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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 12/14/2003 12:35:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2003 12:37:45 PM EST by pale_pony]
If you took a lump of coal and shoved it up Howard Dean's ass I bet he could squeeze it into a diamond right now, as tight as his sphincter must be, John Kerry's too!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 12:39:18 PM EST
How are you going to get it past the clench to test out that theory?
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 12:51:05 PM EST
Dress up the "courier" as Bill Clinton, and they'd present themselves quicker than a Bonobo (pygmy chimpanzee) in heat!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 1:22:37 PM EST
That silly fuck always looks like he is constipated and/or starting to crown...!
Link Posted: 12/14/2003 1:53:40 PM EST
It would still be coal, but with poop on it.
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