6 years old.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:39:17 PM EDT
Assuming that I am five again the year that I was 5,

I would now be "Mrs. William Gates"
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:39:35 PM EDT
Started masturbating earlier and give up the tricycle for a go cart.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:39:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 7:40:03 PM EDT by Combat_Jack]

Originally Posted By Coronado:
ha, I dont know of many hot chicks that would bang a 5 year old, lmao



Schoolteachers man, schoolteachers....
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:43:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Coronado:
ha, I dont know of many hot chicks that would bang a 5 year old, lmao



Schoolteachers man, schoolteachers....




Ain't that the truth!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:44:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Coronado:
ha, I dont know of many hot chicks that would bang a 5 year old, lmao



preSchoolteachers man, preschoolteachers....

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:44:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 7:44:47 PM EDT by Green_Ammo_223]
I think I would find all the little pervs that say things like "bang hot chicks" and make sure they don't grow up to be big pervs that say things like "bang hot chicks".

That and try to keep my cousin from killing himself.

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:45:33 PM EDT
DON'T GET MARRIED!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:47:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
DON'T GET MARRIED!



Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:53:44 PM EDT
I'd be rich!!!! If I could talk my dad into going long oil futures in 1973. Buy IBM in the 70's. Then Sell and buy MicroSoft in the 80's. Not to mention a little Walmart. Go short in October 1987. Long oil furtures again before Iraq invades Kuwait in 1990. That would be the best thing ever to be 5 years old (in 1970) with everything I know now.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:55:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Green_Ammo_223:
I think I would find all the little pervs that say things like "bang hot chicks" and make sure they don't grow up to be big pervs that say things like "bang hot chicks".

That and try to keep my cousin from killing himself.




Damn.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:56:58 PM EDT
I would start designing a gun.

Tony Rumore
Tromix Corp

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:03:02 PM EDT
mail order tons of high caps in 93 and 94, granted I was only 15 then so my source of income to do it would be limited but I'd find a source
buy Amazon stock on its ipo since I was old enough then and sell it when it was really high. same with yahoo.
would be too young to get MS and WMT at the right time
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:03:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:19:01 PM EDT
Well, if I twas 5 agian, I would try to talk my dad into buying multiple MG's while their cheap, but then agian, who really takes a 5 year old THAT serously? Hell, when I was 5, i didnt even know what a MG was...
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 10:58:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Assuming that I am five again the year that I was 5,

I would now be "Mrs. William Gates"



Or...after much reflection..I would be Ex. Mrs. William Gates
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:04:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Assuming that I am five again the year that I was 5,

I would now be "Mrs. William Gates"



Or...after much reflection..I would be Ex. Mrs. William Gates



Whatever. If we all could go back, you'd be Mrs. Sin_Bin without a doubt!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:08:34 PM EDT
take all of the moneyI would have spent on 12 years worth of Marlboros, and spent it on Davidoffs!!!

Hid more money from the ex-wife, (still would have to go through that again, thats how I met the 2nd wife and mother of my boy)
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:09:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:11:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 11:13:17 PM EDT by MoparMike]
I would probably be slapped right off the bat for being a smartass, especially a smartass that was right.



I would also refresh myself on programming, and make money as the youngest programmer alive. Then buy M$ stock, and sell right before the anti-trust scandals. I would also exercise more and eat right, so that I would be thin. My social skills would be much better too, and I would learn to fight (taekwondo, Krav Maga) And warn my mother of all her health problems, to try to postpone Diabetes. I may even try to get people to believe me about 9/11. If I could go back, I would make sure I could take notes along. Like the addresses of a few important people, some important dates, etc.

And get rich, bar none.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:11:46 PM EDT
I'd have a headache from thinking too much
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:11:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Bang hot chicks.




+1

+1
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:13:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:16:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Boomholzer:
www.fox.com/familyguy/bios/images/bio-stewie.gif





Minus the paranoia, that is the perfect example!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:20:31 PM EDT
I think about this once in a while............ Bang hot chicks
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:21:55 PM EDT
Now...are we back in time to 5 years old with the current knowledge of the present, to then future?

If so...I'd try to stop 9/11

I'd make some heafy investments.

I buy some pre-ban, no longer imported (now) guns.

I would have not touched that hot stove that one day.

I would declare my love for the girl that was in my first grade class that went on to be one hellava hottie in the modeling industry.

I would...learn to do math...hard math...so then it would be easy right now.

I would have spent more time playing with legos and sketching different things.

And...I would...have discovered the GD here at ARFCOM eariler.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:22:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:25:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Now...are we back in time to 5 years old with the current knowledge of the present, to then future?

If so...I'd try to stop 9/11




How? I've dreamt about that before. In my dream I get arrested for conspiracy. It mattered not that I was trying to save thousands of lives. How would you go about it?


Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:46:40 PM EDT
Suicide.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:48:52 PM EDT
I would give an edited copy of the scripts of Star Wars to George Lucas. It would smell Jar-Jar and Ewok free!

I would have limited resources at that time and place in my life, though.

If I could visit myself in the past for "counseling", there's some things I really want to change about my life.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:54:15 PM EDT
You mean if I turned 5 years of age right now, with the knowledge I currently possess; or being transported back to 1990 with the knowledge I have now, and being 5 years of age?

If the latter, I would make damn sure to get rich. Buy some AOL stock and some Yahoo stock.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:54:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
Outside of saving my pennies for Microsoft investments, I think I'd groom myself for a political carrer.




Yeah, because you're such a politician.

As to the question, there wouldn't be a babysitter ungroped.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 11:57:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:01:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Assuming that I am five again the year that I was 5,

I would now be "Mrs. William Gates"



Or...after much reflection..I would be Ex. Mrs. William Gates



Whatever. If we all could go back, you'd be Mrs. Sin_Bin without a doubt!



Mrs. Gates-Bin Living Large
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:16:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Coronado:
ha, I dont know of many hot chicks that would bang a 5 year old, lmao



Schoolteachers man, schoolteachers....



+1
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:23:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 12:25:51 AM EDT by madmann135]
If you remember back to the future movie where this guy bought a book that contained all the sports victories and defeats and gave it to his past self. Which caused him to become rich and in a way take over the world...

What I would do would be buy a book that contained all the sports victories and convince my keeper to let me gamble and keep the winnings so that when I turn 18 I can get all the fun stuf I never had.

Or I would print out the lottery numbers from today and win the lottery back then till I have as much money as I want.

I would consider warning people about the 9-11 event but considering if I told them I would probally have to tell them that I was from the future that that would spell doom for me.
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